I posted this query once before and nearly got laughed off the board.
I have my best sense of humor intact and a flame retardant apron...
here goes:

I need a mechanic who will come to my shop to deal with a couple of
problems. My jointer jammed, and I really don't have time to deal
with it. All tool repair facilities in my area require that the tool
be dropped off. It's just a little heavy to do that.

If any of you kind woodworkers know where I can find someone who will
do this in Southern California, please let me know. I'm very near
Long Beach.

Kind regards,
Kathy Wingert
http://www.wingertguitars.com