I hereby nominate Vito Kuhn, one of the stupidest men on Usenet, for the
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck.

Seconds, anyone?

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Sean Monaghan wrote in news:Xns98EOOA&EC3F4D27182O5@
204.153.245.21:

I hereby nominate Vito Kuhn, one of the stupidest men on Usenet, for the
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck.

Seconds, anyone?

*Checks date stamp.*

*Blinks*

Looks like I missed this one. Seconded.

This post has been brought to you by the letter F for Frito and Foam Duck
and the letter V for Vito.

[news.groups, alt.fan.letter.f, and alt.fan.letter.v added]
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

In , Colonel Jake
said:
:
: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*

Assume the position, Colonel.

: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]

ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!

: "Pinku-Sensei" wrote in message
: . 245.131...
: : Sean Monaghan wrote in news:Xns98EOOA&EC3F4D27182O5@
: : 204.153.245.21:
: :
: : I hereby nominate Vito Kuhn, one of the stupidest men on Usenet, for the
: : Bolo Bullis Foam Duck.
: :
: : Seconds, anyone?
: :
: : *Checks date stamp.*
: :
: : *Blinks*
: :
: : Looks like I missed this one. Seconded.
: :
: : This post has been brought to you by the letter F for Frito and Foam Duck
: : and the letter V for Vito.
: :
: : [news.groups, alt.fan.letter.f, and alt.fan.letter.v added]
:
: Did someone say?,
: "Foam Duck?!?!?!..."

Apparently not.

--------------------------------------
Kookle Search Results
6 matches for "colonel jake".

Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 2006
Unabomber Surprise
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20
Goofy Azzed Babboon
Tinfoil Sombrero

Joey "Colonel Jake" Jimenez, trained by Pinku-Sensei
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
---------------------------------------

What manner of oversight is this?

: Thank yOu?,
: "Master Pink My InstructOr"
: "Pinku-Sensei The Great one"
:
: ?,.,?
: :And then some...
: `^'^?
: : --
: : Pinku-Sensei
: : Co-FNVW of AUK
: : http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html
:

Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

Pinku-Sensei wrote:

(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)

Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
so they're all yours.

--
Vito Kuhn
Member, Big-8 Dead Groups Task Force

http://www.big-8.org/dokuwiki/doku.p...ups:deadgroups

Vito Kuhn Thou dog-hearted poperin pear.
Thou square-headed rude multitude. Thou *******ly rogue. Thou hath eaten
me out of house and home, and hath put all my substance into that fat
belly of thine. Ye brooded and ye gnashed:

****ING TRAMP LOVE GUN (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH) CRAP SMEGMA **** HEAD
SMEGMA **** RIFLE KNOB SLAG HYMEN HAMMER BLOWJOB ASS DONKEY DICK
BLOWJOB

****ING ARSE MONKEY Give your "AWARDS" to people that ****ING ASSHOLE
are so obsessed with them. ****ING BLACK JACK Give them to swines
like Sean, ****ING BINT Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art
****ING ****-STICKER BONE ACHE Deco, kali, Bob "OFFICER", Cannon,
Burnore ****ING WHORE-BITCH SOLIDER BOW-LEGGED SWAMP DONKEY
****-PEDDLER ARSE-PIRATE BELLY-BUMP ARSE WORM and yourself. Decent
people don't ****ING BITCH'S BLIND want them, so they're all yours.
****ING LOVE DART LOVE BUBBLES BUM JOCKEY MOTHER****ER MOTHER****ER
CUM PUMP SLAPPER DISCHARGE BEAVER

In , Vito Kuhn
said:
: Pinku-Sensei wrote:
:
: (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
:
: Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
: swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
: Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
: so they're all yours.

Finally, a competently prepared kook list.

Thank you, Mr. Kuhn.

Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

Kali wrote:

In , Colonel Jake
said:
:
: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*

Assume the position, Colonel.

: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]

ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!

ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!



================================================== ===

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:

Nations under LORD Almighty GOD
like the U.S. practice no deceit:

Archie Leach wrote in
:

Kali wrote:

In , Colonel Jake
said:
:
: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*

Assume the position, Colonel.

: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]

ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!

ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!

ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!




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"Sean Monaghan" wrote in message
...
Archie Leach wrote in
:

Kali wrote:

In , Colonel Jake
said:
:
: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*

Assume the position, Colonel.

: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]

ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!

ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!

ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!

If you had not been a rule-violating kook, there would have been no need for
you to slurp.





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"Colonel Jake" wrote in message
...

"SameAsB4" wrote in message
news :
: "Sean Monaghan" wrote in message
: ...
: Archie Leach wrote in
: :
:
: Kali wrote:
:
: In , Colonel Jake
: said:
: :
: : *we will all kneel and bow our heads*
:
: Assume the position, Colonel.
:
: : [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
: : [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: : [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]
:
: ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!
:
: ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!
:
: ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!
:
: If you had not been a rule-violating kook, there would have been no need
for
: you to slurp.

Thank yOu?,

**** you. AUK is closed. Stop posting now.

"Master Pink My InstructOr"
"Pinku-Sensei The Great one"

*we will all now rise*

:
: --
: Official FAQ for Alt.Usenet.Kooks: http://www.caballista.org/auk
:

Sean Monaghan wrote:

Archie Leach wrote in
:

Kali wrote:

In , Colonel Jake
said:
:
: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*

Assume the position, Colonel.

: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]

ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!

ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!

ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!

ALL HILLE PENGU-SENSAY FO HE HACE THE GRIZZEATNESS!!!!4!!!! FO
SHIZZLE!


================================================== ===

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:

Nations under LORD Almighty GOD
like the U.S. practice no deceit:

"Archie Leach" wrote in message
...
Sean Monaghan wrote:

Archie Leach wrote in
m:

Kali wrote:

In , Colonel Jake
said:
:
: *we will all kneel and bow our heads*

Assume the position, Colonel.

: [»»»xYx«««]"All Hail Master Pink My Instructor"[»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: [»»»xYx«««] "Pinku-Sensei The Great One" [»»»xYx«««]

ALL HAILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!1!

ALL HAYLE PYNKU-SENSI FOUR HE HACE TEH GRATENESS!!2!!

ALL HEILE PINKU-SENSEI FOR HE HACE TEH GREATNESS!!!3!!!

ALL HILLE PENGU-SENSAY FO HE HACE THE GRIZZEATNESS!!!!4!!!! FO
SHIZZLE!

Kook foight!



================================================== ===

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote:

Nations under LORD Almighty GOD
like the U.S. practice no deceit:

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, Vito Kuhn did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Pinku-Sensei wrote:

(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)

Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco,
kali, Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't
want them, so they're all yours.

Hey, Frito, you forgot your Allisat nominator! The above lits is hereby
declared DEFECTIVE!!

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Message-ID: 1

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
70

"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID:

"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:


"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02

http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php

"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing

http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel

"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:


"What are marijuana tablets?"

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: .com

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:


"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID:

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:


"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: om

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID:

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss
wrote:

Aratzio wrote:
On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:57:09 -0500, "Vito Kuhn"
got double secret probation because:

Pinku-Sensei wrote:

(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)

Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
so they're all yours.

Hey, Frito, if you can spell eveyone else's name, why can you not
spell mine correctly?

I also want to inquire as to why you feel a need to place some names
in quotes and other not. I know it seems such a little thing but
perfection, while unobtainable, is something which you, as a
christian, should strive.

Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into rec.motorcycles.victory?

Isn't it obvious?

Jade

"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.

On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:00:55 -0500, Meat Plow
wrote:

On Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:16:15 -0600, Kali wrote:

In , Vito Kuhn
said:
: Pinku-Sensei wrote:
:
: (SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)
:
: Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
: swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,
: Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
: so they're all yours.

Finally, a competently prepared kook list.

Thank you, Mr. Kuhn.

Kali

I cannot approve this lits since I am not on it.

Me either. Also because Vito Kuhn is a whiny little bitch.

Jade

"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.

"Daedalus" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss
wrote:


Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
rec.motorcycles.victory?

Isn't it obvious?



No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
garbage to rec.woodworking. Grow up and carry on your little escapades in
your own little group. There's really no one else that cares to see this
crap.

--

-Mike-

Mike Marlow Thou underachieving tedious rogue. Thou
dim-witted rump-fed ronyon. Thou rudeliest welcome to this world. Thou
hasty-witted, shard-borne detested kite. Ye threw up and ye eructated:

"Daedalus" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss
wrote:


Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
rec.motorcycles.victory?

Isn't it obvious?



No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
garbage to rec.woodworking. Grow up and carry on your little
escapades in your own little group. There's really no one else that
cares to see this crap.

Wrote the ****wit who crossposted that crap to rec.woodworking.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

Vescere puter subgalia meis.

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in

On Thu, 1 Mar 2007 16:01:53 -0500, "Mike Marlow"
wrote:


"Daedalus" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss
wrote:


Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
rec.motorcycles.victory?

Isn't it obvious?



No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
garbage to rec.woodworking.

Oh go lathe a table leg, Bob Vila. Make your mommy a birdhouse or
something.

Grow up and carry on your little escapades in
your own little group.

All of usenet belongs to me. Haven't you heard?

There's really no one else that cares to see this
crap.

All of usenet belongs to me. Remember that, stumpy.


Jade

"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.

On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:01:53 -0500, Mike Marlow did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
"Daedalus" wrote...
On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss wrote:

Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
rec.motorcycles.victory?

Isn't it obvious?

No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
garbage to rec.woodworking. Grow up and carry on your little escapades in
your own little group. There's really no one else that cares to see this
crap.

The woodworking group gets it because it's _Vito_, and that was where he
first usenetted, as well as where he first k00ked out. RMV does because
of the Flying Larts and Frito's ongoing *victolly* against the forces of
Obscenity which keep ****ing with him.

VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

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__________________________________________________ ______________________
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AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html

VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: 1

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
70

"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID:

"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:


"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02

http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php

"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing

http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_...y_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel

"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:


"What are marijuana tablets?"

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: .com

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:


"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID:

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:


"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: om

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID:

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:15:48 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity
wrote:

On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:01:53 -0500, Mike Marlow did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
"Daedalus" wrote...
On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss wrote:

Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
rec.motorcycles.victory?

Isn't it obvious?

No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
garbage to rec.woodworking. Grow up and carry on your little escapades in
your own little group. There's really no one else that cares to see this
crap.

The woodworking group gets it because it's _Vito_, and that was where he
first usenetted, as well as where he first k00ked out. RMV does because
of the Flying Larts and Frito's ongoing *victolly* against the forces of
Obscenity which keep ****ing with him.

VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

Jade
"The fact that Michael admitted that he shared his bed with children
shows that he was NOT a molester." - Pam Russell, teacher and netkook.

Hail Eris! On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:32:47 -0500, Daedalus jabbered inanely:
On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:15:48 GMT, The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:01:53 -0500, Mike Marlow did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
"Daedalus" wrote...
On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:25:16 -0800, John Corliss wrote:

Just curious, why is this getting cross-posted into
rec.motorcycles.victory?

Isn't it obvious?

No - and it's no more obvious why you imbeciles are cross posting this
garbage to rec.woodworking. Grow up and carry on your little escapades
in your own little group. There's really no one else that cares to see
this crap.

The woodworking group gets it because it's _Vito_, and that was where he
first usenetted, as well as where he first k00ked out. RMV does because
of the Flying Larts and Frito's ongoing *victolly* against the forces of
Obscenity which keep ****ing with him.

VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

VVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!3

--
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Butcher Knife Natalia
Chung Convict #77
No holy posting of any kind, to email.

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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: 1

WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
70

"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
you are, Olympiada. MID:

"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion, with no trace of irony in his post
MID: 4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02

"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/

"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: . com

Vito Kuhn wrote:

Pinku-Sensei wrote:

(SNIP TROLL HOG WASH)

Give your "AWARDS" to people that are so obsessed with them. Give them to
swines like Sean, Chadwick, Aratsio, "ROSS", "The Bookman", Art Deco, kali,

*ding* tips sombrero

Bob "OFFICER", Cannon, Burnore and yourself. Decent people don't want them,
so they're all yours.

--
Vito Kuhn
Member, Big-8 Dead Groups Task Force

http://www.big-8.org/dokuwiki/doku.p...ups:deadgroups

Your sig is malformed, Frito.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert