To celebrate my forthcoming birthday (same as Beethovan's, if
you're curious), and the holiday season - doesn't matter what religion
you are, if nothing else, it's a few days off - think positive - I'm
posting the link to my woodley pages. Plans, inspiration, et al.
Anything you like, make quick use of it, because access won't be
forever. Accss will be terminated even sooner if some dummy whines
about a dead link, or something. Should be enough to get you started.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofal.../WOODLEYSTUFF/

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah (?), Happy Quanza (?), Happy Song
Kron (?), and whatever else I didn't cover. I'm spiritual myself, but
tolerent of about any religion except human, or animal, sacrifice -
unless it's chickens, and they're cooked later, that religion I could
definitely live with. Now would also be a good time for you guys to
send along a small sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods too. A short,
slightly plump, HUMAN female (some of you guys have some verry strange
ideas),
slightly used virgin, who can cook, and likes to do housework, and
fishing, will do nicely. Or, send some nice free wood.

Google is our friend.



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.

ROTFL ... happy B'day ... hope you make it.

Speaking of making it, wonder if Apeman lived through that last marriage?

--
www.e-woodshop.net
Last update: 12/13/05

Yep;
birthdays, good;
Beethoven, good;
holiday season, good;
playing weakest link, good;
religion as it is nowdays, not as good as real faith in something;
chicken, good;
sacrificing a slightly plump virgin, used or not, who can do all of
that?

Somebody send this guy some clean lumber before he finds our daughters!

Happy Birthday Jack,
Tom in KY who is a pretty good Baptist boy but has his fair share of
deficiencies.

Accss will be terminated even sooner if some dummy whines
about a dead link, or something. Should be enough to get you started.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofal.../WOODLEYSTUFF/

A Whine/critique: your bibliography page seems to be missing the following:

"How to Argue Politics with a 2X4 (If You Must)", by FredFighter.

"The Big Type Encyclopedia of Pointy Sticks", by Charlie B.

"How to Win Friends and Influence Woodworkers, NOT!", by Bay Area Dave.

"A Wooddorkers Guide to Style, from Plato to Thelonious", by Tom Watson.

"Shipping and Receiving (To Avoid Trunnion Damage)" w/bonus section on
right/left tilt tools, by Leon.

You got lots of work to do, Bubba ...

--
www.e-woodshop.net
Last update: 12/13/05

"Swingman" wrote in message
...
ROTFL ... happy B'day ... hope you make it.

Speaking of making it, wonder if Apeman lived through that last marriage?


LOL... Not seeing him around much would indicate that he may be on a very
short leash.

"J T" wrote in message
...
To celebrate my forthcoming birthday (same as Beethovan's, if
you're curious), and the holiday season - doesn't matter what religion
you are, if nothing else, it's a few days off - think positive - I'm
posting the link to my woodley pages. Plans, inspiration, et al.
Anything you like, make quick use of it, because access won't be
forever. Accss will be terminated even sooner if some dummy whines
about a dead link, or something. Should be enough to get you started.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofal.../WOODLEYSTUFF/

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah (?), Happy Quanza (?), Happy Song
Kron (?), and whatever else I didn't cover. I'm spiritual myself, but
tolerent of about any religion except human, or animal, sacrifice -
unless it's chickens, and they're cooked later, that religion I could
definitely live with. Now would also be a good time for you guys to
send along a small sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods too. A short,
slightly plump, HUMAN female (some of you guys have some verry strange
ideas),
slightly used virgin, who can cook, and likes to do housework, and
fishing, will do nicely. Or, send some nice free wood.


Happy Birthday Jack and your wish list reminds me of the guy looking for a
new wife, one that owns a fishing boat and wanting the interested applicants
to please send a picture of the boat. LOL

"J T" wrote in message
...
To celebrate my forthcoming birthday (same as Beethovan's, if
you're curious), and the holiday season - doesn't matter what religion
you are, if nothing else, it's a few days off - think positive - I'm
posting the link to my woodley pages. Plans, inspiration, et al.
Anything you like, make quick use of it, because access won't be
forever. Accss will be terminated even sooner if some dummy whines
about a dead link, or something. Should be enough to get you started.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofal.../WOODLEYSTUFF/

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah (?), Happy Quanza (?), Happy Song
Kron (?), and whatever else I didn't cover. I'm spiritual myself, but
tolerent of about any religion except human, or animal, sacrifice -
unless it's chickens, and they're cooked later, that religion I could
definitely live with. Now would also be a good time for you guys to
send along a small sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods too. A short,
slightly plump, HUMAN female (some of you guys have some verry strange
ideas),
slightly used virgin, who can cook, and likes to do housework, and
fishing, will do nicely. Or, send some nice free wood.

Google is our friend.




Happy Birthday, Jack! Virtual presents on the way.

BTW, couldn't find a link for fancy push sticks on your site.

Vic

J T wrote:

To celebrate my forthcoming birthday (same as Beethovan's, if
you're curious), and the holiday season - doesn't matter what religion
you are, if nothing else, it's a few days off - think positive - I'm
posting the link to my woodley pages. [snip]
Happy birthday. Beethoven, huh? Jeez, you're older than dirt. Anyway
good luck with the chicken and the virgin.
squeek,
jo4hn

Happy Bday JT. If ya find the wife, find out if she has a sister.

jc

top posted for my convenience.


"J T" wrote in message
...
To celebrate my forthcoming birthday (same as Beethovan's, if
you're curious), and the holiday season - doesn't matter what religion
you are, if nothing else, it's a few days off - think positive - I'm
posting the link to my woodley pages. Plans, inspiration, et al.
Anything you like, make quick use of it, because access won't be
forever. Accss will be terminated even sooner if some dummy whines
about a dead link, or something. Should be enough to get you started.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofal.../WOODLEYSTUFF/

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah (?), Happy Quanza (?), Happy Song
Kron (?), and whatever else I didn't cover. I'm spiritual myself, but
tolerent of about any religion except human, or animal, sacrifice -
unless it's chickens, and they're cooked later, that religion I could
definitely live with. Now would also be a good time for you guys to
send along a small sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods too. A short,
slightly plump, HUMAN female (some of you guys have some verry strange
ideas),
slightly used virgin, who can cook, and likes to do housework, and
fishing, will do nicely. Or, send some nice free wood.

Google is our friend.



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.

Vic Baron wrote:
"J T" wrote in message
...

To celebrate my forthcoming birthday (same as Beethovan's, if
you're curious), and the holiday season - doesn't matter what religion
you are, if nothing else, it's a few days off - think positive - I'm
posting the link to my woodley pages. Plans, inspiration, et al.
Anything you like, make quick use of it, because access won't be
forever. Accss will be terminated even sooner if some dummy whines
about a dead link, or something. Should be enough to get you started.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofal.../WOODLEYSTUFF/

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah (?), Happy Quanza (?), Happy Song
Kron (?), and whatever else I didn't cover. I'm spiritual myself, but
tolerent of about any religion except human, or animal, sacrifice -
unless it's chickens, and they're cooked later, that religion I could
definitely live with. Now would also be a good time for you guys to
send along a small sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods too. A short,
slightly plump, HUMAN female (some of you guys have some verry strange
ideas),
slightly used virgin, who can cook, and likes to do housework, and
fishing, will do nicely. Or, send some nice free wood.

Google is our friend.





Happy Birthday, Jack! Virtual presents on the way.

BTW, couldn't find a link for fancy push sticks on your site.

Vic


Careful - statements like that sound like a whine - don't get him started.

Happy birthday, Jack. Great website.

-jj

--
Remove BOB to email me

J T wrote:
To celebrate my forthcoming birthday (same as Beethovan's, if
you're curious), and the holiday season - doesn't matter what religion
you are, if nothing else, it's a few days off - think positive - I'm
posting the link to my woodley pages. Plans, inspiration, et al.
Anything you like, make quick use of it, because access won't be
forever. Accss will be terminated even sooner if some dummy whines
about a dead link, or something. Should be enough to get you started.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofal.../WOODLEYSTUFF/

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah (?), Happy Quanza (?), Happy Song
Kron (?), and whatever else I didn't cover. I'm spiritual myself, but
tolerent of about any religion except human, or animal, sacrifice -
unless it's chickens, and they're cooked later, that religion I could
definitely live with. Now would also be a good time for you guys to
send along a small sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods too. A short,
slightly plump, HUMAN female (some of you guys have some verry strange
ideas),
slightly used virgin, who can cook, and likes to do housework, and
fishing, will do nicely. Or, send some nice free wood.

Google is our friend.



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.



Thanks.

Good stuff. Love the books.


--
Will R.
Jewel Boxes and Wood Art
http://woodwork.pmccl.com
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those
who have not got it.” George Bernard Shaw

"WillR" wrote in message
.. .
J T wrote:
Now would also be a good time for you guys to
send along a small sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods too. A short,
slightly plump, HUMAN female (some of you guys have some verry strange
ideas),
slightly used virgin, who can cook, and likes to do housework, and
fishing, will do nicely. Or, send some nice free wood.
Google is our friend.



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.



Thanks.

Good stuff. Love the books.


It's the concept of a "slightly used virgin" that intrigues me.

"Charles Self" wrote in message
...


It's the concept of a "slightly used virgin" that intrigues me.

She certainly would not be "Extra Virgin" would she.

"Leon" wrote in message
. com...

"Charles Self" wrote in message
...


It's the concept of a "slightly used virgin" that intrigues me.

She certainly would not be "Extra Virgin" would she.

Olive Oyl, Popeye's girlfriend?

Watcha butt JOAT. And have a happy birthday.

"JJ" wrote in message
...
Vic Baron wrote:
"J T" wrote in message
...

To celebrate my forthcoming birthday (same as Beethovan's, if
you're curious), and the holiday season - doesn't matter what religion
you are, if nothing else, it's a few days off - think positive - I'm
posting the link to my woodley pages. Plans, inspiration, et al.
Anything you like, make quick use of it, because access won't be
forever. Accss will be terminated even sooner if some dummy whines
about a dead link, or something. Should be enough to get you started.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofal.../WOODLEYSTUFF/

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah (?), Happy Quanza (?), Happy Song
Kron (?), and whatever else I didn't cover. I'm spiritual myself, but
tolerent of about any religion except human, or animal, sacrifice -
unless it's chickens, and they're cooked later, that religion I could
definitely live with. Now would also be a good time for you guys to
send along a small sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods too. A short,
slightly plump, HUMAN female (some of you guys have some verry strange
ideas),
slightly used virgin, who can cook, and likes to do housework, and
fishing, will do nicely. Or, send some nice free wood.

Google is our friend.





Happy Birthday, Jack! Virtual presents on the way.

BTW, couldn't find a link for fancy push sticks on your site.

Vic
Careful - statements like that sound like a whine - don't get him started.

Happy birthday, Jack. Great website.



AAArgh!! My bad! - SOooooooooooooooo sorry Jack!


V

"Leon" wrote in message
. com...

"Charles Self" wrote in message
...


It's the concept of a "slightly used virgin" that intrigues me.

She certainly would not be "Extra Virgin" would she.


Only if her olive weren't ripe yet.

Else she would be just plain "virgin" or at worst "pure".

Now if he got her after the second pressing, she might be a little wrinkled
around the edges. But hopefully she'd still have a nice pit.

That's all I have -

V

Wed, Dec 14, 2005, 11:08pm (EST+5) (Vic*Baron)
tries hard with:
Only if her olive weren't ripe yet.
Else she would be just plain "virgin" or at worst "pure".
Now if he got her after the second pressing, she might be a little
wrinkled around the edges. But hopefully she'd still have a nice pit.
That's all I have -

Someone smack him.



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.

J T (in ) said:

| Now would also be a good
| time for you guys to send along a small sacrifice for the
| Woodworking Gods too. A short, slightly plump, HUMAN female (some
| of you guys have some verry strange ideas),
| slightly used virgin, who can cook, and likes to do housework, and
| fishing, will do nicely. Or, send some nice free wood.

Oops! Sorry - already gave my free wood to a short, slightly used
virgin, who then wandered off into the mountains, and I never saw her
again. She was a terrible cook and hated housework, so you're probably
better off without.

Happy birthday anyhow!

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/solar.html

Wed, Dec 14, 2005, 9:18pm (EST+5)
(Charles*Self) dazedly says:
It's the concept of a "slightly used virgin" that intrigues me.

That's all explained in the booklet you get after you send in your
sacfice to the Woodworking Gods. Hard to miss, there's a complete
chapter on it. If you're trying to skate, claiming you didn't get a
booklet, forget it.



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I've got a few very nice
gifts coming, just what I wanted. I know, because I bought them for
myself. LOL

And, thanksfor the fact that none of you irritated me enough to
make me change the link.

Happy holidays. And, since this is an international group, here's
an international holiday card for all to enjoy.
http://digilander.libero.it/zamo007/...ad%20santa.jpg Ho ho ho.



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.

J T wrote:
To celebrate my forthcoming birthday (same as Beethovan's, if
you're curious),

Are you as old as Beethovan?

Thu, Dec 15, 2005, 10:47am (EST-3) (Larry*Bud)
wants to know:
Are you as old as Beethovan?

I thought he was dead. Would that make me youger than him, or
older?



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.

J T wrote:
Thu, Dec 15, 2005, 10:47am (EST-3) (Larry Bud)
wants to know:
Are you as old as Beethovan?

I thought he was dead. Would that make me youger than him, or
older?



JOAT
A rolling stone gathers no moss...unless it's a hobby he does on the
weekends.

Healthier at least.
Joe