Today in the mail came a dues rebate certification worth $132.00
dollars for a lifetime membership!! I have been selected for this
special deal from thousands of members from New Brunswick!!! and I
also got a new Life Member patch and a decal to match the other ones
I've already got, so now I can have one on each arm of my plaid
mackinaw. I almost forgot the wonderful ge-noo-wine flesh-coloured
Made-in-China brand new carpenter's pencil. And as soon as I send it
in, I'm getting a free professional quality 18-Volt cordless drill
plus accessories, and a free seven piece forstner bit set with molded
case, no less, not to speak of the hat, belt buckle and keyring. Ain't
the HCOA wunnerfull? Can't wait to proudly sport my new patches.

And to the rest of you: Neener, neener!

Luigi
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Luigi Zanasi wrote:
Today in the mail came a dues rebate certification worth $132.00
dollars for a lifetime membership!! I have been selected for this
special deal from thousands of members from New Brunswick!!! and I
also got a new Life Member patch and a decal to match the other ones
I've already got, so now I can have one on each arm of my plaid
mackinaw. I almost forgot the wonderful ge-noo-wine flesh-coloured
Made-in-China brand new carpenter's pencil. And as soon as I send it
in, I'm getting a free professional quality 18-Volt cordless drill
plus accessories, and a free seven piece forstner bit set with molded
case, no less, not to speak of the hat, belt buckle and keyring. Ain't
the HCOA wunnerfull? Can't wait to proudly sport my new patches.

And to the rest of you: Neener, neener!

Luigi
Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...ct_Woodworking

Rats, now I've got to take the rest of the week off, just to make sure
no one steals my certificate, in case I'm lucky enough to be selected.
Joe

I didn't think they would let herring chokers in to such an elite
organization as HCOA, next thing they'll be letting us Kweebekers join as
well.

George Anderson
Montreal Canada

"Luigi Zanasi" wrote in message
...
Today in the mail came a dues rebate certification worth $132.00
dollars for a lifetime membership!! I have been selected for this
special deal from thousands of members from New Brunswick!!! and I
also got a new Life Member patch and a decal to match the other ones
I've already got, so now I can have one on each arm of my plaid
mackinaw. I almost forgot the wonderful ge-noo-wine flesh-coloured
Made-in-China brand new carpenter's pencil. And as soon as I send it
in, I'm getting a free professional quality 18-Volt cordless drill
plus accessories, and a free seven piece forstner bit set with molded
case, no less, not to speak of the hat, belt buckle and keyring. Ain't
the HCOA wunnerfull? Can't wait to proudly sport my new patches.

And to the rest of you: Neener, neener!

Luigi
Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...ct_Woodworking

On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 15:19:07 -0500, "George"
scribbled:

I didn't think they would let herring chokers in to such an elite
organization as HCOA, next thing they'll be letting us Kweebekers join as
well.

Except I'm in the Yukon. I escaped New Brunswick back in 1989 after a
second attempt, having tries an escape to Newfoundland in 1987. I did
escape Kweebek in 1983 (well, only sort of, as the only good thing I
found in Ontario was the eastbound 417).

Luigi
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