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Efficient security or Keystone Cops
From an email, called Junk Mail from Bob:
Terrorists are Everywhere! Baltimore closed down tunnels last month. http://www.thewbalchannel.com/health...34/detail.html A lady in Davenport Iowa found a bomb in her home. But it turned out to be just a device to scare away underground aliens. Really! http://www.qctimes.net/articles/2005...8115115343.txt Kentucky is serious about antiterrorism. They are undertaking a program to keep terrorists out of bingo halls and other charitable games. They don't actually care if terrorists go play bingo. They just want to make sure the terrorists don't operate any Bingo games. The state Office of Charitable Gaming received a $36,300 grant to provide five investigators with laptop computers and access a law-enforcement database. http://www.wkyt.com/Global/story.asp?S=4019597 The border patrol in Detroit stopped some runners after a radiation sensor went off in the Detroit-Windsor Tunnel during a marathon. None of the runners was carrying a nuclear weapon. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servl...1024.wmarath24 The FAA caught someone violating the Aircraft Defense Identification Zone around Washington. He was promptly cited. The problem was, he and his plane had never left Arizona. http://avweb.com/newswire/11_38b/leadnews/190621-1.html http://www.avweb.com/newswire/11_43b...ml?CMP=OTC-RSS About a year ago, a lady in Denver didn't want her breasts searched at the airport, so she drove home to San Diego. http://www.10news.com/news/3799783/detail.html A few days ago, a 63-year-old lady named Phyllis was fined $2000 and given one year probation after she grabbed a screeners breasts and said, "How would you like it if I did that to you?" The retired technical-college teacher was convicted in July of assault on a federal employee. http://www.ksl.com/?nid=157&sid=124638 |
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