From an email, called Junk Mail from Bob:

Terrorists are Everywhere!

Baltimore closed down tunnels last month.

http://www.thewbalchannel.com/health...34/detail.html

A lady in Davenport Iowa found a bomb in her home. But it turned out to
be just a device to scare away underground aliens. Really!


http://www.qctimes.net/articles/2005...8115115343.txt

Kentucky is serious about antiterrorism. They are undertaking a program
to keep terrorists out of bingo halls and other charitable games. They
don't actually care if terrorists go play bingo. They just want to make
sure the terrorists don't operate any Bingo games.

The state Office of Charitable Gaming received a $36,300 grant to
provide five investigators with laptop computers and access a
law-enforcement database.

http://www.wkyt.com/Global/story.asp?S=4019597

The border patrol in Detroit stopped some runners after a radiation
sensor went off in the Detroit-Windsor Tunnel during a marathon. None
of the runners was carrying a nuclear weapon.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servl...1024.wmarath24

The FAA caught someone violating the Aircraft Defense Identification
Zone around Washington. He was promptly cited. The problem was, he and
his plane had never left Arizona.

http://avweb.com/newswire/11_38b/leadnews/190621-1.html


http://www.avweb.com/newswire/11_43b...ml?CMP=OTC-RSS

About a year ago, a lady in Denver didn't want her breasts searched at
the airport, so she drove home to San Diego.

http://www.10news.com/news/3799783/detail.html

A few days ago, a 63-year-old lady named Phyllis was fined $2000 and
given one year probation after she grabbed a screeners breasts and
said, "How would you like it if I did that to you?" The retired
technical-college teacher was convicted in July of assault on a federal
employee.

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=157&sid=124638