That's right!

I'm looking at you!

You're UGLY!

In article ,
Robatoy wrote:

That's right!

I'm looking at you!

You're UGLY!

There once was a poet named Peter
Who wanted to read the gas meter.
He struck up a light
And rose out of sight,
And anyone who knows anything about poetry will tell you
He also ruined the meter.

Robatoy (in )
said:

| That's right!
|
| I'm looking at you!
|
| You're UGLY!

Robatoy wrote:

There once was a poet named Peter
Who wanted to read the gas meter.
He struck up a light
And rose out of sight,
And anyone who knows anything about poetry will tell you
He also ruined the meter.

There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,

Said he, "I admit I'm a bit of a ****",
"But look at the money I save."

There has got to be at least 1,000 of those.

Lew

In article . net,
Lew Hodgett wrote:

There has got to be at least 1,000 of those.

and I love them all.

In article ,
"Morris Dovey" wrote:

Robatoy (in )
said:

| That's right!
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| I'm looking at you!
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| You're UGLY!




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LOL..now is THAT nice??

Robatoy wrote:

and I love them all.

Well in that case.

There was a young man from Kent,
Whose dick was so long it was bent.

To save him some trouble,
He stuck it in double,

and instead of cuming, he went.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

There was a young man from Boston,
Who bought himself a new Austin.

He had room for his ass,
and a gallon of gas,

but his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

++++++++++++++++++++

That's a start.



Lew

Robatoy wrote:
In article ,
Robatoy wrote:


That's right!

I'm looking at you!

You're UGLY!


There once was a poet named Peter
Who wanted to read the gas meter.
He struck up a light
And rose out of sight,
And anyone who knows anything about poetry will tell you
He also ruined the meter.

Lessee. Sumpin 'bout Nantuckit?

There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket

I'm sure you were thinking of the clean version, right?

jo4hn wrote:

Lessee. Sumpin 'bout Nantuckit?

Mike Berger wrote:
There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket

I'm sure you were thinking of the clean version, right?

jo4hn wrote:


Lessee. Sumpin 'bout Nantuckit?
:-)