Robatoy wrote:

There once was a poet named Peter
Who wanted to read the gas meter.
He struck up a light
And rose out of sight,
And anyone who knows anything about poetry will tell you
He also ruined the meter.

There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,

Said he, "I admit I'm a bit of a ****",
"But look at the money I save."

There has got to be at least 1,000 of those.

Lew