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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Jun 1, 8:35 am show options
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From: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler -
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Date: Wed, 01 Jun 2005 13:35:25 +0100
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Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2005
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Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on June 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Azure
J Wyatt Ehrenfels
neither of the above

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)

SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae

COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Bradley L Jesness
Charles D Bohne
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
none of the above

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote yes or no.)

Dr David Tholen

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)

Linda Gore
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
neither of the above

GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)

David V.
jet
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
non of the above

JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron
Bradley L Jesness
Edmond Heinz Wollmann
Louis Turi
SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae
none of the above

TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron
Eddie @ codingirc.net

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote yes or no.)

Brad Guth

BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)

Guy Fawkes of uk.local.southwest

BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Donald L Ferrt, alias Aozotorp
jet
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Will Dockery
none of the above

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Vito Kuhn

MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

Edmond Heinz Wollmann & Ray Murphy
Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J

KOOK KARD DECK SIX OF DIAMONDS (Vote for one.)

Pete Stapleton
Vito Kuhn

KOOK KARD DECK FIVE OF SPADES (Vote for one.)

Jay Stevens, alias Jai Marahaj
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Aratzio & Peter J Ross
Michael Cook
neither of the above

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Dr Dan Rogers

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

John Henry

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For some reason my POS M$ newsreader "dropped" this
ballot so I am poasting this cut'n'pasted facsimile from
groups.google.com and cross-poasting to a few relevant
NGs.

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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Jun 1, 8:35 am
show options Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
From: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
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Date: Wed, 01 Jun 2005 13:35:25 +0100
Local: Wed,Jun 1 2005 8:35 am
Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2005
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Message | Show original | Report Abuse

Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2005 Usenet
Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be
disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the
Bobo Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable
sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of
the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
You have until 12:00 noon GMT on June 8th to cast your
votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be
*you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Azure
J Wyatt Ehrenfels
neither of the above


Abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)

SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae


Abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Bradley L Jesness
Charles D Bohne
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
none of the above


Steebie, although teh Chuckweasel was certainly a close contender!

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote yes or no.)

Dr David Tholen


Yes

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)

Linda Gore
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
neither of the above


Steebie.

GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)

David V.
jet
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
non of the above


Steebie.

JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for
one.)

Alexa Cameron
Bradley L Jesness
Edmond Heinz Wollmann
Louis Turi
SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae
none of the above


AssLexa.

TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron
Eddie @ codingirc.net


AssLexa.

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote yes
or no.)

Brad Guth


Abstain.

BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)

Guy Fawkes of uk.local.southwest


Abstain.

BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Donald L Ferrt, alias Aozotorp
jet
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Will Dockery
none of the above


Steebie, and damn, he's cleaning up this month.

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Vito Kuhn


Frito Kuhnt.

MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI
INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff


Oh, man, too bad this "kute kouple" can't reign as a team.

Steebie by a hair.

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

Edmond Heinz Wollmann & Ray Murphy
Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J


Dumbass MJ fanbois.

KOOK KARD DECK SIX OF DIAMONDS (Vote for one.)

Pete Stapleton
Vito Kuhn


Frito Kuhnt.

KOOK KARD DECK FIVE OF SPADES (Vote for one.)

Jay Stevens, alias Jai Marahaj
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff


Steebie.

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for
one.)

Aratzio & Peter J Ross
Michael Cook
neither of the above


Ratz & PJR.

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Dr Dan Rogers


Yes.

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

John Henry


Yes.

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No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
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"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Vito Kuhn


Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this stupid
"AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST MONTH. Were
you boozing when you typed this drivel?

VK
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On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Vito Kuhn


Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this stupid
"AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST MONTH. Were
you boozing when you typed this drivel?

VK


Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
you. It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
so especially whiney kooks.

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but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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"Aratzio" wrote:

On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Vito Kuhn


Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?

VK


Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
you.


They can have it.

It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
so especially whiney kooks.


More slop for the archive, thanks.

VK


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On 4 Jun 2005 05:16:11 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

"Aratzio" wrote:

On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Vito Kuhn

Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?

VK


Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
you.


They can have it.

It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
so especially whiney kooks.


More slop for the archive, thanks.

VK


So you are a masochist and enjoy revisiting these little spots of
repartee?

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but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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Vito Kuhn wrote:

"Aratzio" wrote:

On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Vito Kuhn

Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?

VK


Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
you.


They can have it.

It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
so especially whiney kooks.


More slop for the archive, thanks.

VK


Make sure you print out hard copies of all the posts in the archive,
this will go a long way toward helping in any future legal actions.

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On 4 Jun 2005 05:16:11 +0200, in rec.woodworking, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

"Aratzio" wrote:

On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Vito Kuhn

Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?

VK


Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
you.


They can have it.

It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
so especially whiney kooks.


More slop for the archive, thanks.


What archive? and just how did you plan on using it?

Do you understand XNA?

I don't think so...


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Bob Officer wrote in
:

On 4 Jun 2005 05:16:11 +0200, in rec.woodworking, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

"Aratzio" wrote:

On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
wrote:

"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Vito Kuhn

Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?

VK

Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
you.


They can have it.

It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
so especially whiney kooks.


More slop for the archive, thanks.


What archive? and just how did you plan on using it?

Do you understand XNA?

I don't think so...


That would require comprehension.


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"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

For some reason my POS M$ newsreader "dropped" this ballot so I am poasting
this cut'n'pasted facsimile from groups.google.com and cross-poasting to a
few relevant NGs.

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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Jun 1, 8:35 am show options
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
From: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler -
Find messages by this author
Date: Wed, 01 Jun 2005 13:35:25 +0100
Local: Wed,Jun 1 2005 8:35 am
Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2005
Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual Message | Show
original | Report Abuse

Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on June 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Azure X
J Wyatt Ehrenfels
neither of the above

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)

SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae X

COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Bradley L Jesness
Charles D Bohne X
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
none of the above

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote yes or no.)

Dr David Tholen X

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)

Linda Gore
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff X
neither of the above

GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)

David V.
jet
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff X
non of the above

JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron X
Bradley L Jesness
Edmond Heinz Wollmann
Louis Turi
SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae
none of the above

TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron X
Eddie @ codingirc.net

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote yes or no.)

Brad Guth X

BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)

Guy Fawkes of uk.local.southwest X

BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)

Donald L Ferrt, alias Aozotorp X
jet
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
Will Dockery
none of the above

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

Bob Crantz
Bradley L Jesness
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff X
Vito Kuhn

MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron X
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

Edmond Heinz Wollmann & Ray Murphy
Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J X

KOOK KARD DECK SIX OF DIAMONDS (Vote for one.)

Pete Stapleton
Vito Kuhn X

KOOK KARD DECK FIVE OF SPADES (Vote for one.)

Jay Stevens, alias Jai Marahaj
Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff X

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Aratzio & Peter J Ross X
Michael Cook
neither of the above

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Dr Dan Rogers YES

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

John Henry YES

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Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty *******
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On Sat, 04 Jun 2005 01:58:14 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"
wrote:

For some reason my POS M$ newsreader "dropped" this ballot so I am poasting
this cut'n'pasted facsimile from groups.google.com and cross-poasting to a
few relevant NGs.

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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Jun 1, 8:35 am show options
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
From: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler -
Find messages by this author
Date: Wed, 01 Jun 2005 13:35:25 +0100
Local: Wed,Jun 1 2005 8:35 am
Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2005
Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual Message | Show
original | Report Abuse

Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on June 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
candidate might be *you*.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)

Azure


I doubt that Blooboi's imaginary fairies can prevent it.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)

SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae


Abstain.


COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)



Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff



BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote yes or no.)

Dr David Tholen


Oh, yes.


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)


Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff


Did he take over the AUK awards, yet?


GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)


Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron



TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron



VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote yes or no.)

Brad Guth


Put me down for an incest cloned borg klingon vulcan jemhaddar
organian orion pleadian kzinti 'yes'. Thanks.


BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)

Guy Fawkes of uk.local.southwest


Abstain. Love to read the story, though.


BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)


Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff



OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)


Vito Kuhn


Has Frito managed to stop whining yet?


MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one.)

Alexa Cameron


Alexa, scalar size 14 buns down.

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)


Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J


Natch.


KOOK KARD DECK SIX OF DIAMONDS (Vote for one.)


Vito Kuhn


Teh Kuhntroll freak deserves it, for his censorious efforts alone.


KOOK KARD DECK FIVE OF SPADES (Vote for one.)


Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff



PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)

Aratzio & Peter J Ross


Well done, gents.

HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

Dr Dan Rogers


Abstain.


HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)

John Henry


Yes.


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