wrote in message news
In message , IMM
writes

Beside's, you're not IMM. I am.

No you're not, I shall report you to the east essex morris dancing
society

Morris dancing! Maxie, no wonder you are envious of my tango dancing.
I
believe you are into tap dancing, but fell off the sink.

Tango is a soft drink derived from orange flavour substitutes

Taps are what you get on beer barrels

Look I'm still here

But Maxie, you still can't do the tango.

And why should I want to ?

I have a life

From someone who feely admits he did Morris dancing!! My oh my. Don't you
have any shame?

In message , IMM
writes


But Maxie, you still can't do the tango.

And why should I want to ?

I have a life

From someone who feely admits he did Morris dancing!! My oh my. Don't you
have any shame?


And what's your problem with Morris dancing retard?
--
IMM

In article ,
wrote:
And what's your problem with Morris dancing retard?

Doesn't it dent the roof?

--
*A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

In message , Lurch
writes
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 20:19:21 +0100, in uk.d-i-y "IMM"
strung together this:


"IMM" wrote in message
. ..

I have had to remove a radiator from my central heating system while I
have my kitchen rebuilt. I will not be in a position to reconnect the
radiator for several weeks.

I need to know if I can safely run the heating with the radiator
removed?

Of course you can. All you do is drill a pair of holes in the wall and
feed a pair of extension pipes through to the outside. Simply mount the
radiator on the outside wall to maintain the balance of the system. If
it's not an outside wall, but a party wall, your neighbours will thank
you by putting gifts through your letterbox.

--
IMM (the real one)

Dickhead, you are traceable. Imitate me again and you WILL be traced and
your ISP will act.

I'm not sure which post was the funniest, IMM (the real one) or IMM.


I object ... I'm the real one

--
IMM

wrote in message ...
In message , Lurch
writes
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 20:19:21 +0100, in uk.d-i-y "IMM"
strung together this:


"IMM" wrote in message
. ..

I have had to remove a radiator from my central heating system while
I
have my kitchen rebuilt. I will not be in a position to reconnect the
radiator for several weeks.

I need to know if I can safely run the heating with the radiator
removed?

Of course you can. All you do is drill a pair of holes in the wall and
feed a pair of extension pipes through to the outside. Simply mount
the
radiator on the outside wall to maintain the balance of the system. If
it's not an outside wall, but a party wall, your neighbours will thank
you by putting gifts through your letterbox.

--
IMM (the real one)

Dickhead, you are traceable. Imitate me again and you WILL be traced
and
your ISP will act.

I'm not sure which post was the funniest, IMM (the real one) or IMM.


I object ... I'm the real one

There is no doubt you have two left feet. Tango dancing is beyond you, so
just accept it.

What a plonker!

In message , IMM
writes
radiator on the outside wall to maintain the balance of the system. If
it's not an outside wall, but a party wall, your neighbours will thank
you by putting gifts through your letterbox.

--
IMM (the real one)

Dickhead, you are traceable. Imitate me again and you WILL be traced
and
your ISP will act.

I'm not sure which post was the funniest, IMM (the real one) or IMM.


I object ... I'm the real one

There is no doubt you have two left feet. Tango dancing is beyond you, so
just accept it.

What a plonker!


Not reported me yet then ...

--
IMM

wrote in message ...
In message , IMM
writes
radiator on the outside wall to maintain the balance of the system.
If
it's not an outside wall, but a party wall, your neighbours will
thank
you by putting gifts through your letterbox.

--
IMM (the real one)

Dickhead, you are traceable. Imitate me again and you WILL be traced
and
your ISP will act.

I'm not sure which post was the funniest, IMM (the real one) or IMM.


I object ... I'm the real one

There is no doubt you have two left feet. Tango dancing is beyond you,
so
just accept it.

What a plonker!

Not reported me yet then ...

Maxie, do you have death wish? How is the Morris dancing going? Fell of
the bonnet yet?

In message , IMM
writes

wrote in message ...
In message , IMM
writes
radiator on the outside wall to maintain the balance of the system.
If
it's not an outside wall, but a party wall, your neighbours will
thank
you by putting gifts through your letterbox.

--
IMM (the real one)

Dickhead, you are traceable. Imitate me again and you WILL be traced
and
your ISP will act.

I'm not sure which post was the funniest, IMM (the real one) or IMM.


I object ... I'm the real one

There is no doubt you have two left feet. Tango dancing is beyond you,
so
just accept it.

What a plonker!

Not reported me yet then ...

Maxie, do you have death wish? How is the Morris dancing going? Fell of
the bonnet yet?

In other words, you haven't and you won't because it's finally dawned on
you that you're on a loser (again)
--
IMM

wrote in message ...
In message , IMM
writes

wrote in message ...
In message , IMM

writes
radiator on the outside wall to maintain the balance of the
system.
If
it's not an outside wall, but a party wall, your neighbours will
thank
you by putting gifts through your letterbox.

--
IMM (the real one)

Dickhead, you are traceable. Imitate me again and you WILL be
traced
and
your ISP will act.

I'm not sure which post was the funniest, IMM (the real one) or
IMM.


I object ... I'm the real one

There is no doubt you have two left feet. Tango dancing is beyond
you,
so
just accept it.

What a plonker!

Not reported me yet then ...

Maxie, do you have death wish? How is the Morris dancing going? Fell of
the bonnet yet?

In other words, you haven't and you won't because it's finally dawned on
you that you're on a loser (again)

Maxie, what have I lost?