he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)

On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

On 09/04/2021 12:22, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

The Norman Invaders, their descendant spawn and other
hangers-on are simply irrelevant, and their continuing
self-indulgence renders every Brit as a second-class
citizen unable, unlike the French and the Yanks, to
rise to become head of state.

In 45 years' time, it will be the 1,000th anniversary
of the Norman invasion and so a good point to do away
with the lot o' them.

Time also for another National Anthem, because the
current version has as the opening and closing words
of the first line the make-believe cancers of the
Norman religion and the Norman monarchy, and the whole
thing in all its ridiculous verses is nothing whatsoever
about the people of this nation.

On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal mail.
And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you want one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the stamp ;-)

"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

"I am commanded by Queen Elizabeth II to wish [space for name to be
inserted] Queen Elizabeth II [/space for name to be inserted] a very happy
100th birthday" ;-)

Because the Queen never does anything herself: she "commands" other people
to do it on her behalf.

In article ,
NY wrote:
Because the Queen never does anything herself: she "commands" other
people to do it on her behalf.

Quite - what was the wording on the passport? HRH 'demands' something of
foreigners? No wonder our Brexiteers thought 'getting back' sovereignty
would go ever so well. ;-)

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On 09/04/2021 13:06, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal mail.
And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you want one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the stamp ;-)


She used to sign every 100th birthday card for a while. Stopped that
a longggg time ago. There are now 14,500 over 100 and now that the
last of the post WW1 baby boom have joined them there could be more,
depending on how many avoided Covid-19

On 09/04/2021 13:06, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal mail.
And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you want one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the stamp ;-)

It's hard to lick your own arse.

--
Max Demian

On 09/04/2021 14:53, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
NY wrote:

Because the Queen never does anything herself: she "commands" other
people to do it on her behalf.

Quite - what was the wording on the passport? HRH 'demands' something of
foreigners? No wonder our Brexiteers thought 'getting back' sovereignty
would go ever so well. ;-)

At one time a anyone could go anywhere in the world without any
documentation. The first British passports were issued by the King to
warn foreigners that if they interfered with his subjects he would send
a gunboat to sort them out.

--
Max Demian

On 09/04/2021 13:06, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal mail.
And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you want one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the stamp ;-)

No-one licks the back of stamps any more

--
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In article , alan_m
wrote:
On 09/04/2021 13:06, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal
mail. And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you
want one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the
stamp ;-)

No-one licks the back of stamps any more

Aroung Christmas time, I ordered some Scottish Royal Mail stamps. They
needed licking, so I bought a wet pad.

--
from KT24 in Surrey, England
"I'd rather die of exhaustion than die of boredom" Thomas Carlyle

On 09/04/2021 18:57, charles wrote:
In article , alan_m
wrote:
On 09/04/2021 13:06, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal
mail. And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you
want one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the
stamp ;-)

No-one licks the back of stamps any more

Aroung Christmas time, I ordered some Scottish Royal Mail stamps. They
needed licking, so I bought a wet pad.

One of those tena things?

Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote

he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

She knows how to send them to where he is now.

NY wrote
Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote

he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)

Corse she will, its all completely automatic now.

The corgis get one too.

gareth evans wrote
Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote

he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

The Norman Invaders, their descendant spawn and other hangers-on are
simply irrelevant,

Liz and Phil arent descendants of norman invaders,
they are krauts. Thats why they had to change
their name from Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to Windsor
to hide the fact that they are krauts from the ignorant.

and their continuing self-indulgence renders every Brit as a second-class
citizen unable,

More bull****.

unlike the French and the Yanks, to rise to become head of state.

There is no rise involved. Fall actually.

In 45 years' time, it will be the 1,000th anniversary
of the Norman invasion and so a good point to do away with the lot o'
them.

Makes more sense to flush the lot now.

Time also for another National Anthem,

Makes more sense to flush that too.

because the current version has as the opening and closing words of the
first line the make-believe cancers of the Norman religion and the Norman
monarchy, and the whole thing in all its ridiculous verses is nothing
whatsoever about the people of this nation.

On 09/04/2021 20:51, Rod Speed wrote:
NY wrote
Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote

he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)

Corse she will, its all completely automatic now.
The corgis get one too.

Apparently the corgis were very pleased when the Queen
Mother died because no longer were they blamed
for peeing on the sofa.

"NY" wrote in message
...
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

"I am commanded by Queen Elizabeth II to wish [space for name to be
inserted] Queen Elizabeth II [/space for name to be inserted] a very happy
100th birthday" ;-)

Because the Queen never does anything herself:

Thats bull****, I saw her driving around in a clapped out landrover.

Apparently she also washes the dishes at times
when slumming it amongst the haggis raping
cross dressing hairy legged barbarians too.

she "commands" other people to do it on her behalf.

Thats bull**** too when she rides around on some horse.

And when she kicks the corgis.

On Sat, 10 Apr 2021 06:02:20 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

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"Max Demian" wrote in message
news
On 09/04/2021 13:06, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal
mail.
And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you want
one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the stamp
;-)

It's hard to lick your own arse.

Never seen other than her head on a stamp, so unless
her arse is in a very unusual place, not likely to happen.

"Max Demian" wrote in message
news
On 09/04/2021 14:53, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
NY wrote:

Because the Queen never does anything herself: she "commands" other
people to do it on her behalf.

Quite - what was the wording on the passport? HRH 'demands' something of
foreigners? No wonder our Brexiteers thought 'getting back' sovereignty
would go ever so well. ;-)

At one time a anyone could go anywhere in the world without any
documentation.

Yeah, those stupid vikings couldnt even read or write.

The first British passports were issued by the King to warn foreigners
that if they interfered with his subjects he would send a gunboat to sort
them out.

Didnt work with Cook, they killed him and
ate him and no gunboat ever showed up.

"charles" wrote in message
...
In article , alan_m
wrote:
On 09/04/2021 13:06, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal
mail. And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you
want one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the
stamp ;-)

No-one licks the back of stamps any more

Aroung Christmas time, I ordered some Scottish Royal Mail stamps.
They needed licking, so I bought a wet pad.

Those buggers have always been dinosaurs,
most of them havent even managed to work
out what trousers or underwear is about.

"gareth evans" wrote in message
...
On 09/04/2021 20:51, Rod Speed wrote:
NY wrote
Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote

he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)

Corse she will, its all completely automatic now.
The corgis get one too.

Apparently the corgis were very pleased when the Queen
Mother died because no longer were they blamed
for peeing on the sofa.

Well, she was a drunken sot. All that grog had to end up somewhere.

I think that answer has already been given, the answer is yes.



Our queen has a very good sense of humour as people who have met her will
attest. I doubt if you could have done the job for so long without one.
Brian

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"NY" wrote in message
...
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)

On 09/04/2021 20:58, Rod Speed wrote:
gareth evans wrote
Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote

he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

The Norman Invaders, their descendant spawn and other hangers-on are
simply irrelevant,

Liz and Phil arent descendants of norman invaders,
they are krauts. Thats why they had to change
their name from Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to Windsor
to hide the fact that they are krauts from the ignorant.


And Philippos Andreou of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderberg-Glücksburg Prince
of Greece and Denmark wanted his surname added to the Windsor part.


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On Sat, 10 Apr 2021 08:58:58 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


Never seen other than her head on a stamp, so unless
her arse is in a very unusual place, not likely to happen.

....and the senile sociopath's auto-contradicting continues...

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On Sat, 10 Apr 2021 10:00:06 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


"charles" wrote in message
...
In article , alan_m
wrote:
On 09/04/2021 13:06, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal
mail. And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you
want one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the
stamp ;-)

No-one licks the back of stamps any more

Aroung Christmas time, I ordered some Scottish Royal Mail stamps.
They needed licking, so I bought a wet pad.

Those buggers have always been dinosaurs,
most of them havent even managed to work
out what trousers or underwear is about.

Trust me, almost everyone here has worked out already what a pathological
bull**** artist you are!

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"You're a sad old man Rod, truly sad."
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On 10/04/2021 09:05, alan_m wrote:
On 09/04/2021 20:58, Rod Speed wrote:
gareth evans wrote
Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote

he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

The Norman Invaders, their descendant spawn and other hangers-on are
simply irrelevant,

Liz and Phil arent descendants of norman invaders,
they are krauts. Thats why they had to change
their name from Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to Windsor
to hide the fact that they are krauts from the ignorant.


And Philippos Andreou of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderberg-Glücksburg Prince
of Greece and Denmark wanted his surname added to the Windsor part.



Anything is better then being Battenburg though

On Sat, 10 Apr 2021 09:49:23 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

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On Sat, 10 Apr 2021 10:30:20 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:



Well, she was a drunken sot. All that grog had to end up somewhere.

Well, she certainly was no senile trolling bull**** artist like you, senile
asshole from Oz!

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On 10/04/2021 09:43, Andrew wrote:
On 10/04/2021 09:05, alan_m wrote:
On 09/04/2021 20:58, Rod Speed wrote:
gareth evans wrote
Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote

he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

The Norman Invaders, their descendant spawn and other hangers-on are
simply irrelevant,

Liz and Phil arent descendants of norman invaders,
they are krauts. Thats why they had to change
their name from Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to Windsor
to hide the fact that they are krauts from the ignorant.


And Philippos Andreou of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderberg-Glücksburg
Prince of Greece and Denmark wanted his surname added to the Windsor
part.

Anything is better then beingÂ* Battenburg though

The cakes are nice.

--
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On 10/04/2021 09:43, Andrew wrote:

Anything is better then being Battenburg though


GOAAT = Going Off At A Tangent :-)

51 years ago, I had a vacation job in Hales' Cake Factory
in Clevedon, and worked on the Battenberg Cake production line.

What a disappointment today is the Lyons' version in comparison,
over-sweetened and much smaller in size!

In 1970 it was a manual operation taking the 3ft square sponge
cases and cutting then down to size, but, I have to say, there
was huge wastage destined for the pigswill bins.

In article , NY writes
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
Only if she requests it.
--
bert

In article ,
whisky-dave writes
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
...
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal mail.
And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you want one.

Not more than 3 weeks in advance.
Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the stamp ;-)

--
bert

In article , gareth evans
writes
On 09/04/2021 12:22, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

The Norman Invaders, their descendant spawn and other
hangers-on are simply irrelevant, and their continuing
self-indulgence renders every Brit as a second-class
citizen unable, unlike the French and the Yanks, to
rise to become head of state.

In 45 years' time, it will be the 1,000th anniversary
of the Norman invasion and so a good point to do away
with the lot o' them.

Time also for another National Anthem, because the
current version has as the opening and closing words
of the first line the make-believe cancers of the
Norman religion and the Norman monarchy, and the whole
thing in all its ridiculous verses is nothing whatsoever
about the people of this nation.




It deals with the Scots though.
--
bert

On 10/04/2021 14:36, bert wrote:
In article , gareth evans
writes
On 09/04/2021 12:22, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

The Norman Invaders, their descendant spawn and other
hangers-on are simply irrelevant, and their continuing
self-indulgence renders every Brit as a second-class
citizen unable, unlike the French and the Yanks, to
rise to become head of state.

In 45 years' time, it will be the 1,000th anniversary
of the Norman invasion and so a good point to do away
with the lot o' them.

Time also for another National Anthem, because the
current version has as the opening and closing words
of the first line the make-believe cancers of the
Norman religion and the Norman monarchy, and the whole
thing in all its ridiculous verses is nothing whatsoever
about the people of this nation.




It deals with the Scots though.
and no wonder we hate the english ...but then again there are many
unused verses....