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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.
In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) -- Adam |
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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) Don't suppose he managed all of the above? (or possibly just c, but with added descriptions of what he wants to do with her later :-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
On 16/12/2020 18:36, John Rumm wrote:
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote: and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) Don't suppose he managed all of the above? (or possibly just c, but with added descriptions of what he wants to do with her later :-) not sure his gf would want to know... -- Adam |
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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
On 16/12/2020 18:30:40, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) Is the fact you put "your contracts manager" in this list a clue or diversion? |
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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) C, who then passed it on to the other two? -- Frank |
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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) None of those is a good option. Just wondering how accurate the slagging off was. |
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writes and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) Your new employer? -- bert |
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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
On 2020-12-16, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) Glass half-full: he's leaving. |
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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) The whole world via public-access social media ? |
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On 17/12/2020 11:49, Andrew wrote:
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote: and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) The whole world via public-access social media ? I have known one post to Facebook that they were skiving from work "visiting a relative in hospital" whilst at a theme park with photos. Not smart as some of their Facebook friends still at work were less than impressed... (there was a genuine relative seriously ill in hospital) -- Regards, Martin Brown |
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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
On 17/12/2020 14:39, Martin Brown wrote:
On 17/12/2020 11:49, Andrew wrote: On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote: and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) The whole world via public-access social media ? I have known one post to Facebook that they were skiving from work "visiting a relative in hospital" whilst at a theme park with photos. Not smart as some of their Facebook friends still at work were less than impressed...Â* (there was a genuine relative seriously ill in hospital) :-) it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food poisoning. -- Adam |
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On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) And the answer is... [drum roll]... -- Frank |
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On 17/12/2020 18:34, ARW wrote:
it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food poisoning. Alcohol is a poison, so they are not being untruthful. |
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On 17/12/2020 21:00, GB wrote:
On 17/12/2020 18:34, ARW wrote: it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food poisoning. Alcohol is a poison, so they are not being untruthful. it's-panto-season Oh yes they are! "Food poisoning" has a well-established meaning which doesn't cover hangovers: "food poisoning n. illness caused by the presence in food of harmful bacteria or of toxic substances (as bacterial, fungal, or plant toxins, chemical contaminants, etc.)" -- Robin reply-to address is (intended to be) valid |
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On 17/12/2020 21:53, Robin wrote:
On 17/12/2020 21:00, GB wrote: On 17/12/2020 18:34, ARW wrote: it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food poisoning. Alcohol is a poison, so they are not being untruthful. it's-panto-season Oh yes they are! "Food poisoning" has a well-established meaning which doesn't cover hangovers: "food poisoning n. illness caused by the presence in food of harmful bacteria or of toxic substances (as bacterial, fungal, or plant toxins, chemical contaminants, etc.)" Okay. I concede. You tripped me up on something else earlier today. So, that's 2 points to you. There's always tomorrow ... |
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On 17/12/2020 22:43, GB wrote:
On 17/12/2020 21:53, Robin wrote: On 17/12/2020 21:00, GB wrote: On 17/12/2020 18:34, ARW wrote: it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food poisoning. Alcohol is a poison, so they are not being untruthful. it's-panto-season Oh yes they are! "Food poisoning" has a well-established meaning which doesn't cover hangovers: "food poisoning n. illness caused by the presence in food of harmful bacteria or of toxic substances (as bacterial, fungal, or plant toxins, chemical contaminants, etc.)" Okay. I concede. You tripped me up on something else earlier today. it weren't me wot dunnit, I've an alibi So, that's 2 points to you. no points please, we're nihilists There's always tomorrow ... it's-panto-season Oh no there... -- Robin reply-to address is (intended to be) valid |
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Most blokes can recognise gender but not people so the daughter I'd imagine.
All part of life's rich tapestry. Brian -- This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please Note this Signature is meaningless.! "ARW" wrote in message ... and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) -- Adam |
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On 17/12/2020 18:38, F wrote:
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote: and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) And the answer is... [drum roll]... Either I've missed the answer or it's a secret? |
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On 19/12/2020 13:11, Fredxx wrote:
On 17/12/2020 18:38, F wrote: On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote: and have applied and got a job with a different firm. In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss. Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person. So did you send it to a) your MD b) your contracts manager c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary) WTMW (again) And the answer is... [drum roll]... Either I've missed the answer or it's a secret? c) -- Adam |
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