You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)

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Adam

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)


Don't suppose he managed all of the above?

(or possibly just c, but with added descriptions of what he wants to do
with her later :-)


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You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 16/12/2020 18:36, John Rumm wrote:
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong
person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)


Don't suppose he managed all of the above?



(or possibly just c, but with added descriptions of what he wants to do
with her later :-)

not sure his gf would want to know...



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Adam

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 16/12/2020 18:30:40, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)


Is the fact you put "your contracts manager" in this list a clue or
diversion?

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)

C, who then passed it on to the other two?

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Frank

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)


None of those is a good option.
Just wondering how accurate the slagging off was.

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

In article , ARW
writes
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)

Your new employer?
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bert

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 2020-12-16, ARW wrote:

and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)

Glass half-full: he's leaving.

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)


The whole world via public-access social media ?

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 17/12/2020 11:49, Andrew wrote:
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong
person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)


The whole world via public-access social media ?

I have known one post to Facebook that they were skiving from work
"visiting a relative in hospital" whilst at a theme park with photos.
Not smart as some of their Facebook friends still at work were less than
impressed... (there was a genuine relative seriously ill in hospital)

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Regards,
Martin Brown

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 17/12/2020 14:39, Martin Brown wrote:
On 17/12/2020 11:49, Andrew wrote:
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her
and add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong
person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)


The whole world via public-access social media ?

I have known one post to Facebook that they were skiving from work
"visiting a relative in hospital" whilst at a theme park with photos.
Not smart as some of their Facebook friends still at work were less than
impressed...Â* (there was a genuine relative seriously ill in hospital)


:-)

it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in
nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food
poisoning.

--
Adam

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)

And the answer is... [drum roll]...

--
Frank

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 17/12/2020 18:34, ARW wrote:
it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in
nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food
poisoning.


Alcohol is a poison, so they are not being untruthful.

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 17/12/2020 21:00, GB wrote:
On 17/12/2020 18:34, ARW wrote:
it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in
nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food
poisoning.


Alcohol is a poison, so they are not being untruthful.

it's-panto-season

Oh yes they are!

"Food poisoning" has a well-established meaning which doesn't cover
hangovers:

"food poisoning n. illness caused by the presence in food of harmful
bacteria or of toxic substances (as bacterial, fungal, or plant toxins,
chemical contaminants, etc.)"





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Robin
reply-to address is (intended to be) valid

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 17/12/2020 21:53, Robin wrote:
On 17/12/2020 21:00, GB wrote:
On 17/12/2020 18:34, ARW wrote:
it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in
nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food
poisoning.


Alcohol is a poison, so they are not being untruthful.

it's-panto-season

Oh yes they are!

"Food poisoning" has a well-established meaning which doesn't cover
hangovers:

"food poisoning n. illness caused by the presence in food of harmful
bacteria or of toxic substances (as bacterial, fungal, or plant toxins,
chemical contaminants, etc.)"


Okay. I concede.

You tripped me up on something else earlier today. So, that's 2 points
to you. There's always tomorrow ...

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 17/12/2020 22:43, GB wrote:
On 17/12/2020 21:53, Robin wrote:
On 17/12/2020 21:00, GB wrote:
On 17/12/2020 18:34, ARW wrote:
it's not uncommon for late night/early morning photos of them in
nightclubs on FB before phoning in sick the next day because of food
poisoning.


Alcohol is a poison, so they are not being untruthful.

it's-panto-season

Oh yes they are!

"Food poisoning" has a well-established meaning which doesn't cover
hangovers:

"food poisoning n. illness caused by the presence in food of harmful
bacteria or of toxic substances (as bacterial, fungal, or plant
toxins, chemical contaminants, etc.)"


Okay. I concede.

You tripped me up on something else earlier today.

it weren't me wot dunnit, I've an alibi

So, that's 2 points to you.

no points please, we're nihilists

There's always tomorrow ...

it's-panto-season

Oh no there... :)

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Robin
reply-to address is (intended to be) valid

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

Most blokes can recognise gender but not people so the daughter I'd imagine.
All part of life's rich tapestry.
Brian

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"ARW" wrote in message
...
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and add
a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)

--
Adam

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 17/12/2020 18:38, F wrote:
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong
person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)

And the answer is... [drum roll]...

Either I've missed the answer or it's a secret?

You are a (different) 4th year apprentice
 

On 19/12/2020 13:11, Fredxx wrote:
On 17/12/2020 18:38, F wrote:
On 16/12/2020 18:30, ARW wrote:
and have applied and got a job with a different firm.

In your excitement you write a text to your girlfriend telling her and
add a bit extra slagging off your current boss.

Due to alcohol or drugs you incorrectly send the text to the wrong
person.

So did you send it to

a) your MD

b) your contracts manager

c) the MD's daughter (who is the secretary)

WTMW (again)

And the answer is... [drum roll]...

Either I've missed the answer or it's a secret?


c)

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Adam