Mike Halmarack wrote:
Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future
need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated
Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing
like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype.

I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm
finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my
skull.

Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the
event?
Oil?
Soapy water?
Or, something more craftsmanlike?

If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a
costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a
headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting)
in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The
idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface.

A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into
prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops.

So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an
ordinary chicken ;-)



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On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay
wrote:

Mike Halmarack wrote:
Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future
need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated
Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing
like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype.

I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm
finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my
skull.

Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the
event?
Oil?
Soapy water?
Or, something more craftsmanlike?

If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a
costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a
headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting)
in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The
idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface.

A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into
prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops.

So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an
ordinary chicken ;-)

OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated
Chicken"
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Mike

On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay
wrote:

Mike Halmarack wrote:
Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future
need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated
Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing
like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype.

I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm
finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my
skull.

Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the
event?
Oil?
Soapy water?
Or, something more craftsmanlike?

If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a
costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a
headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting)
in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The
idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface.

A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into
prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops.

So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an
ordinary chicken ;-)

OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated
Chicken"


;-)

You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only
country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an
issue with it.

Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat
with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday
dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh
chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was
quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she
opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached.

I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite
normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the
head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the
stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my
speech at eldest's wedding.


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On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay
wrote:

Mike Halmarack wrote:
Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future
need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated
Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing
like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype.

I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm
finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my
skull.

Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the
event?
Oil?
Soapy water?
Or, something more craftsmanlike?

If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a
costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a
headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting)
in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The
idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface.

A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes
into
prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops.

So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an
ordinary chicken ;-)

OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated
Chicken"


;-)

You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only
country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an
issue with it.

Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat
with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday
dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh
chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was
quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she
opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached.

I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite
normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the
head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the
stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my
speech at eldest's wedding.

===

Poor lass Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no
problem with it He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he cleans
it out first)

He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol



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On 29/04/2020 12:49, Ophelia wrote:


"Brian Reay"Â* wrote in message ...

On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay
wrote:

Mike Halmarack wrote:
Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future
need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated
Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing
like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype.

I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm
finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretchedÂ* onto my
skull.

Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the
event?
Oil?
Soapy water?
Or, something more craftsmanlike?

If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a
costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a
headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think
gutting)
in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The
idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface.

A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that
goes into
prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops.

So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an
ordinary chicken ;-)

OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated
Chicken"


;-)

You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only
country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an
issue with it.

Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat
with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday
dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh
chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was
quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she
opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached.

I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite
normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the
head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the
stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my
speech at eldest's wedding.

===

Poor lass Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no
problem with itÂ*Â* He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he
cleans it out first)

He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol

I attended a short course on keeping chickens which included how to
dispatch one and prepare it for cooking. It isn't something I've done
since but I'm sure I could, if I needed to.



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On 29/04/2020 12:49, Ophelia wrote:


"Brian Reay" wrote in message ...

On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay
wrote:

Mike Halmarack wrote:
Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future
need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated
Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing
like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype.

I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm
finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my
skull.

Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the
event?
Oil?
Soapy water?
Or, something more craftsmanlike?

If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a
costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a
headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think
gutting)
in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The
idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface.

A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes
into
prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops.

So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an
ordinary chicken ;-)

OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated
Chicken"


;-)

You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only
country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an
issue with it.

Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat
with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday
dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh
chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was
quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she
opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached.

I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite
normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the
head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the
stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my
speech at eldest's wedding.

===

Poor lass Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no
problem with it He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he cleans
it out first)

He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol

I attended a short course on keeping chickens which included how to
dispatch one and prepare it for cooking. It isn't something I've done
since but I'm sure I could, if I needed to.

====

I guess that since D. is shooting what he brings me.... Do you think it
is less cruel?

What did the course teach you to do?




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On 29/04/2020 12:49, Ophelia wrote:


"Brian Reay" wrote in message ...

On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay
wrote:

Mike Halmarack wrote:
Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future
need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated
Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing
like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype.

I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm
finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my
skull.

Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the
event?
Oil?
Soapy water?
Or, something more craftsmanlike?

If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a
costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a
headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think
gutting)
in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc.
The
idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface.

A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes
into
prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops.

So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being
an
ordinary chicken ;-)

OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated
Chicken"


;-)

You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only
country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an
issue with it.

Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat
with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday
dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh
chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was
quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she
opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached.

I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite
normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the
head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the
stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my
speech at eldest's wedding.

===

Poor lass Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no
problem with it He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he
cleans it out first)

He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol

I attended a short course on keeping chickens which included how to
dispatch one and prepare it for cooking. It isn't something I've done
since but I'm sure I could, if I needed to.

Mate of mine used to do it regularly.

Then one time she was chopping the head off one
when the Joveys came calling. She came around the
side of the house with the flapping headless chook
in one hand, spurting blood.

For some odd reason the Joveys never came calling again.