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Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
Mike Halmarack wrote:
Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) -- https://www.unitedway.org/our-impact...an-trafficking |
Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay
wrote: Mike Halmarack wrote: Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated Chicken" -- Mike |
Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote:
On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay wrote: Mike Halmarack wrote: Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated Chicken" ;-) You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an issue with it. Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached. I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my speech at eldest's wedding. -- https://www.unitedway.org/our-impact...an-trafficking |
Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
"Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote: On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay wrote: Mike Halmarack wrote: Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated Chicken" ;-) You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an issue with it. Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached. I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my speech at eldest's wedding. === Poor lass:) Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no problem with it:) He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he cleans it out first:)) He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol -- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com |
Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
On 29/04/2020 12:49, Ophelia wrote:
"Brian Reay"Â* wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote: On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay wrote: Mike Halmarack wrote: Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretchedÂ* onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated Chicken" ;-) You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an issue with it. Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached. I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my speech at eldest's wedding. === Poor lass:) Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no problem with it:)Â*Â* He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he cleans it out first:)) He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol I attended a short course on keeping chickens which included how to dispatch one and prepare it for cooking. It isn't something I've done since but I'm sure I could, if I needed to. -- https://www.antislavery.org/slavery-...forced-labour/ |
Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
"Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 12:49, Ophelia wrote: "Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote: On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay wrote: Mike Halmarack wrote: Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated Chicken" ;-) You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an issue with it. Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached. I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my speech at eldest's wedding. === Poor lass:) Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no problem with it:) He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he cleans it out first:)) He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol I attended a short course on keeping chickens which included how to dispatch one and prepare it for cooking. It isn't something I've done since but I'm sure I could, if I needed to. ==== I guess that since D. is shooting what he brings me.... Do you think it is less cruel? What did the course teach you to do? -- https://www.antislavery.org/slavery-...forced-labour/ -- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com |
Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
On 29/04/2020 15:58, Ophelia wrote:
"Brian Reay"Â* wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 12:49, Ophelia wrote: "Brian Reay"Â* wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote: On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay wrote: Mike Halmarack wrote: Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretchedÂ* onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated Chicken" ;-) You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an issue with it. Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached. I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my speech at eldest's wedding. === Poor lass:) Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no problem with it:)Â*Â* He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he cleans it out first:)) He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol I attended a short course on keeping chickens which included how to dispatch one and prepare it for cooking. It isn't something I've done since but I'm sure I could, if I needed to. ==== Â*Â* I guess that since D. is shooting what he brings me....Â* Do you think it is less cruel? Shooting game birds? I don't know. I'd think it is an instant death. I don't have an issue with it, provided someone eats them. Ditto rabbits etc. Â*Â* What did the course teach you to do? Basics of keeping chickens (small scale) and how to dispatch one and prepare it for the table. It was run by a local group for those interested in small 'hobby scale' farming. It was quite some time back. If we were to get chickens now, I'd have to do some research to refresh my memory on the theory side. The practical side is less detailed. -- https://www.antislavery.org/slavery-...forced-labour/ |
Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
"Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 15:58, Ophelia wrote: "Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 12:49, Ophelia wrote: "Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote: On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay wrote: Mike Halmarack wrote: Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated Chicken" ;-) You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an issue with it. Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached. I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my speech at eldest's wedding. === Poor lass:) Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no problem with it:) He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he cleans it out first:)) He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol I attended a short course on keeping chickens which included how to dispatch one and prepare it for cooking. It isn't something I've done since but I'm sure I could, if I needed to. ==== I guess that since D. is shooting what he brings me.... Do you think it is less cruel? Shooting game birds? I don't know. I'd think it is an instant death. I don't have an issue with it, provided someone eats them. Ditto rabbits etc. What did the course teach you to do? Basics of keeping chickens (small scale) and how to dispatch one and prepare it for the table. It was run by a local group for those interested in small 'hobby scale' farming. It was quite some time back. If we were to get chickens now, I'd have to do some research to refresh my memory on the theory side. The practical side is less detailed. === OK at least you have some idea of what to do. I just cook what he brings in.! -- This email has been checked for viruses by AVG. https://www.avg.com |
Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
"Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 12:49, Ophelia wrote: "Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote: On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay wrote: Mike Halmarack wrote: Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated Chicken" ;-) You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an issue with it. Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached. I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my speech at eldest's wedding. === Poor lass:) Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no problem with it:) He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he cleans it out first:)) He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol I attended a short course on keeping chickens which included how to dispatch one and prepare it for cooking. It isn't something I've done since but I'm sure I could, if I needed to. Mate of mine used to do it regularly. Then one time she was chopping the head off one when the Joveys came calling. She came around the side of the house with the flapping headless chook in one hand, spurting blood. For some odd reason the Joveys never came calling again. |
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Chlorinated Chicken costume. Advice needed
"Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 15:58, Ophelia wrote: "Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 12:49, Ophelia wrote: "Brian Reay" wrote in message ... On 29/04/2020 10:00, Mike Halmarack wrote: On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 07:49:49 +0000 (UTC), Brian Reay wrote: Mike Halmarack wrote: Having overdosed on quack virus cures (in anticipation of the future need...), I had the notion to try my cluck at DIYing a Chlorinated Chicken costume. This as part of my plan to perform "Let's all sing like the birdys sing" for my granddaughter via Skype. I can manage most of the kit, but having an awkward head shape I'm finding it difficult to get a pink rubber glove stretched onto my skull. Does anyone have tips on getting my cockscomb into place for the event? Oil? Soapy water? Or, something more craftsmanlike? If you what to accurately represent a chlorinated chicken, you need a costume which makes you look like a plucked chicken, possibly even a headless one. They dip the chickens after plucking ( and I think gutting) in a very weak solution of chlorinated water, then a rinse bath etc. The idea is to kill nasty beasts on the surface. A similar process is used here to wash things like salad etc that goes into prewashed bags of salad, fruit etc sold in shops. So, in the interests of decency, probably best to just stick to being an ordinary chicken ;-) OK, let's split the diff (ouch!) and settle for "Aspiring Chlorinated Chicken" ;-) You also need to practice and American accent. AFAIK, the US is the only country which uses the process, although, personally, I don't have an issue with it. Some years back, our eldest was studying in France and shared a flat with another English student. They decided to buy a chicken for Sunday dinner and went to an (excellent) market in Renne to buy a fresh chicken. We'd taught our girls how to cook a roast dinner so eldest was quite confident she knew what to do. However, she got a shock when she opened the bag and discovered the head and neck were still attached. I got a rather flustered phone call and had to explain that was quite normal and she just needed to cut of the head and neck, discard the head, boil the neck as she'd been shown with the giblets etc to make the stock for the gravy. My wife insisted this was too gruesome for my speech at eldest's wedding. === Poor lass:) Even I wouldn't like to deal with that, but D. would have no problem with it:) He is a shooter and whatever he brings home, he cleans it out first:)) He wouldn't leave the head on and the giblets in lol I attended a short course on keeping chickens which included how to dispatch one and prepare it for cooking. It isn't something I've done since but I'm sure I could, if I needed to. ==== I guess that since D. is shooting what he brings me.... Do you think it is less cruel? Shooting game birds? I don't know. I'd think it is an instant death. Depends on how good a shot you are. I don't have an issue with it, provided someone eats them. Ditto rabbits etc. What did the course teach you to do? Basics of keeping chickens (small scale) and how to dispatch one and prepare it for the table. It was run by a local group for those interested in small 'hobby scale' farming. It was quite some time back. If we were to get chickens now, I'd have to do some research to refresh my memory on the theory side. The practical side is less detailed. |
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