Ignore the main subject but watch the apprentice carpentry in the rear

On 20/01/2020 10:03, fred wrote:
Ignore the main subject but watch the apprentice carpentry in the rear


You can get arrested for doing that, surely ?

On 20/01/2020 11:41, Andrew wrote:
On 20/01/2020 10:03, fred wrote:
Ignore the main subject but watch the apprentice carpentry in the rear


You can get arrested for doing that, surely ?

Your imagination seems to be more vivid than mine.

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On 20/01/2020 10:03, fred wrote:
Ignore the main subject but watch the apprentice carpentry in the rear


You can get arrested for doing that, surely ?

Not anymore, it hasnt been illegal for quite a while now apparently.

On Monday, 20 January 2020 14:16:00 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
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On 20/01/2020 10:03, fred wrote:
Ignore the main subject but watch the apprentice carpentry in the rear


You can get arrested for doing that, surely ?

Not anymore, it hasnt been illegal for quite a while now apparently.

That depends on the age of your apprentice ask jimmy saville.

On Tue, 21 Jan 2020 01:15:49 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH senile asshole's latest troll****

01:15??? And you've been up and trolling since 00:47! And you do it almost
every night! So what did you buy your Nembutal for, senile pest?

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nothing left to exit normally, your arsehole has clammed shut through disuse
and the end of prick is only clear because you are such a ******."
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So you might give us a clue, since my crystal ball is broken and does not
have audio description either.
Also, I'm a might worried about pushing lumps of wood up ones rear.
Brian

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On Monday, 20 January 2020 20:15:24 UTC, Brian Gaff (Sofa 2) wrote:

That might depend on whose rear you are pushing the wood up. ;-)
It's a pity you can't see the images you get for a search of wooden butt plugs.




So you might give us a clue, since my crystal ball is broken and does not
have audio description either.
Also, I'm a might worried about pushing lumps of wood up ones rear.
Brian

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Ignore the main subject but watch the apprentice carpentry in the rear