https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957


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On 15/04/2019 19:49, ARW wrote:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957



q
But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on.
/q

She never saw that coming.

On Tuesday, 16 April 2019 06:00:44 UTC+1, Richard wrote:
On 15/04/2019 19:49, ARW wrote:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957



q
But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on.
/q

She never saw that coming.

I wonder if it still works?

On Monday, 15 April 2019 19:49:26 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957


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Adam

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...penis-12838288

You have to hand it to them full marks for originality!

Richard wrote
ARW wrote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957

q
But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on.
/q

She never saw that coming.

One of the local loonys did that. His bible says 'if thine hand offends
thee, cut it off'

So he did, with a radial arm saw.

Mate of mine was actually in the workshop at work one weekend afternoon
when he did it. Thought he looked a bit odd walking towards him in the
workshop. Because there was no hand there anymore. He reconned that
they should have sewn it on backwards to teach him a lesson.

The loony later murdered his little kid with the kid cowering
in the corner behind the dunny when the loony decided that
the kid as the devil. Must have been about 2 at the time.

"harry" wrote in message
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On Tuesday, 16 April 2019 06:00:44 UTC+1, Richard wrote:
On 15/04/2019 19:49, ARW wrote:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957



q
But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on.
/q

She never saw that coming.

I wonder if it still works?

It did with the local loony that did the same thing.
Saw him in physio, worked surprisingly well.

"harry" wrote in message
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On Monday, 15 April 2019 19:49:26 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957


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Adam

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...penis-12838288

John Bobbitt had his sewn back on and apparently brags about it still
working fine.

wrote

You have to hand it to them full marks for originality!

But clearly too easy to get caught.

On 17/04/2019 02:43, Rod Speed wrote:
Richard wrote
ARW wrote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957

q
But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on.
/q

She never saw that coming.

One of the local loonys did that. His bible says 'if thine hand offends
thee, cut it off'

So he did, with a radial arm saw.

Used the right tool for the job.

Richard wrote:
On 17/04/2019 02:43, Rod Speed wrote:
Richard wrote
ARW wrote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957

q
But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on.
/q

She never saw that coming.

One of the local loonys did that. His bible says 'if thine hand offends
thee, cut it off'

So he did, with a radial arm saw.

Used the right tool for the job.


That would be for the whole arm,

for Rods loony (how unlucky for a locality to have two) all they needed was
a Hand Saw.

GH

On Wed, 17 Apr 2019 11:46:57 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rot Speed,
the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:



I wonder if it still works?

It did with the local loony that did the same thing.
Saw him in physio, worked surprisingly well.

I doubt he even exists, senile asshole. You just make up all your stuff ad
hoc, just to be able to keep bull****ting endlessly! BG

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The Natural Philosopher about senile Rot:
"Rod speed is not a Brexiteer. He is an Australian troll and arsehole."
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On Wed, 17 Apr 2019 11:43:19 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

Richard wrote
ARW wrote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957

q
But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on.
/q

She never saw that coming.

One of the local loonys did that. His bible says 'if thine hand offends
thee, cut it off'

So he did, with a radial arm saw.

Mate of mine

How often do I still need to tell you, Rodent, the people and their stories
you see on TV documentaries are NOT your "mates"!

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"Anonymous" to trolling senile Rot Speed:
"You can **** off as you know less than pig **** you sad
little ignorant ****."
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On Wed, 17 Apr 2019 11:50:10 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rot Speed,
the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...penis-12838288

John Bobbitt had his sewn back on and apparently brags about it still
working fine.

No mate of yours this time, senile asshole? BG

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Bill Wright addressing senile Ozzie cretin Rot Speed:
"Well you make up a lot of stuff and it's total ******** most of it."
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On Wed, 17 Apr 2019 11:51:27 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


You have to hand it to them full marks for originality!

But clearly too easy to get caught.

Somewhat like your auto-contradicting easily gets found out, eh, Rodent?

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Kerr-Mudd,John addressing senile Rot:
"Auto-contradictor Rod is back! (in the KF)"
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