Richard wrote
ARW wrote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47531957

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But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on.
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She never saw that coming.

One of the local loonys did that. His bible says 'if thine hand offends
thee, cut it off'

So he did, with a radial arm saw.

Mate of mine was actually in the workshop at work one weekend afternoon
when he did it. Thought he looked a bit odd walking towards him in the
workshop. Because there was no hand there anymore. He reconned that
they should have sewn it on backwards to teach him a lesson.

The loony later murdered his little kid with the kid cowering
in the corner behind the dunny when the loony decided that
the kid as the devil. Must have been about 2 at the time.