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Thicker than a PE teacher
Some days are better than others
1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine. 2. I call the fire brigade. 3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his car [1] 4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my burning van. [1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to his car -- Adam |
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Thicker than a PE teacher
"ARW" wrote in message news Some days are better than others 1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine. 2. I call the fire brigade. 3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his car [1] 4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my burning van. [1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to his car Ahhhhh, such excitement has gone from my life. You dunno how lucky you are I'd give a pensioners winter fuel allowance for such enjoyment. |
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On Sat, 25 Mar 2017 22:20:17 -0000, ARW wrote:
Some days are better than others 1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine. 2. I call the fire brigade. 3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his car [1] 4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my burning van. [1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to his car You should have filmed the person mentioned in number 4. -- Is a "speed hump" when you have to get it done before your wife comes home? |
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Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore
"The Peeler" wrote in message eb.com... On Sat, 25 Mar 2017 23:17:52 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"), the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again: 4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my burning van. [1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to his car You should have filmed the person mentioned in number 4. Why? We can watch a thick **** like you in action, every day! Correct. |
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 25 Mar 2017 22:20:17 -0000, ARW wrote: Some days are better than others 1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine. 2. I call the fire brigade. 3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his car [1] 4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my burning van. [1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to his car You should have filmed the person mentioned in number 4. That would've been you. Prick. |
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On Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 12:46:59 AM UTC, bm wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 25 Mar 2017 22:20:17 -0000, ARW wrote: Some days are better than others 1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine. 2. I call the fire brigade. 3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his car [1] 4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my burning van. [1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to his car You should have filmed the person mentioned in number 4. That would've been you. Prick. To add fuel to Adrian's impression of PE teachers... One PE teacher I know had a new carpet fitted. The pile of the carpet was higher than the previous one and the door would not open. He was pleased with his handiwork, a nice arc cut in the new carpet let the door open. |
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Yes well people have selective eyes these days. they see what they expect to
see, not what is actually there. It often amuses mewhen people come bowling out of shops and fall over my highly reflective white cane. I know its cruel, but there you go. Brian -- ----- - This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please! "ARW" wrote in message news Some days are better than others 1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine. 2. I call the fire brigade. 3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his car [1] 4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my burning van. [1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to his car -- Adam |
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On 25/03/2017 22:20, ARW wrote:
Some days are better than others 1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine. 2. I call the fire brigade. 3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his car [1] 4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my burning van. [1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to his car Sorry to hear that. I assume you now need a new van, but I'm hoping the fire was confined to the engine bay and you didn't lose any of the stuff in the back. |
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ARW wrote:
My van sets on fire. Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again? |
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On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote:
ARW wrote: My van sets on fire. Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again? Another Fiat? -- Adrian C |
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On 26/03/2017 12:56, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote: ARW wrote: My van sets on fire. Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again? Another Fiat? Yes. And these free work vans are costing me a fortune I always like to give the AA bloke a tenner tip as they do a brilliant job. -- Adam |
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On 26/03/2017 10:05, GB wrote:
On 25/03/2017 22:20, ARW wrote: Some days are better than others 1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine. 2. I call the fire brigade. 3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his car [1] 4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my burning van. [1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to his car Sorry to hear that. I assume you now need a new van, but I'm hoping the fire was confined to the engine bay and you didn't lose any of the stuff in the back. That was the new van! -- Adam |
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Am 26.03.2017 um 13:56 schrieb Adrian Caspersz:
On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote: ARW wrote: My van sets on fire. Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again? Another Fiat? F_ire I_ncidents A_lways T_hreaten. ;-) Dunno wether the grammar/spelling is correct. I am a Kraut. |
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On 26/03/2017 15:56, Matthias Czech wrote:
Am 26.03.2017 um 13:56 schrieb Adrian Caspersz: On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote: ARW wrote: My van sets on fire. Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again? Another Fiat? F_ire I_ncidents A_lways T_hreaten. ;-) Dunno wether the grammar/spelling is correct. I am a Kraut. Fix It Again Tomorrow -- Adam |
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ARW Wrote in message:
On 26/03/2017 12:56, Adrian Caspersz wrote: On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote: ARW wrote: My van sets on fire. Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again? Another Fiat? Yes. And these free work vans are costing me a fortune I always like to give the AA bloke a tenner tip as they do a brilliant job. :-) -- Jim K |
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On Sunday, 26 March 2017 15:56:29 UTC+1, Matthias Czech wrote:
F_ire I_ncidents A_lways T_hreaten. ;-) **** It, Another Tragedy. Owain |
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F_ire I_ncidents A_lways T_hreaten. ;-) **** It, Another Tragedy. Flaw ingested at Torino. |
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On Sunday, 26 March 2017 12:56:17 UTC+1, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote: ARW wrote: My van sets on fire. Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again? Another Fiat? are samsugn making electric cars too now ? |
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