Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move
his car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car



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Adam