On 25/03/2017 22:20, ARW wrote:
Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move
his car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car



Sorry to hear that. I assume you now need a new van, but I'm hoping the
fire was confined to the engine bay and you didn't lose any of the stuff
in the back.