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"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? |
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On Thursday, 1 December 2016 18:25:37 UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Should have read SWR meter reads 0. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CynJdnWWQAA7ZQc.jpg |
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On Thu, 1 Dec 2016 08:54:07 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote: SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyf6uckWIAA64SC.jpg What no thanks for me????? |
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Simon Mason wrote:
SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyf6uckWIAA64SC.jpg Hmmm, gratified to see myself there, I think. I did little to assist you. I'm disappointed that you have put the stupid Australian **** Rod Speed there. All he did was slag you off and troll you. But that is what trolls do. You can chat to the pillock he http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed |
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:12:03 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote: SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyf6uckWIAA64SC.jpg Hmmm, gratified to see myself there, I think. I did little to assist you. I'm disappointed that you have put the stupid Australian **** Rod Speed there. All he did was slag you off and troll you. But that is what trolls do. You can chat to the pillock he http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed ROFL! -- You can ship a 40 lb child UPS 2nd day air for around $60.00, but don't forget the air holes. |
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On Thursday, 1 December 2016 18:54:13 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 1 Dec 2016 08:54:07 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason wrote: SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyf6uckWIAA64SC.jpg What no thanks for me????? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CynJdnWWQAA7ZQc.jpg |
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On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large |
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 08:54:07 -0800, Simon Mason wrote:
SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyf6uckWIAA64SC.jpg Where did your old mate thirty-six go? Haven't seen him about for a while. |
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:29:58 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large Is that a Silver Rod? Looks like a lightning conductor to me, the rest of his street will be happy in having their houses shielded. -- Why are there Marines on Navy ships? Sheep would be too obvious. |
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On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 7:29:46 PM UTC, Steve Hall wrote:
On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 08:54:07 -0800, Simon Mason wrote: SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyf6uckWIAA64SC.jpg Where did your old mate thirty-six go? Haven't seen him about for a while. Dunno - I learned loads from that bloke, home brewing, sea salt baths, walking in sand, weight loss, food types, beer - the guy was a living HOW! panelist. |
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On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 7:30:14 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large Is that a Silver Rod? It was bloody hard to carry it up and fix it by myself one handed. |
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:29:58 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large Is that a Silver Rod? Looks like a lightning conductor to me, the rest of his street will be happy in having their houses shielded. My CB days were over 30 years ago. Council houses had Silver Rods on the chimney stacks. Decent people could not afford them. |
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:52:25 -0000, wrote:
On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 7:30:14 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large Is that a Silver Rod? It was bloody hard to carry it up and fix it by myself one handed. I nearly fell off my ladder trying to take down a wind turbine. I'd forgotten how heavy it was and got my centre of gravity in the wrong place. -- Kangaroos cannot fart. |
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:53:19 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:29:58 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large Is that a Silver Rod? Looks like a lightning conductor to me, the rest of his street will be happy in having their houses shielded. My CB days were over 30 years ago. Council houses had Silver Rods on the chimney stacks. Decent people could not afford them. You mean decent wages were lower than benefits? -- Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. |
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:53:19 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:29:58 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large Is that a Silver Rod? Looks like a lightning conductor to me, the rest of his street will be happy in having their houses shielded. My CB days were over 30 years ago. Council houses had Silver Rods on the chimney stacks. Decent people could not afford them. You mean decent wages were lower than benefits? With four brats and "parents" who know how to work the system, yeah. |
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On 01/12/2016 19:24, wrote:
On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large I was wondering WTF that was all about. You'll annoy the nimby neighbours with that erection. Don't forget to practise your sad face when one of them moans to the DM (in return for £250). |
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 20:27:36 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:53:19 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:29:58 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large Is that a Silver Rod? Looks like a lightning conductor to me, the rest of his street will be happy in having their houses shielded. My CB days were over 30 years ago. Council houses had Silver Rods on the chimney stacks. Decent people could not afford them. You mean decent wages were lower than benefits? With four brats and "parents" who know how to work the system, yeah. Like Nat you mean :-) -- If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. |
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On Thursday, 1 December 2016 20:40:47 UTC, Andrew wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large I was wondering WTF that was all about. You'll annoy the nimby neighbours with that erection. Don't forget to practise your sad face when one of them moans to the DM (in return for £250). My neighbour thanked me for not objecting to his conservatory. |
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On 01/12/2016 19:53, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:29:58 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large Is that a Silver Rod? Looks like a lightning conductor to me, the rest of his street will be happy in having their houses shielded. My CB days were over 30 years ago. Council houses had Silver Rods on the chimney stacks. Decent people could not afford them. Are you suggesting even Council tenants are smarter than the likes of you? It sounds like you have a terrible chip on your shoulder. |
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On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 8:33:40 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
I'll ask again: Is that a Silver Rod?? SIRIO 827 VERTICAL CB BASE STATION ANTENNA AERIAL |
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 20:56:23 -0000, wrote:
On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 8:33:40 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: I'll ask again: Is that a Silver Rod?? SIRIO 827 VERTICAL CB BASE STATION ANTENNA AERIAL Your gain is set too high, it's coming through in capitals. -- Aisle oven ice bitters are chasm! |
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On 01/12/2016 21:09, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 20:56:23 -0000, wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 8:33:40 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: I'll ask again: Is that a Silver Rod?? SIRIO 827 VERTICAL CB BASE STATION ANTENNA AERIAL Your gain is set too high, it's coming through in capitals. He's switched the 100W on. |
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On 01/12/2016 19:53, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Thu, 01 Dec 2016 19:29:58 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: wrote: On Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 6:25:37 PM UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Wrong link! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cymv6kBXcAAjBir.jpg:large Is that a Silver Rod? Looks like a lightning conductor to me, the rest of his street will be happy in having their houses shielded. My CB days were over 30 years ago. Council houses had Silver Rods on the chimney stacks. Decent people could not afford them. Are you suggesting even Council tenants are smarter than the likes of you? It sounds like you have a terrible chip on your shoulder. I worked, the council estate scum did not. They thought that they were smarter than me. They are still living in their council estate hovels, I have a nice home. Your posting suggests that you are council estate scum? No chip on my shoulder, just that I will always hate council estate filth. |
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Brian -- ----- - This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please! "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyf6uckWIAA64SC.jpg |
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Simon Mason wrote SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CynJdnWWQAA7ZQc.jpg Still not in focus. |
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On Thu, 1 Dec 2016 10:44:05 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote: On Thursday, 1 December 2016 18:25:37 UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Should have read SWR meter reads 0. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CynJdnWWQAA7ZQc.jpg You are looking at the wrong scale. The SWR scale starts at "1" -- Graham. %Profound_observation% |
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On 01/12/2016 20:33, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
I'll ask again: Is that a Silver Rod?? The best that I could ever get was 1:1. This on a DV27 on a Mk 3 Cortina and a Firestick in the loft. It was fun. I had a DV27 on my Mk2 Cortina and a Firestick on a biscuit tin lid until the day I fitted a centre loaded Thunderpole atop the roof of M&D's house and 30W linear amp. The Thunderpole also matched up nicely on 2m in the later years and a significant number of HF bands with the auto-tuner on my Kenwood TS440 (which I still have lurking in a cupboard somewhere) G0JYO |
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On Friday, 2 December 2016 01:45:55 UTC, Graham. wrote:
On Thu, 1 Dec 2016 10:44:05 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason wrote: On Thursday, 1 December 2016 18:25:37 UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Should have read SWR meter reads 0. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CynJdnWWQAA7ZQc.jpg You are looking at the wrong scale. The SWR scale starts at "1" Yes - the pointer hides it - thank you. |
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On Friday, 2 December 2016 02:03:49 UTC, Pet @ www.gymratz.co.uk ;¬) wrote:
On 01/12/2016 20:33, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: I'll ask again: Is that a Silver Rod?? The best that I could ever get was 1:1. This on a DV27 on a Mk 3 Cortina and a Firestick in the loft. It was fun. I had a DV27 on my Mk2 Cortina and a Firestick on a biscuit tin lid until the day I fitted a centre loaded Thunderpole atop the roof of M&D's house and 30W linear amp. The Thunderpole also matched up nicely on 2m in the later years and a significant number of HF bands with the auto-tuner on my Kenwood TS440 (which I still have lurking in a cupboard somewhere) G0JYO The receive function on mine is garbage though compared to my ICOM IC-R20 and discone - any ideas? |
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On Friday, 2 December 2016 01:45:55 UTC, Graham. wrote:
On Thu, 1 Dec 2016 10:44:05 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason wrote: On Thursday, 1 December 2016 18:25:37 UTC, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. you can't get better than 1:1 ? Should have read SWR meter reads 0. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CynJdnWWQAA7ZQc.jpg You are looking at the wrong scale. The SWR scale starts at "1" The receive function on mine is garbage though compared to my ICOM IC-R20 and discone - any ideas? |
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"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Friday, 2 December 2016 02:03:49 UTC, Pet @ www.gymratz.co.uk ;¬) wrote: On 01/12/2016 20:33, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: I'll ask again: Is that a Silver Rod?? The best that I could ever get was 1:1. This on a DV27 on a Mk 3 Cortina and a Firestick in the loft. It was fun. I had a DV27 on my Mk2 Cortina and a Firestick on a biscuit tin lid until the day I fitted a centre loaded Thunderpole atop the roof of M&D's house and 30W linear amp. The Thunderpole also matched up nicely on 2m in the later years and a significant number of HF bands with the auto-tuner on my Kenwood TS440 (which I still have lurking in a cupboard somewhere) G0JYO The receive function on mine is garbage though compared to my ICOM IC-R20 and discone - any ideas? That will be down to the radio. |
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in 1545753 20161201 165407 Simon Mason wrote:
SWR 0.0 100W 70ft ASL. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyf6uckWIAA64SC.jpg You didn't mention David Icke. |
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On Friday, 2 December 2016 08:09:23 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
The receive function on mine is garbage though compared to my ICOM IC-R20 and discone - any ideas? That will be down to the radio. The checklist for the RX bit checks out 100%, so I am going to have to try different antennas, but I cannot transmit with the discone. |
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Rod Speed wrote The receive function on mine is garbage though compared to my ICOM IC-R20 and discone - any ideas? That will be down to the radio. The checklist for the RX bit checks out 100%, The problem is that the radio is deaf compared with the Icom IC-R20 and its easy to prove that by putting each on the discone. so I am going to have to try different antennas, And when you do you will see that the radio is deaf compared with the Icom IC-R20 but I cannot transmit with the discone. The problem isnt the antenna. |
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On Friday, 2 December 2016 08:32:28 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, 2 December 2016 08:09:23 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: The receive function on mine is garbage though compared to my ICOM IC-R20 and discone - any ideas? That will be down to the radio. The checklist for the RX bit checks out 100%, so I am going to have to try different antennas, but I cannot transmit with the discone. WTF have you got to say that anybody'd be interested in? |
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Simon Mason wrote Rod Speed wrote The receive function on mine is garbage though compared to my ICOM IC-R20 and discone - any ideas? That will be down to the radio. The checklist for the RX bit checks out 100%, so I am going to have to try different antennas, but I cannot transmit with the discone. WTF have you got to say that anybody'd be interested in? More respond to his stuff than do to yours. |
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