All these Viagra and other sexual enhancer pills for men say "if you
experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, contact your
doctor".

OK, if that's not just a advertising gimmic, what exactly happens if a
man has an erection for more than 4 hours? Is his pecker going to
fall off or what? I'm serious, what happens ? ? ? ? ?

And, what will the doctor do? Seriously, what will he do ? ? ?

I can see this all now.

RING RING RING
RING RING RING

DOCTOR (on phone) - Hello

MR. ERECT - Hello doctor _______. This is John Doe and this is an
emergency, I have had a hardon for 4 hours and 21 minutes, please help
me !

DOCTOR - Did you take some Viagra?

MR. ERECT - Yes

DOCTOR - Please rush to the hospital as quickly as possible and come
to room 310. I'll be waiting for you to arrive. Hurry, you only have
a few minutes left.

MR. ERECT - I'm coming now
(he arrives at the hospital in 6 minutes 34 seconds by running every
stop sign).

MR ERECT - Hi Doc, I came as fast as I could.

DOCTOR - Holy crap, that things is huge, and ready to blow....
Uhhhh, let me go get Dr. ________. He's gay, maybe he can help you.

MR. ERECT - But doctor, I'm not gay.

DOCTOR - Yes, but this is an emergency and you need immediate help
before your penis explodes and falls off.

MR. ERECT - Oh my god.... I'll do anything, doctor. PLEASE HELP ME...

DOCTOR - Ok, I'll get him now.

MR. ERECT - Ahhhhhh doctor, when you said the word "gay" my dick went
soft.

DOCTOR - Great. That will be $500, please pay the receptionist, then
go home and take 2 aspirins.

MR. ERECT - Thanks doc.....

In article , wrote:
All these Viagra and other sexual enhancer pills for men say "if you
experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, contact your
doctor".

OK, if that's not just a advertising gimmic, what exactly happens if a
man has an erection for more than 4 hours?

It hurts. And there's a potential for tissue damage.

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again.

Can't remember where I read this, years ago. The treatment is to make
incisions around the inflamed organ, to drain off the blood which is
causing the swelling.


http://www.bchealthguide.org/kbase/t...439/detail.htm

Side Effects

Injections occasionally can result in a painful, prolonged erection
(priapism). Call your doctor if an erection lasts longer than 4 hours.
If the erection isn't relieved, it may damage tissues inside the
penis.

Other side effects of injections may include:

* Bruising.
* Pain in the penis (usually mild to moderate). Pain in the penis
was reported by about 50% of users in one study.2 Injecting the
medication slowly may help prevent pain. Only a few men stop using the
medication because of pain.
* Formation of scar tissue in the penis (fibrosis).

See Drug Reference for a full list of side effects. (Drug Reference is
not available in all systems.)

--

Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
..

wrote in message
...
All these Viagra and other sexual enhancer pills for men say "if you
experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, contact your
doctor".

OK, if that's not just a advertising gimmic, what exactly happens if a
man has an erection for more than 4 hours? Is his pecker going to
fall off or what? I'm serious, what happens ? ? ? ? ?

And, what will the doctor do? Seriously, what will he do ? ? ?

I can see this all now.

RING RING RING
RING RING RING

DOCTOR (on phone) - Hello

MR. ERECT - Hello doctor _______. This is John Doe and this is an
emergency, I have had a hardon for 4 hours and 21 minutes, please help
me !

DOCTOR - Did you take some Viagra?

MR. ERECT - Yes

DOCTOR - Please rush to the hospital as quickly as possible and come
to room 310. I'll be waiting for you to arrive. Hurry, you only have
a few minutes left.

MR. ERECT - I'm coming now
(he arrives at the hospital in 6 minutes 34 seconds by running every
stop sign).

MR ERECT - Hi Doc, I came as fast as I could.

DOCTOR - Holy crap, that things is huge, and ready to blow....
Uhhhh, let me go get Dr. ________. He's gay, maybe he can help you.

MR. ERECT - But doctor, I'm not gay.

DOCTOR - Yes, but this is an emergency and you need immediate help
before your penis explodes and falls off.

MR. ERECT - Oh my god.... I'll do anything, doctor. PLEASE HELP ME...

DOCTOR - Ok, I'll get him now.

MR. ERECT - Ahhhhhh doctor, when you said the word "gay" my dick went
soft.

DOCTOR - Great. That will be $500, please pay the receptionist, then
go home and take 2 aspirins.

MR. ERECT - Thanks doc.....

Priapism (that 4 hour erection) is one of the few true urologic
emergencies. I have treated about 5 cases in my career. The blood
can clot in the penile shaft and cause irreversible damage. No fun for
the patient. I am sure if you Goggle "Priapism", you will get much
info about the treatment, etc.

Norm

Norman S. Nadel, M.D.



On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:03:48 -0500, wrote:

All these Viagra and other sexual enhancer pills for men say "if you
experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, contact your
doctor".

OK, if that's not just a advertising gimmic, what exactly happens if a
man has an erection for more than 4 hours? Is his pecker going to
fall off or what? I'm serious, what happens ? ? ? ? ?

And, what will the doctor do? Seriously, what will he do ? ? ?

I can see this all now.

RING RING RING
RING RING RING

DOCTOR (on phone) - Hello

MR. ERECT - Hello doctor _______. This is John Doe and this is an
emergency, I have had a hardon for 4 hours and 21 minutes, please help
me !

DOCTOR - Did you take some Viagra?

MR. ERECT - Yes

DOCTOR - Please rush to the hospital as quickly as possible and come
to room 310. I'll be waiting for you to arrive. Hurry, you only have
a few minutes left.

MR. ERECT - I'm coming now
(he arrives at the hospital in 6 minutes 34 seconds by running every
stop sign).

MR ERECT - Hi Doc, I came as fast as I could.

DOCTOR - Holy crap, that things is huge, and ready to blow....
Uhhhh, let me go get Dr. ________. He's gay, maybe he can help you.

MR. ERECT - But doctor, I'm not gay.

DOCTOR - Yes, but this is an emergency and you need immediate help
before your penis explodes and falls off.

MR. ERECT - Oh my god.... I'll do anything, doctor. PLEASE HELP ME...

DOCTOR - Ok, I'll get him now.

MR. ERECT - Ahhhhhh doctor, when you said the word "gay" my dick went
soft.

DOCTOR - Great. That will be $500, please pay the receptionist, then
go home and take 2 aspirins.

MR. ERECT - Thanks doc.....

What has this to do with AHR?

Where is a moderator when you need one?

wrote in message
...
All these Viagra and other sexual enhancer pills for men say "if you
experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, contact your
doctor".

OK, if that's not just a advertising gimmic, what exactly happens if a
man has an erection for more than 4 hours? Is his pecker going to
fall off or what? I'm serious, what happens ? ? ? ? ?

And, what will the doctor do? Seriously, what will he do ? ? ?

I can see this all now.

RING RING RING
RING RING RING

DOCTOR (on phone) - Hello

MR. ERECT - Hello doctor _______. This is John Doe and this is an
emergency, I have had a hardon for 4 hours and 21 minutes, please help
me !

DOCTOR - Did you take some Viagra?

MR. ERECT - Yes

DOCTOR - Please rush to the hospital as quickly as possible and come
to room 310. I'll be waiting for you to arrive. Hurry, you only have
a few minutes left.

MR. ERECT - I'm coming now
(he arrives at the hospital in 6 minutes 34 seconds by running every
stop sign).

MR ERECT - Hi Doc, I came as fast as I could.

DOCTOR - Holy crap, that things is huge, and ready to blow....
Uhhhh, let me go get Dr. ________. He's gay, maybe he can help you.

MR. ERECT - But doctor, I'm not gay.

DOCTOR - Yes, but this is an emergency and you need immediate help
before your penis explodes and falls off.

MR. ERECT - Oh my god.... I'll do anything, doctor. PLEASE HELP ME...

DOCTOR - Ok, I'll get him now.

MR. ERECT - Ahhhhhh doctor, when you said the word "gay" my dick went
soft.

DOCTOR - Great. That will be $500, please pay the receptionist, then
go home and take 2 aspirins.

MR. ERECT - Thanks doc.....

On Sun, 6 Aug 2006 11:21:45 +1000, "glenn P"
wrote:

What has this to do with AHR?

Where is a moderator when you need one?


Ever try to do home repairs when you had an erection for over 4 hours?
I guess someone tried and realized they needed to fix the erection
before the home repair.

And maybe after he fixes the erection his next post will be with the
home repair.

rob wrote:
On Sun, 6 Aug 2006 11:21:45 +1000, "glenn P"
wrote:

What has this to do with AHR?

Where is a moderator when you need one?


Ever try to do home repairs when you had an erection for over 4 hours?
I guess someone tried and realized they needed to fix the erection
before the home repair.

If he can't fix it himself, he needs to call an erectrician..

On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 23:39:31 -0500, rob wrote:

On Sun, 6 Aug 2006 11:21:45 +1000, "glenn P"
wrote:

What has this to do with AHR?

Where is a moderator when you need one?

Probably visiting that gay doctor

Ever try to do home repairs when you had an erection for over 4 hours?
I guess someone tried and realized they needed to fix the erection
before the home repair.

Doing a home repair with an erection could be dangerous. Those saw
blades are sharp, hammers hit hard, etc. And while my high school
woodworking teachers always told us to always remove loose clothing
such as neck ties, they never said anything about an erection
projecting from the body near the blade of a saw or other tool.......
Come to think of it, I now feel like I was cheated on part of my
education...


And maybe after he fixes the erection his next post will be with the
home repair.

Sev wrote:
rob wrote:
On Sun, 6 Aug 2006 11:21:45 +1000, "glenn P"
wrote:

What has this to do with AHR?

Where is a moderator when you need one?


Ever try to do home repairs when you had an erection for over 4 hours?
I guess someone tried and realized they needed to fix the erection
before the home repair.

If he can't fix it himself, he needs to call an erectrician..

And a Chinese one, obviously.

glenn P wrote:
What has this to do with AHR?

Where is a moderator when you need one?


You ever tried climbing a ladder while in that condition?

On Sun, 6 Aug 2006 09:45:10 -0500, "HeyBub"
wrote:

glenn P wrote:
What has this to do with AHR?

Where is a moderator when you need one?


You ever tried climbing a ladder while in that condition?


Going up ........ Clunk OUCH - clunk OUCH - clunk OUCH - clunk OUCH...
Coming down ....... bonk wallop - bonk wallop - bong wallop ....

Damnit, someone should put these sound effects on a website as a .WAV
file. LOL

Had this probably about a month ago. Now wife expects it every night.

"glenn P" wrote in message
...
What has this to do with AHR?

Where is a moderator when you need one?

wrote in message
...
All these Viagra and other sexual enhancer pills for men say "if you
experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, contact your
doctor".

OK, if that's not just a advertising gimmic, what exactly happens if a
man has an erection for more than 4 hours? Is his pecker going to
fall off or what? I'm serious, what happens ? ? ? ? ?

And, what will the doctor do? Seriously, what will he do ? ? ?

I can see this all now.

RING RING RING
RING RING RING

DOCTOR (on phone) - Hello

MR. ERECT - Hello doctor _______. This is John Doe and this is an
emergency, I have had a hardon for 4 hours and 21 minutes, please help
me !

DOCTOR - Did you take some Viagra?

MR. ERECT - Yes

DOCTOR - Please rush to the hospital as quickly as possible and come
to room 310. I'll be waiting for you to arrive. Hurry, you only have
a few minutes left.

MR. ERECT - I'm coming now
(he arrives at the hospital in 6 minutes 34 seconds by running every
stop sign).

MR ERECT - Hi Doc, I came as fast as I could.

DOCTOR - Holy crap, that things is huge, and ready to blow....
Uhhhh, let me go get Dr. ________. He's gay, maybe he can help you.

MR. ERECT - But doctor, I'm not gay.

DOCTOR - Yes, but this is an emergency and you need immediate help
before your penis explodes and falls off.

MR. ERECT - Oh my god.... I'll do anything, doctor. PLEASE HELP ME...

DOCTOR - Ok, I'll get him now.

MR. ERECT - Ahhhhhh doctor, when you said the word "gay" my dick went
soft.

DOCTOR - Great. That will be $500, please pay the receptionist, then
go home and take 2 aspirins.

MR. ERECT - Thanks doc.....