All these Viagra and other sexual enhancer pills for men say "if you
experience an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, contact your
doctor".

OK, if that's not just a advertising gimmic, what exactly happens if a
man has an erection for more than 4 hours? Is his pecker going to
fall off or what? I'm serious, what happens ? ? ? ? ?

And, what will the doctor do? Seriously, what will he do ? ? ?

I can see this all now.

RING RING RING
RING RING RING

DOCTOR (on phone) - Hello

MR. ERECT - Hello doctor _______. This is John Doe and this is an
emergency, I have had a hardon for 4 hours and 21 minutes, please help
me !

DOCTOR - Did you take some Viagra?

MR. ERECT - Yes

DOCTOR - Please rush to the hospital as quickly as possible and come
to room 310. I'll be waiting for you to arrive. Hurry, you only have
a few minutes left.

MR. ERECT - I'm coming now
(he arrives at the hospital in 6 minutes 34 seconds by running every
stop sign).

MR ERECT - Hi Doc, I came as fast as I could.

DOCTOR - Holy crap, that things is huge, and ready to blow....
Uhhhh, let me go get Dr. ________. He's gay, maybe he can help you.

MR. ERECT - But doctor, I'm not gay.

DOCTOR - Yes, but this is an emergency and you need immediate help
before your penis explodes and falls off.

MR. ERECT - Oh my god.... I'll do anything, doctor. PLEASE HELP ME...

DOCTOR - Ok, I'll get him now.

MR. ERECT - Ahhhhhh doctor, when you said the word "gay" my dick went
soft.

DOCTOR - Great. That will be $500, please pay the receptionist, then
go home and take 2 aspirins.

MR. ERECT - Thanks doc.....