He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and only old
people liked them.

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.

--
Adam

En el artículo , ARW adamwadsworth@blueyond
er.co.uk escribió:

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.

Pics/video please!

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"ARW" Wrote in message:
He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and only old
people liked them.

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.


Electric noose?

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"jim" k wrote in message
o.uk...
"ARW" Wrote in message:
He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and only
old
people liked them.

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.


Electric noose?


Not worth the effort. Gravity is free.

--
Adam

On 09/04/16 12:17, ARW wrote:
He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and only
old people liked them.

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.


Little heathen spotty git - I hope you give him the
Megger-a-100m-reel-of-cable demo.

On the 1000V setting...

Miley's twerking bony arse vs Debbie Harry - pleeeesse, there's no
competition.

In article ,
ARW wrote:
He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and only
old people liked them.

Bondie? Is that a freudian slip?

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.

Never ever upset the chippy.

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Is this because they are all now old and in one case dead?
One has obviously not heard of nostalgia.
Now if he had said Bay City rollers, then there could at least have been a
debate.
Brian

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"ARW" wrote in message
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He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and only
old people liked them.

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.

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No Gravity is not free, you have to work to get an object up to the desired
height.
Now where is my Entrope calculator...
Brian

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"ARW" wrote in message
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"jim" k wrote in message
o.uk...
"ARW" Wrote in message:
He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and only
old
people liked them.

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.


Electric noose?


Not worth the effort. Gravity is free.

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And of course Doris Day was 92 or 94 a few days back.
She apparently lied about her age to get her first gig at age 15.
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On 09/04/16 12:17, ARW wrote:
He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and only
old people liked them.

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.


Little heathen spotty git - I hope you give him the
Megger-a-100m-reel-of-cable demo.

On the 1000V setting...

Miley's twerking bony arse vs Debbie Harry - pleeeesse, there's no
competition.

Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some people
have all the luck!
Brian

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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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In article ,
ARW wrote:
He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and only
old people liked them.

Bondie? Is that a freudian slip?

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.

Never ever upset the chippy.

--
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Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for the
Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

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Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

I met lady Di.

On 09/04/2016 16:05, harry wrote:

I met lady Di.


Vertically or horizontally ?

On Sat, 9 Apr 2016 08:05:25 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her

once before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at
too,
some people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass
for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown
left
in it.

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of
Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the
"Law")

I met lady Di.

Been to her hubbies place and fitted a radio mic to him.

--
Cheers
Dave.

"harry" wrote in message
...
On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

I met lady Di.


My brother serviced her car.

--
Adam

In article l.net,
Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Sat, 9 Apr 2016 08:05:25 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her

once before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at
too,
some people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass
for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown
left
in it.

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of
Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the
"Law")

I met lady Di.

Been to her hubbies place and fitted a radio mic to him.

Well, if you want to bring work into it...

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Dave Plowman London SW
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On 09/04/2016 16:05, harry wrote:
On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

I met lady Di.

My cousin has had tea with the Queen a couple of times. Her son (my
cousin once removed) has a habit of being awarded medals for bravery.

--
Colin Bignell

In article , harry
wrote:
On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article , Brian Gaff
wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her
once before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at
too, some people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown
left in it. More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

I met lady Di.

I had a "thank you" wave from a driver coming the other way when I'd pulled
into a passing place on a narrow road in Deeside. The front seat passenger
was HMQ and the drive the DofE.

--
from KT24 in Surrey, England

On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

And my Dad's grave is next-door-but-one to C Northcote Parkinson's!

On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 11:09:08 -0700, stvlcnc43 wrote:

On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her
once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too,
some people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown
left in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

And my Dad's grave is next-door-but-one to C Northcote Parkinson's!

Somewhere near Canterbury?

En el artículo , ARW adamwadsworth@blueyond
er.co.uk escribió:

I met lady Di.

My brother serviced her car.

Is that an euphemism?

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On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 17:52:51 +0100, ARW wrote:

"harry" wrote in message
...
On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her
once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too,
some people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass
for the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les
McKeown left in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

I met lady Di.


My brother serviced her car.

I expect quite a few people serviced her.

On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:32:22 +0100, Nightjar cpb wrote:

On 09/04/2016 16:05, harry wrote:
On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her
once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too,
some people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown
left in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

I met lady Di.

My cousin has had tea with the Queen a couple of times. Her son (my
cousin once removed) has a habit of being awarded medals for bravery.

One of the garden parties? I went to one of those. Bloody thunderstorm, a
load of people sheltered under the trees. Six ambulances taking them away
after a lightning strike.

"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message
...
En el artículo , ARW adamwadsworth@blueyond
er.co.uk escribió:

I met lady Di.

My brother serviced her car.

Is that an euphemism?

Her father in law paid for the work. ISTR it just needed some work on the
brakes



--
Adam

On 09/04/2016 19:16, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 18:32:22 +0100, Nightjar cpb wrote:
....
My cousin has had tea with the Queen a couple of times. Her son (my
cousin once removed) has a habit of being awarded medals for bravery.

One of the garden parties? I went to one of those. Bloody thunderstorm, a
load of people sheltered under the trees. Six ambulances taking them away
after a lightning strike.


A private (indoor) tea party for the families of the dozen or so SAS and
SBS getting medals, following the awards.

--
Colin Bignell

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

Who (or what) are the "law"?

tiom

charles wrote:
In article ,
harry wrote:
On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article , Brian Gaff
wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her
once before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at
too, some people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass
for the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les
McKeown left in it. More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of
Pan's People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

I met lady Di.

I had a "thank you" wave from a driver coming the other way when I'd
pulled into a passing place on a narrow road in Deeside. The front
seat passenger was HMQ and the drive the DofE.

My long dead dad once told me that many years ago whilst he was loading up a
wagon in Manchester the Queen came past and waved at him.
He said that he turned his back on the sponging ****.
I hope that counts.

En el artículo , ARW adamwadsworth@blueyond
er.co.uk escribió:

Her father in law paid for the work. ISTR it just needed some work on the
brakes

Pah. French mechanics.

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"harry" wrote in message
...
On Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:47:03 UTC+1, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

I met lady Di.

That's why she died.

In article ,
tim... wrote:

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

Who (or what) are the "law"?

Surely you've heard of "Parkinson's Law"? "Work expands to fill the time
available"

--
from KT24 in Surrey, England

Andrew wrote
harry wrote

I met lady Di.

Vertically or horizontally ?

Horizontally, he was grovelling at the time.

On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 20:23:34 +0100, tim... wrote:

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her
once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

Who (or what) are the "law"?

tiom

Parkinson's Law.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

On Saturday, 9 April 2016 16:34:02 UTC+1, Andrew wrote:
On 09/04/2016 16:05, harry wrote:

I met lady Di.


Vertically or horizontally ?

At a hospital new wing opening in Wales.

In message , ARW
writes
He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and
only old people liked them.

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.

I volunteer to open the trap door.

--
Graeme

In message , charles
writes

I had a "thank you" wave from a driver coming the other way when I'd pulled
into a passing place on a narrow road in Deeside. The front seat passenger
was HMQ and the drive the DofE.

Not uncommon here. It is said that the family love Balmoral and this
part of the world not just because of the location, but because it is
the one part of the world where they are left in peace. Loved and
respected, but not hounded. Not uncommon to suddenly meet family
members walking the hills or visiting local shops. I was lucky enough
to be invited to a garden party at Balmoral, and a private soiree at
Birkhall.
--
Graeme, Royal Deeside

On 09/04/2016 15:46, Bob Eager wrote:
I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

And I went to school with Ted Tudor-Pole - same year and for several years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenpole_Tudor

--
Rod

"charles" wrote in message
...
In article ,
tim... wrote:

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 15:24:20 +0100, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
Brian Gaff wrote:
Its probably an Aussie tribute band for Blondie.

I'd just like to say. Olivia Newton John, nice thoughts, met her
once
before she was famous. Very nice person and good to look at too, some
people have all the luck!

Well if you're name dropping, I worked with a guy who played bass for
the Bay City Rollers. Not the original line up - only Les McKeown left
in it.
More of an old boy band. ;-)

I'll bring this one up again. I used to live next door to one of Pan's
People!

And I used to have dinner with C Northcote Parkinson. (of the "Law")

Who (or what) are the "law"?

Surely you've heard of "Parkinson's Law"? "Work expands to fill the time
available"

Oh

thanks

tim



--
from KT24 in Surrey, England

On 10/04/2016 07:44, News wrote:
In message , ARW
writes
He said that The Doors, The Rolling Stones and Bondie were **** and
only old people liked them.

The joiner on site has started to build a gallows for him.

I volunteer to open the trap door.

Trapdoors are only needed for humane hangings. I'm confident Adam's
chippy won't waste wood, hinges etc on that when a simpler, old- style
"hoist-him-up-lads" gallows will do the job. Of course the apprentice
will face a longer and more painful experience but that's life.

--
Robin
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