On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:26:14 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:25, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

Well it's never happened to me.


That's because you don't exist. You are simply the distilled essence of
troll floating between USENET servers like a worm...

Can I have some of whatever you're smoking?

--
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:25:02 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:04, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.


And when they form a chessboard across most of the road - like down the
road from me?

I doubt they're that well organised.

--
Heaven forbid that we allow men and women to become heroes.
Too many regulations exist to keep cowards from being embarrassed.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once." -- Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare.

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:25:02 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:04, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.


And when they form a chessboard across most of the road - like down the
road from me?

Photograph these holes or desist.

--
Heaven forbid that we allow men and women to become heroes.
Too many regulations exist to keep cowards from being embarrassed.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once." -- Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare.

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:24:25 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 17:52, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a hole
that big?


Because, Prof Hawkins, it's a black hole on a black road in the dark -
and in the rain you have no chance as they all look like puddles.

It's not dark with your lights on.

--
Heaven forbid that we allow men and women to become heroes.
Too many regulations exist to keep cowards from being embarrassed.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once." -- Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare.

On 28/02/15 19:32, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:26:14 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:25, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

Well it's never happened to me.


That's because you don't exist. You are simply the distilled essence of
troll floating between USENET servers like a worm...

Can I have some of whatever you're smoking?


I'm still trying to work out if you can pass the Turing test...

;-

On 28/02/15 19:33, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:25:02 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:04, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.


And when they form a chessboard across most of the road - like down the
road from me?

Photograph these holes or desist.


Just look at FixMyStreet in the East Sussex area.

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 18:10:44 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:13:35 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article ,
Tim Watts wrote:
On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

The trouble with 3cm potholes is that they rapidly become 6cm ones and
6cm
ones become 12cm ones. Then they really are nasty.

There is no proof that they grow in this way.

There is actually, watch one, particularly when its raining a lot, over
days.

DAYS?

days actually.

Now you're being really silly.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 01:56:14 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 23:29:41 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 22:16:00 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 10:59:36 -0000, whisky-dave

wrote:

On Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:02:35 UTC, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Thu, 26 Feb 2015 13:57:26 -0000, whisky-dave

wrote:

On Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:52:48 UTC, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2015 16:37:16 -0000, whisky-dave
wrote:


What I've noticed is teh digging up and replacement of
paveing
slabs at bus stops. it was all done last year and the year
before
that. I'm betting teh council have a bit of money left over
and
need to spend it ASAP or they'll loose it, so they just spend
it.

Doing that should be enough reason to sack someone. Budgets
should
carry over.



But they don't, that's the facts getting in the way again.

A budget is not a law of Physics,

But the law of physica is easier to chnage than the authorities
doing
something logical and sensible ;-)

there's no reason it cannot be changed.

There's loads it's called govenrment.

Any private company would carry it over. What's wrong with
government
depts?

they put the most incompedent in charge and those that can do the
job
do
the work rather than the admin.

I've noticed. Why on earth do competant people never get put in
charge?

Why would any competent person ever want to 'work' in a govt dept ?

It's easier.

You've clearly never had anything to with 'working' in one.

I've worked in private and public sector.

Obvious lie. Bludged, possibly.

It is not a lie.

Corse it is, you've never actually done any real work in your entire 'life'

There's no pressure to make a profit.

But impossible to get anything done.

Not true.

Fraid so.

Simply bend the rules.

Doesn't get anything done in a govt dept.

I got loads done,

Another lie.

and was praised for avoiding petty rules.

Another lie.

Surely you get promoted when you're good at something?

Govt depts don't work like that, stupid.

Reason?

That's the way they are.

That's not a reason.

Corse it is.

6 year olds say "just because". Adults provide the reason.

I did.

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:43:02 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 01:56:14 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 23:29:41 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 22:16:00 -0000, Rod Speed

wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 10:59:36 -0000, whisky-dave

wrote:

On Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:02:35 UTC, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Thu, 26 Feb 2015 13:57:26 -0000, whisky-dave

wrote:

On Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:52:48 UTC, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2015 16:37:16 -0000, whisky-dave
wrote:


What I've noticed is teh digging up and replacement of
paveing
slabs at bus stops. it was all done last year and the year
before
that. I'm betting teh council have a bit of money left over
and
need to spend it ASAP or they'll loose it, so they just spend
it.

Doing that should be enough reason to sack someone. Budgets
should
carry over.



But they don't, that's the facts getting in the way again.

A budget is not a law of Physics,

But the law of physica is easier to chnage than the authorities
doing
something logical and sensible ;-)

there's no reason it cannot be changed.

There's loads it's called govenrment.

Any private company would carry it over. What's wrong with
government
depts?

they put the most incompedent in charge and those that can do the
job
do
the work rather than the admin.

I've noticed. Why on earth do competant people never get put in
charge?

Why would any competent person ever want to 'work' in a govt dept ?

It's easier.

You've clearly never had anything to with 'working' in one.

I've worked in private and public sector.

Obvious lie. Bludged, possibly.

It is not a lie.

Corse it is, you've never actually done any real work in your entire 'life'

Prove it.

There's no pressure to make a profit.

But impossible to get anything done.

Not true.

Fraid so.

Simply bend the rules.

Doesn't get anything done in a govt dept.

I got loads done,

Another lie.

Prove it.

and was praised for avoiding petty rules.

Another lie.

Prove it.

Surely you get promoted when you're good at something?

Govt depts don't work like that, stupid.

Reason?

That's the way they are.

That's not a reason.

Corse it is.

6 year olds say "just because". Adults provide the reason.

I did.

You gave no reason.

--
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The first cowboy says his favorite position is "the rodeo".
The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how to do it. The first cowboy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it, lean forward, grab her by her hair and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position too.' Then try to hang on for 8 seconds".

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:38:59 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 18:10:44 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:13:35 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article ,
Tim Watts wrote:
On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

The trouble with 3cm potholes is that they rapidly become 6cm ones and
6cm
ones become 12cm ones. Then they really are nasty.

There is no proof that they grow in this way.

There is actually, watch one, particularly when its raining a lot, over
days.

DAYS?

days actually.

Potholes take years to form.

Now you're being really silly.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

That is a feeble expression, think of a new one.

--
I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 13:39:22 +0000 (GMT), "Dave Plowman (News)"
wrote:

In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:


Is this the new name for the parrot person?


It is indeed. Another name he is known by is "Hucker the Stupid ****er"

He is probably the dimmest person I have encountered on usenet.

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 20:41:09 -0000, Judith wrote:

On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 13:39:22 +0000 (GMT), "Dave Plowman (News)"
wrote:

In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:


Is this the new name for the parrot person?


It is indeed. Another name he is known by is "Hucker the Stupid ****er"

He is probably the dimmest person I have encountered on usenet.

Apart from yourself of course. You are an infamous troll.

--
Any god who requires worship is not worth being worshipped.

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:48:40 -0000, Tim Streater wrote:

In article , Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:24:25 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 17:52, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a hole
that big?


Because, Prof Hawkins, it's a black hole on a black road in the dark -
and in the rain you have no chance as they all look like puddles.

It's not dark with your lights on.

You mean I put my lights on and the Sun comes up? Gosh.

Only if you're a cyclist with a stupidly bright one.

--
What does a Polish woman do after she sucks a cock?
Spits out the feathers.

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 18:58:06 -0000, charles wrote:

In article , Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 18:00:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article , Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:13:35 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article , Tim Watts
wrote:
On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

The trouble with 3cm potholes is that they rapidly become 6cm ones
and 6cm ones become 12cm ones. Then they really are nasty.

There is no proof that they grow in this way.

no proof, I just watch it happen, especially when there's heavy rain or
frost.

You must live on another planet, because I've never seen that happen.
I've seen plenty roads with small potholes that just stay that way for a
decade. In fact there's one on the main road in my town that's been
there for the 15 years I've lived here.

same planet, different highway authority.

Mine loves to throw away money. They're giving all the council houses new bathrooms at the moment. Why?

--
It turns out a Chinese food deliveryman who was thought to be missing, was actually stuck in a Manhattan apartment building elevator for 4 days.
The man is ok, but the building's owner is charging him $1,500 rent.

On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 17:00:08 -0000, whisky-dave wrote:

On Friday, 27 February 2015 16:47:24 UTC, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:



Maybe you should look where you're going. I've never had one single problem with a pothole. Even if I was to ignore it and drive straight over it, it's smaller than a speedbump by a factor of 3.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...ures-show.html

The one in the photo on that page doesn't look very spectacular. A mini metro could manage that.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/features/acc...roads--4163283


I don;t normally have a problem with them as I don;t drive but the lorry going through the last one that was full of water sprayed all over teh pedestrians walking past. As for cyclists and motor cyclist ....

Oh the poor pedestrians getting all wet....

3cm potholes? Luxury - round here we can only *dream* of 3cm.

£100 a month council tax? What useful things do I get from this?
Bin collection, that's it.

If you bothered to look into it instead of bleating like a lazy ****
you'd find you get quite a bit more.

List me 5 useful things my council does for me that warrants paying them three times as much a month as you would pay Sky TV.

Why don;t you lok at a website that tells you what your local concil does ?

Looking at their main webpage:

Libraries - never use them.
Waste - what I listed already.
Planning applications - I would guess you pay for those when you ask for them, so that doesn't come from council tax.
Street lighting - nowhere near £100 a year per household.
Schools - I don't have kids, why the **** should I pay for other kids' education?
Birth certificates - I guess you pay for each one too.

Or you could list 5 things that yuo do that are useful to anyone else.

I don't get paid £100 a month by everyone in the area. My council does, so I expect something in return. I can choose not to pay Sky for TV, but I cannot choose to stop paying the council if I don't want their services.

Whether the other things are what
voters think they should get is another matter, but since 70% of voters
are serially lazy ****s and don't vote in local elections, it's clear
that most people don't give a monkey's.

Voting for one of 5 people who have similar policies is not voting.

I'd agree there and I don't know if I'll be able to vote or not.

Why would you be unable to vote?

--
The wife said to me last night "If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the arse."
Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first.

On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:39 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:17, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 14:47:08 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 27/02/15 13:39, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:


Is this the new name for the parrot person?


If so, he does a good job of inventing a persona and keeping in
character. More like Dribble reinvented as a northerner I'd say.

I've never changed my character. I change my name when I get fed up of
the old one. Read more into it if you want you silly child.



ooooooo!

Come here and lay across my knee for a spank.

--
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer my maths teacher's question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was her question?
Son: "Who threw the paper aeroplane at me?"

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:33:20 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:24:25 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 17:52, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a hole
that big?


Because, Prof Hawkins, it's a black hole on a black road in the dark -
and in the rain you have no chance as they all look like puddles.

It's not dark with your lights on.

One day, you really must learn to drive.

Then you will *maybe* stop making such ludicrous statements on the
subject.

On the other hand, you are probably well aware of these things and are
just trolling.
--
Alex Heney, Global Villager
e's dead, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is served
To reply by email, my address is alexDOTheneyATgmailDOTcom

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:32:13 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:28:14 -0000, Tim Streater wrote:

In article , Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:

On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't notice the
pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a hole that big?

Because it's dark? Because it's full of water and just looks like
another puddle? Come on Unc, wakey wakey.

Well it's never been a problem for me.

It probably would be if you ever drove at night.
--
Alex Heney, Global Villager
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero.
To reply by email, my address is alexDOTheneyATgmailDOTcom

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:36:10 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 19:33, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:25:02 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:04, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.


And when they form a chessboard across most of the road - like down the
road from me?

Photograph these holes or desist.


Just look at FixMyStreet in the East Sussex area.

Looks like a load of busybodies moaning to me.

--
It's an age-old truism. Men will quickly fall asleep after having sex.
And I know why, too.
It's because they've been up half the night begging for it.

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:35:31 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 19:32, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:26:14 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:25, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

Well it's never happened to me.


That's because you don't exist. You are simply the distilled essence of
troll floating between USENET servers like a worm...

Can I have some of whatever you're smoking?


I'm still trying to work out if you can pass the Turing test...

;-

You need to be human to detect one.

--
Did you hear about the new instant lottery game in India?
You scratch the ticket and if the dot matches the one on your forehead, you win a convenience store in the US.

"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
On 28/02/15 19:33, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:25:02 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:04, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.


And when they form a chessboard across most of the road - like down the
road from me?

Photograph these holes or desist.


Just look at FixMyStreet in the East Sussex area.

Our local council reckoned we had the best roads in the area. I emailed and
informed them of a moon buggy testing area. Amazingly it was resurfaced
within a few weeks.

"Alex Heney" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:33:20 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:24:25 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 28/02/15 17:52, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?


Because, Prof Hawkins, it's a black hole on a black road in the dark -
and in the rain you have no chance as they all look like puddles.

It's not dark with your lights on.

One day, you really must learn to drive.

Then you will *maybe* stop making such ludicrous statements on the
subject.

On the other hand, you are probably well aware of these things and are
just trolling.

Surely not ?
PML

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 23:34:04 -0000, bm wrote:


"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
On 28/02/15 19:33, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:25:02 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:04, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.


And when they form a chessboard across most of the road - like down the
road from me?

Photograph these holes or desist.


Just look at FixMyStreet in the East Sussex area.

Our local council reckoned we had the best roads in the area. I emailed and
informed them of a moon buggy testing area. Amazingly it was resurfaced
within a few weeks.

Congratulations, you just increased your own council tax for no reason.

--
"There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky."
- From an old carrier sailor

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 22:21:38 -0000, Alex Heney wrote:

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:33:20 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:24:25 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 28/02/15 17:52, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a hole
that big?


Because, Prof Hawkins, it's a black hole on a black road in the dark -
and in the rain you have no chance as they all look like puddles.

It's not dark with your lights on.

One day, you really must learn to drive.

Then you will *maybe* stop making such ludicrous statements on the
subject.

On the other hand, you are probably well aware of these things and are
just trolling.

Lights make it light. This is basic Physics. About 5 years ago, I regarded you as one of the more sensible people on newsgroups, but you're definitely going senile recently.

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On 28/02/15 19:33, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:25:02 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:04, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts

wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.


And when they form a chessboard across most of the road - like down
the
road from me?

Photograph these holes or desist.


Just look at FixMyStreet in the East Sussex area.

Our local council reckoned we had the best roads in the area. I emailed
and
informed them of a moon buggy testing area. Amazingly it was resurfaced
within a few weeks.

Congratulations, you just increased your own council tax for no reason.

Prolly cheaper than a new suspension.
It wouldn't affect you, obviously, with your roof mounted hot air balloon.
(ditch the concrete in the boot).

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 23:57:36 -0000, bm wrote:


"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 23:34:04 -0000, bm wrote:


"Tim Watts" wrote in message
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On 28/02/15 19:33, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:25:02 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 28/02/15 18:04, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts

wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.


And when they form a chessboard across most of the road - like down
the
road from me?

Photograph these holes or desist.


Just look at FixMyStreet in the East Sussex area.

Our local council reckoned we had the best roads in the area. I emailed
and
informed them of a moon buggy testing area. Amazingly it was resurfaced
within a few weeks.

Congratulations, you just increased your own council tax for no reason.

Prolly cheaper than a new suspension.
It wouldn't affect you, obviously, with your roof mounted hot air balloon.
(ditch the concrete in the boot).

Speedbumps damage suspension more than potholes.

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On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:18:57 -0000, Rod Speed
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.

Not possible when there is nothing but puddles.

Well it's never happened to me.

I don't believe you.

I look where I'm going.

Not even possible with your head up your arse.

Very few people have damaged their car on a pothole.

Presumably because most aren't bad enough to do that.

In fact outside this newsgroup I only know of one, and she's a woman.

A likely story.

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On 28/02/15 18:25, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

Well it's never happened to me.


That's because you don't exist. You are simply the distilled essence of
troll floating between USENET servers like a worm...

More like those farts he's obsessed about.

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.

Not possible when there is nothing but puddles.

Well it's never happened to me.

I don't believe you.

I look where I'm going.

Not even possible with your head up your arse.

Grow up.

Very few people have damaged their car on a pothole.

Presumably because most aren't bad enough to do that.

Or even 99% of them. My point entirely.

In fact outside this newsgroup I only know of one, and she's a woman.

A likely story.

It's true.

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news On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 10:59:36 -0000, whisky-dave

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On Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:02:35 UTC, Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Thu, 26 Feb 2015 13:57:26 -0000, whisky-dave

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On Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:52:48 UTC, Tough Guy no.
1265
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2015 16:37:16 -0000, whisky-dave
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What I've noticed is teh digging up and replacement of
paveing
slabs at bus stops. it was all done last year and the year
before
that. I'm betting teh council have a bit of money left over
and
need to spend it ASAP or they'll loose it, so they just
spend
it.

Doing that should be enough reason to sack someone. Budgets
should
carry over.



But they don't, that's the facts getting in the way again.

A budget is not a law of Physics,

But the law of physica is easier to chnage than the authorities
doing
something logical and sensible ;-)

there's no reason it cannot be changed.

There's loads it's called govenrment.

Any private company would carry it over. What's wrong with
government
depts?

they put the most incompedent in charge and those that can do the
job
do
the work rather than the admin.

I've noticed. Why on earth do competant people never get put in
charge?

Why would any competent person ever want to 'work' in a govt dept ?

It's easier.

You've clearly never had anything to with 'working' in one.

I've worked in private and public sector.

Obvious lie. Bludged, possibly.

It is not a lie.

Corse it is, you've never actually done any real work in your entire
'life'

Prove it.

You prove that with every post.

There's no pressure to make a profit.

But impossible to get anything done.

Not true.

Fraid so.

Simply bend the rules.

Doesn't get anything done in a govt dept.

I got loads done,

Another lie.

Prove it.

You prove that with every post.

and was praised for avoiding petty rules.

Another lie.

Prove it.

You prove that with every post.

Surely you get promoted when you're good at something?

Govt depts don't work like that, stupid.

Reason?

That's the way they are.

That's not a reason.

Corse it is.

6 year olds say "just because". Adults provide the reason.

I did.

You gave no reason.

Everyone can see for themselves that you are lying
thru your teeth as you always do when you have
got done like a ****ing dinner, as you always are.

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:13:35 -0000, charles
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In article ,
Tim Watts wrote:
On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

The trouble with 3cm potholes is that they rapidly become 6cm ones
and
6cm
ones become 12cm ones. Then they really are nasty.

There is no proof that they grow in this way.

There is actually, watch one, particularly when its raining a lot, over
days.

DAYS?

days actually.

Potholes take years to form.

Wrong, as always.

Now you're being really silly.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

That is a feeble expression,

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

think of a new one.

You don't qualify.

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 18:58:06 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article , Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 18:00:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article , Tough Guy no. 1265
wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:13:35 -0000, charles
wrote:

In article , Tim Watts
wrote:
On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

The trouble with 3cm potholes is that they rapidly become 6cm ones
and 6cm ones become 12cm ones. Then they really are nasty.

There is no proof that they grow in this way.

no proof, I just watch it happen, especially when there's heavy rain
or
frost.

You must live on another planet, because I've never seen that happen.
I've seen plenty roads with small potholes that just stay that way for a
decade. In fact there's one on the main road in my town that's been
there for the 15 years I've lived here.

same planet, different highway authority.

Mine loves to throw away money. They're giving all the council houses new
bathrooms at the moment. Why?

Maybe the stench from all those dregs who never
use the bathroom is killing people in droves.

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news On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 18:13:57 -0000, Rod Speed

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"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
news On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 17:59:02 -0000, charles
wrote:

in article , Tough Guy no. 1265

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts

wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you
don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss
a
hole
that big?

very easily when it just looks like a puddle

Try going round the unknown then.

Not possible when there is nothing but puddles.

Well it's never happened to me.

I don't believe you.

I look where I'm going.

Not even possible with your head up your arse.

Grow up.

Did that more than half a century ago thanks.

Very few people have damaged their car on a pothole.

Presumably because most aren't bad enough to do that.

Or even 99% of them. My point entirely.

Nope.

In fact outside this newsgroup I only know of one, and she's a woman.

A likely story.

It's true.

A likely story.

On 28/02/15 22:08, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:39 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:17, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 14:47:08 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 13:39, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:


Is this the new name for the parrot person?


If so, he does a good job of inventing a persona and keeping in
character. More like Dribble reinvented as a northerner I'd say.

I've never changed my character. I change my name when I get fed up of
the old one. Read more into it if you want you silly child.



ooooooo!

Come here and lay across my knee for a spank.


Thanks for the offer Brenda, but I'll pass...

On 01/03/2015 00:02, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

Speedbumps damage suspension more than potholes.


I can see the council putting up speed dips signs to avoid needing to
fill the pot holes.

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On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:33:20 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:24:25 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 28/02/15 17:52, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?


Because, Prof Hawkins, it's a black hole on a black road in the dark -
and in the rain you have no chance as they all look like puddles.

It's not dark with your lights on.

One day, you really must learn to drive.

Then you will *maybe* stop making such ludicrous statements on the
subject.

On the other hand, you are probably well aware of these things and are
just trolling.

We have spoken about this before, remember?

I still believe he is. No matter what the subject, he thrashes it to death.


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"Alex Heney" wrote in message
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:33:20 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:24:25 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 28/02/15 17:52, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?


Because, Prof Hawkins, it's a black hole on a black road in the dark -
and in the rain you have no chance as they all look like puddles.

It's not dark with your lights on.

One day, you really must learn to drive.

Then you will *maybe* stop making such ludicrous statements on the
subject.

On the other hand, you are probably well aware of these things and are
just trolling.

We have spoken about this before, remember?

I still believe he is. No matter what the subject, he thrashes it to death.

Only because of the sheer number of idiots in here with the wrong opinions.

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On Sun, 01 Mar 2015 10:17:32 -0000, Dennis@home wrote:

On 01/03/2015 00:02, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

Speedbumps damage suspension more than potholes.


I can see the council putting up speed dips signs to avoid needing to
fill the pot holes.

ROFL!

And I wonder if an old woman could get compensation for tripping over a speedbump? I've stumbled on a few myself as a pedestrian. If I was 90 years old and frail, I could have done myself an injury. When crossing the road, you look for cars, you don't tend to expect the ground to rise in a huge lump in front of you.

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On Sun, 01 Mar 2015 14:41:52 -0000, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

On Sun, 01 Mar 2015 10:17:32 -0000, Dennis@home wrote:

On 01/03/2015 00:02, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

Speedbumps damage suspension more than potholes.


I can see the council putting up speed dips signs to avoid needing to
fill the pot holes.

ROFL!

And I wonder if an old woman could get compensation for tripping over a speedbump? I've stumbled on a few myself as a pedestrian. If I was 90 years old and frail, I could have done myself an injury. When crossing the road, you look for cars, you don't tend to expect the ground to rise in a huge lump in front of you.

Oh for crying out loud. I was in 1st gear! What a waste of fuel. http://petersphotos.com/temp/Slow.mp4

"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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"Alex Heney" wrote in message
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:33:20 -0000, "Tough Guy no. 1265"
wrote:

On Sat, 28 Feb 2015 19:24:25 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 28/02/15 17:52, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 18:09:21 -0000, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 27/02/15 16:16, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:

3cm pothole going to cause a
problem?

hahha

6" deep by 1' by 2' more like...

I have two broken car springs to prove it...

Next time put your specs on before you go driving, before you don't
notice the pedestrian in front of you. How the **** can you miss a
hole
that big?


Because, Prof Hawkins, it's a black hole on a black road in the dark -
and in the rain you have no chance as they all look like puddles.

It's not dark with your lights on.

One day, you really must learn to drive.

Then you will *maybe* stop making such ludicrous statements on the
subject.

On the other hand, you are probably well aware of these things and are
just trolling.

We have spoken about this before, remember?

I still believe he is. No matter what the subject, he thrashes it to
death.

Only because of the sheer number of idiots in here with the wrong
opinions.

I suggest you look in the mirror when you say that!

Do you not think it is odd that NO ONE agrees with you???


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