Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever stood
on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

--
Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever
stood on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

--
Adam

It is actually very easy to do. When my dog was a very young puppy I never
realised just how tiny she really was.
She got behind the washing machine, I blocked the gap with a sink
plunger!!!!!!
Best to try to forget about it Adam.

Buy a can of aerosol Cream and top yourself.

Brian

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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever
stood on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

--
Adam

ARWadsworth wrote:
Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever stood
on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

Not long ago I was using a big electric hedge trimmer and I went right
though the middle of a nest of baby birds. There were bits of bird all
over the ground, several babies with severe wounds still alive, and a
lot of blood.
In all seriousness I was upset for a week, and I still keep away from
that part of the field.

Bill

ARWadsworth wrote:

Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever stood
on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

****, I feel guilty when a dog creeps-up behind me and I step back on
it's paw, usually of course they just whelp and run-off, but I suppose
if they're small enough ...

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

Indeed.

Bill Wright wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:
Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever
stood on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

Not long ago I was using a big electric hedge trimmer and I went right
though the middle of a nest of baby birds. There were bits of bird all
over the ground, several babies with severe wounds still alive, and a
lot of blood.
In all seriousness I was upset for a week, and I still keep away from
that part of the field.

Bill

My wife trod on a kitten the other year.
**** happens.

I've mowed not a few frigs in my time as well.

BUT farmers aren't allowed to trim hedges when birds are nesting...and I
don't trim at this time of year either.


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lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the
members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a
diminishing number of producers.

The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Bill Wright wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:
Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever
stood on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

Not long ago I was using a big electric hedge trimmer and I went right
though the middle of a nest of baby birds. There were bits of bird all
over the ground, several babies with severe wounds still alive, and a
lot of blood.
In all seriousness I was upset for a week, and I still keep away from
that part of the field.

Bill

My wife trod on a kitten the other year.
**** happens.

I've mowed not a few frigs in my time as well.

BUT farmers aren't allowed to trim hedges when birds are nesting...and I
don't trim at this time of year either.



If the grass gets too long, I always seem to massacre a slow worm (got
dozens here). I send the kids around first beating the ground with a big
stick.

3 years back, I found a big-ass grass snake asleep in the middle of the
lawn...
--
Tim Watts

Tim Watts wrote:
The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Bill Wright wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:
Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever
stood on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

Not long ago I was using a big electric hedge trimmer and I went right
though the middle of a nest of baby birds. There were bits of bird all
over the ground, several babies with severe wounds still alive, and a
lot of blood.
In all seriousness I was upset for a week, and I still keep away from
that part of the field.

Bill
My wife trod on a kitten the other year.
**** happens.

I've mowed not a few frigs in my time as well.

BUT farmers aren't allowed to trim hedges when birds are nesting...and I
don't trim at this time of year either.



If the grass gets too long, I always seem to massacre a slow worm (got
dozens here). I send the kids around first beating the ground with a big
stick.

3 years back, I found a big-ass grass snake asleep in the middle of the
lawn...

Never seen any of those round here. Seen a few other places tho.

And vipers..

And a puff adder once, but that wasn't in the UK.


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lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the
members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a
diminishing number of producers.

On 18/08/2012 12:42, ARWadsworth wrote:
Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever stood
on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

There is probably a whole lot of "one sick puppy" jokes, but somehow
they don't really seem appropriate.


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The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:
Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have
ever stood on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

Not long ago I was using a big electric hedge trimmer and I went right
though the middle of a nest of baby birds. There were bits of bird all
over the ground, several babies with severe wounds still alive, and a
lot of blood.
In all seriousness I was upset for a week, and I still keep away from
that part of the field.

Bill

My wife trod on a kitten the other year.
**** happens.

I've mowed not a few frigs in my time as well.

BUT farmers aren't allowed to trim hedges when birds are nesting...and I
don't trim at this time of year either.


were the frigs green or brown?

F Murtz wrote:
The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:
Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have
ever stood on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

Not long ago I was using a big electric hedge trimmer and I went right
though the middle of a nest of baby birds. There were bits of bird all
over the ground, several babies with severe wounds still alive, and a
lot of blood.
In all seriousness I was upset for a week, and I still keep away from
that part of the field.

Bill

My wife trod on a kitten the other year.
**** happens.

I've mowed not a few frigs in my time as well.

BUT farmers aren't allowed to trim hedges when birds are nesting...and I
don't trim at this time of year either.


were the frigs green or brown?

Red, eventually. Probably communist frigs.


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Ineptocracy

(in-ep-toc-ra-cy) €“ a system of government where the least capable to
lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the
members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a
diminishing number of producers.

The Natural Philosopher wrote:

BUT farmers aren't allowed to trim hedges when birds are nesting...and I
don't trim at this time of year either.

Yes, I was an idiot to do it.

Bill

On 19/08/2012 7:24 a.m., Andy Burns wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:

Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have ever
stood
on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

****, I feel guilty when a dog creeps-up behind me and I step back on
it's paw, usually of course they just whelp ...

Miscarry?

Owain wrote:
On Aug 18, 12:42 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have
ever stood on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

Adam!!!!!!

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

It does when you don't look where you're putting your size tens.

I think in the circs you couldn't really argue with taking something
off the bill.

There was no bill. And they are not size 10, they are 11s.

--
Adam

ARWadsworth wrote:
Anyone would think that I am the only person in the world to have
ever stood on and killed an 8 week old puppy.

Wouldn't have been easier to go and buy a pair of 'Hush Puppies' rather than
trying to make your own out of one? Typical of a tight-fisted tyke.

I actually feel quite sick, but **** happens.

You feel "quite sick" about **** - impoosible!