......hand them this letter.

OPEN LETTER TO B&Q Customer Services

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely

your name here



Incidentally, I'm banned from all B&Q stores. I went into one the
other day for some side cutters and a couple of drill bits. This
little ****** comes up to me and says "You want decking?" So I nutted
the ******* before he had chance to get the first punch in!
--

SJW
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"Lurch" wrote in message
...
.....hand them this letter.

OPEN LETTER TO B&Q Customer Services

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.


I notice some footage of her with her toolbox. Couldn't see a single PPPro
tool in sight.

"Lurch" wrote in message
...
.....hand them this letter.

OPEN LETTER TO B&Q Customer Services

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely

your name here



Incidentally, I'm banned from all B&Q stores. I went into one the
other day for some side cutters and a couple of drill bits. This
little ****** comes up to me and says "You want decking?" So I nutted
the ******* before he had chance to get the first punch in!
--

You owe me for some dry cleaning!

On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 23:17:24 -0000, "Mike" strung
together this:

I notice some footage of her with her toolbox. Couldn't see a single PPPro
tool in sight.

She probably threw it overboard after realising none of it was any use
for anything other than stirring her tea, unless it had sugar in, in
which case it struggled.
--

SJW
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