If you're going to complain at B&Q.......
......hand them this letter.
OPEN LETTER TO B&Q Customer Services
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerely
your name here
Incidentally, I'm banned from all B&Q stores. I went into one the
other day for some side cutters and a couple of drill bits. This
little ****** comes up to me and says "You want decking?" So I nutted
the ******* before he had chance to get the first punch in!
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SJW
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