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Apple and banana are neighbors, they grow up togrther.
Apple love banana secretly. But she was very inferior, because she is too fat, while the banana is a handsome boy.
Handsome banana says he love apple only, because apple is good natured though she is a little fat.
Apple feels herslef is not good enough for bananas, so she determines to lose weight. But she was not only did not fall meat, but also provoke a disease.
Bananas feels very distressed, saying that no matter what you like, I love you. Apple says:"I am so fat that I even could'nt wear a wedding dress." Then apple cries.
Banana says, do not worry, I know a place, certainly can give you tailor-made set of your own wedding!
Apple said that how can there be a place like that?
Banana tells apple that Impresshow can even make a watermelon wearing a wedding dress.
Then, apple decides to hold a wedding with banana.
So, are you still finding a wedding dress fit you? Love you, so treasure you. Love you, so cherish you. It is our honor to help you complete your wish with our design. Make your unique wedding .

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So, are you still finding a wedding dress fit you? Love you, so treasure you. Love you, so cherish you. It is our honor to help you complete your wish with our design. Make your unique wedding .

Do you have a wedding dress that fits a salesperson who has just had her
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