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Hits the nail on the head...

http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm

Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders,
don't you?

Rod Speed FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v

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On May 31, 8:03*am, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
Hits the nail on the head...

http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm

Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders,
don't you?

Rod Speed FAQ:http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v




Left out the hole in the Ozone layer. All Australians have had their
brains fried.
They have nose and ear cancer with this.
They have to wear burkhas on the beach.

And where was the home of shagger Crocodile Dundee?

And the women look like Russion shot putters.
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On 31/05/2012 08:13, harry wrote:
On May 31, 8:03 am, Mike wrote:
Hits the nail on the head...

http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm

Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders,
don't you?

Rod Speed FAQ:http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v




Left out the hole in the Ozone layer. All Australians have had their
brains fried.
They have nose and ear cancer with this.
They have to wear burkhas on the beach.

And where was the home of shagger Crocodile Dundee?

And the women look like Russion shot putters.

Ouch

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On 31/05/2012 08:03, Mike Tomlinson wrote:


Rod Speed FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v



Blimey - if you read the above thread, there's even a Rodbot out the

http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed
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On 31/05/2012 17:19, Lobster wrote:
On 31/05/2012 08:03, Mike Tomlinson wrote:


Rod Speed FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v



Blimey - if you read the above thread, there's even a Rodbot out the

http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed


Just out of a spirit of scientific curiosity, has anyone tried starting
two copies of that and letting them chat to each other?

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Lobster wrote
Mike Tomlinson wrote


Rod Speed FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v


Blimey - if you read the above thread, there's even a Rodbot out the


http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed


Both done by pathetic wretches that go so comprehensively
done over that they are still desperately licking their wounds
after all this time and so stupid that they cant even manage
to work out that that's the proof of that.
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On Thu, 31 May 2012 21:00:47 +0100, Rod Speed
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Lobster wrote
Mike Tomlinson wrote


Rod Speed FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v


Blimey - if you read the above thread, there's even a Rodbot out the


http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed


Both done by pathetic wretches that go so comprehensively
done over that they are still desperately licking their wounds
after all this time and so stupid that they cant even manage to work out
that that's the proof of that.


And if you cant manage to wank better than that, here goes the chain on
the rest of your childish performance.


Rod K

http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed
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On Thu, 31 May 2012 21:00:47 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:

Lobster wrote
Mike Tomlinson wrote


Rod Speed FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v


Blimey - if you read the above thread, there's even a Rodbot out the


http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed


Both done by pathetic wretches that go so comprehensively
done over that they are still desperately licking their wounds
after all this time and so stupid that they cant even manage to work out
that that's the proof of that.


And if you cant manage to wank better than that, here goes the chain on
the rest of your childish performance.


Rod K

http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed


Could you ask him to type in meaningful English please.


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"Jim K" wrote in message
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On Thu, 31 May 2012 21:00:47 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:

Lobster wrote
Mike Tomlinson wrote

Rod Speed FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v

Blimey - if you read the above thread, there's even a Rodbot out
the

http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed

Both done by pathetic wretches that go so comprehensively
done over that they are still desperately licking their wounds
after all this time and so stupid that they cant even manage to work
out
that that's the proof of that.


And if you cant manage to wank better than that, here goes the chain on
the rest of your childish performance.


Rod K

http://www.sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=rodspeed


Could you ask him to type in meaningful English please.


why? no-one reads it anyway?! ;)

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Some gutless ****wit desperately cowering behind
Jim K wrote just the puerile
**** it always ends up with when its got done like a
****ing dinner, as it always is.



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En el artículo , John Williamson
escribió:

Just out of a spirit of scientific curiosity, has anyone tried starting
two copies of that and letting them chat to each other?


The lack of cluons would rapidly form a ultramassive black hole leading
to the heat death of the universe.

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Some gutless ****wit desperately cowering behind
Jim K wrote just the puerile
**** it always ends up with when its got done like a ****ing dinner, as it
always is.

FFS wodney, change the record.


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Their spiders are not actually giant, they just havevery dangerous bites and
live down toilets.
Brian

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On May 31, 8:03 am, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
Hits the nail on the head...

http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm

Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders,
don't you?

Rod Speed FAQ:http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v




Left out the hole in the Ozone layer. All Australians have had their
brains fried.
They have nose and ear cancer with this.
They have to wear burkhas on the beach.

And where was the home of shagger Crocodile Dundee?

And the women look like Russion shot putters.


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Except for the Minogues.
Danni, seems to be aa little over sexed most of the time, and her sister,
when asked about using her body to further her carreer said, I'd be foolish
not to.
Brian

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On 31/05/2012 08:13, harry wrote:
On May 31, 8:03 am, Mike wrote:
Hits the nail on the head...

http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm

Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders,
don't you?

Rod Speed FAQ:http://tinyurl.com/883xp7v




Left out the hole in the Ozone layer. All Australians have had their
brains fried.
They have nose and ear cancer with this.
They have to wear burkhas on the beach.

And where was the home of shagger Crocodile Dundee?

And the women look like Russion shot putters.

Ouch

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Brian Gaff wrote

Their spiders are not actually giant,


Some of the huntsmans can get quite large, but are completely harmless.

they just have very dangerous bites


A few do, most don’t.

and live down toilets.


Not anymore. That was the old pit dunnys.

You get redbacks in sheds and stuff like that now.

Mike Tomlinson wrote


http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm


Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders,
don't you?


Nope.




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En el artículo om,
scorched escribió:

FFS wodney, change the record.


You know you've got to him when he starts cut'n'pasting that boilerplate
crap.

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On Jun 1, 12:46*am, "Rod Speed" wrote:
Brian Gaff wrote

Their spiders are not actually giant,


Some of the huntsmans can get quite large, but are completely harmless.

they just have very dangerous bites


A few do, most don’t.

and live down toilets.


Not anymore. That was the old pit dunnys.

You get redbacks in sheds and stuff like that now.

Mike Tomlinson wrote
http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm
Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders,
don't you?


Nope.


Funnel web?
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harry wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff wrote
Mike Tomlinson wrote


http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm


Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between
Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders, don't you?


Nope.


Their spiders are not actually giant,


Some of the huntsmans can get quite large, but are completely harmless.


they just have very dangerous bites


A few do, most don’t.


and live down toilets.


Not anymore. That was the old pit dunnys.


You get redbacks in sheds and stuff like that now.


Funnel web?


It never did end up in even the old pit dunnys or
even the external pan collection dunnys either.

It live in holes in the ground, that’s where the name
come from, the funnels that they make for themselves.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austral...nel-web_spider

There havent been any fatalitys since modern
antivenins with either funnel webs or redbacks.

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En el artículo om,
scorched escribió:

FFS wodney, change the record.


You know you've got to him when he starts cut'n'pasting that boilerplate
crap.



hehe chalk me another three-wheeler up ;)

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On Jun 1, 7:57*am, "Rod Speed" wrote:
harry wrote

Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff wrote
Mike Tomlinson wrote
http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm
Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between
Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders, don't you?
Nope.
Their spiders are not actually giant,
Some of the huntsmans can get quite large, but are completely harmless..
they just have very dangerous bites
A few do, most don’t.
and live down toilets.
Not anymore. That was the old pit dunnys.
You get redbacks in sheds and stuff like that now.

Funnel web?


It never did end up in even the old pit dunnys or
even the external pan collection dunnys either.

It live in holes in the ground, that’s where the name
come from, the funnels that they make for themselves.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austral...nel-web_spider

There havent been any fatalitys since modern
antivenins with either funnel webs or redbacks.


The bite is fatal for spelling ability, apparently.

MBQ


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On 01/06/2012 00:03, Brian Gaff wrote:
Their spiders are not actually giant, they just havevery dangerous bites and
live down toilets.


The real killer is the huntsman, which is actually harmless but looks
really horrible.

And likes to crawl out of obscure corners of your car while you are
driving...


This thread is _so_ much better since I killfiled Rod!

Andy
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:57:05 +0100, Rod Speed
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harry wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Brian Gaff wrote
Mike Tomlinson wrote


http://tinyurl.com/78dlonm


Hey Woddles, you live somewhere between
Danii Monogue and Giant Spiders, don't you?


Nope.


Their spiders are not actually giant,


Some of the huntsmans can get quite large, but are completely harmless.


they just have very dangerous bites


A few do, most dont.


and live down toilets.


Not anymore. That was the old pit dunnys.


You get redbacks in sheds and stuff like that now.


Funnel web?


It never did end up in even the old pit dunnys or
even the external pan collection dunnys either.

It live in holes in the ground, thats where the name
come from, the funnels that they make for themselves.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austral...nel-web_spider

There havent been any fatalitys since modern
antivenins with either funnel webs or redbacks.


Four Fukzake Rodderz

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