Possibly a "redneck" troll.
http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Heh Heh.

On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

--
Cheers
Dave.

"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message
ll.co.uk...
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

You won't say that when you get old.

On Tue, 8 May 2012 10:19:22 +0100, "dennis@home"
wrote:



"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message
ill.co.uk...
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

You won't say that when you get old.

I can't keep my balance in a squatting position. Never could. The
worst place for me was in Africa where the local people have such
grace and poise that they never thought of providing anything for us
mzungus to hold on to. This thread has brought the nightmares back
again!

Nick

harry wrote:
Possibly a "redneck"*troll.
http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Fairly sensible scratch conversion of a squat toilet so it can
be used by somebody who's not double-jointed.

JGH

Dave Liquorice laid this down on his screen :
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing at all when you're young enough and fit enough to squat.
However, suffering from a back problem (discs) and also knackered knees
make them an absolute friggin nightmare for me. Hideous hateful
things!!! :-@

On Tuesday, 8 May 2012 10:32:36 UTC+1, Nick Odell wrote:
I can't keep my balance in a squatting position. Never could. The
worst place for me was in Africa where the local people have such
grace and poise that they never thought of providing anything for us
mzungus to hold on to. This thread has brought the nightmares back
again!

Nit: The proper plural of mzungu is wazungu (at least in Swahili)

John wrote:

Nothing at all when you're young enough and fit enough to squat. However,
suffering from a back problem (discs) and also knackered knees make them
an absolute friggin nightmare for me. Hideous hateful things!!! :-@

I once very nearly lost a belt pouch containing lots of money and a passport
down one of those, when it slipped off the undone trouser belt. After that
I made sure the pouch was on a section that wouldn't come loose by mistake.


--
Jeremy C B Nicoll - my opinions are my own.

Email sent to my from-address will be deleted. Instead, please reply
to replacing "aaa" by "284".

On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry
wrote:

Possibly a "redneck" troll.
http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Heh Heh.

Much better than that bloody uncivilised **** hole it's on top of.

In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-08, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing wrong? Hateful things.

Cleaner and more hygienic

Since Harry seems obsessed with Islam, I'm surprised he hasn't got one



--
geoff

In message , Nick Odell
writes
On Tue, 8 May 2012 10:19:22 +0100, "dennis@home"
wrote:



"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message
hill.co.uk...
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

You won't say that when you get old.

I can't keep my balance in a squatting position. Never could.

You need to counterbalance with the extended arm and a cigarette between
the fingers


The
worst place for me was in Africa where the local people have such
grace and poise that they never thought of providing anything for us
mzungus to hold on to. This thread has brought the nightmares back
again!

Get a lion to lick your arse clean ...

--
geoff

In message , Rod Speed
writes


"Huge" wrote in message
...
On 2012-05-08, Tim Watts wrote:
jgharston wrote:

harry wrote:
Possibly a "redneck" troll.
http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Fairly sensible scratch conversion of a squat toilet so it can
be used by somebody who's not double-jointed.

JGH

Or who's shoes are not already brown...

Squat bogs in Chinese trains scare me with all the rattling around...

The worst one in the world was at the Chinese Opera in Beijing. It was
a strip of concrete with a hole every few feet and a liberal scattering
of turds. I suddenly lost the desire to go.

Nope, the worst in the world are in India where you dont even get
walls at all, you get to **** on open ground in full view of everyone.

I bet the Indians laughed at you almost as much as the members of
uk.d-i-y


--
geoff

geoff wrote:

In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-08, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing wrong? Hateful things.

Cleaner and more hygienic


Come on man - with huge turds all over the floor??!!
--
Tim Watts

On Tue, 08 May 2012 13:49:21 +0100, Tim Watts wrote:

Squat bogs in Chinese trains scare me with all the rattling around...

That didn't bother me as much as the corrosion around the hole in the
floor, the corroded away chute and seeing the track ballast whizzing
past...

It is a valid point about getting old though. Balance, is just that
we always have chairs or similar when we don't want to stand. Resting
squatted down is not something we do and we are generally more portly
than is really good for us.

--
Cheers
Dave.

In article ,
John writes:
Dave Liquorice laid this down on his screen :
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing at all when you're young enough and fit enough to squat.

I recall using one as a teenager in France, when I was caught
short with the runs. Not much fun, and no toilet paper either.

However, suffering from a back problem (discs) and also knackered knees
make them an absolute friggin nightmare for me. Hideous hateful
things!!! :-@

--
Andrew Gabriel
[email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup]

Huge wrote:
On 2012-05-09, Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article ,
John writes:
Dave Liquorice laid this down on his screen :
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing at all when you're young enough and fit enough to squat.

I recall using one as a teenager in France, when I was caught
short with the runs. Not much fun, and no toilet paper either.

There are so many issues in there ...


Na. You just wipe your arse with your underpants and then throw them away.
--
Adam

In article ,
Huge writes:
On 2012-05-09, ARWadsworth wrote:
Huge wrote:
On 2012-05-09, Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article ,
John writes:
Dave Liquorice laid this down on his screen :
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing at all when you're young enough and fit enough to squat.

I recall using one as a teenager in France, when I was caught
short with the runs. Not much fun, and no toilet paper either.

There are so many issues in there ...


Na. You just wipe your arse with your underpants and then throw them away.

Actually, I just used my handkerchief.

So did I, after tearing it into a couple of pieces.

There I am, taking a dump in the Louvre, one of the great cultural
centres in the world, and there's no bog paper.

I would be tempted to draw a picture of a nice full toilet roll
on the wall, Banksy-style.

--
Andrew Gabriel
[email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup]

In message , Tim Watts
writes
geoff wrote:

In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-08, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing wrong? Hateful things.

Cleaner and more hygienic


Come on man - with huge turds all over the floor??!!

No, why should there be?

There's a hole for that and usually a saucepan to flush with


--
geoff

In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-09, geoff wrote:
In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-08, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing wrong? Hateful things.

Cleaner and more hygienic

Maybe in theory. In practise they are no such thing. Besides, how can
taking a **** in your trousers be described as "Cleaner and more hygienic"?


Do you remove your trollies when you sit on a pan?


--
geoff

In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-09, ARWadsworth wrote:
Huge wrote:
On 2012-05-09, Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article ,
John writes:
Dave Liquorice laid this down on his screen :
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing at all when you're young enough and fit enough to squat.

I recall using one as a teenager in France, when I was caught
short with the runs. Not much fun, and no toilet paper either.

There are so many issues in there ...


Na. You just wipe your arse with your underpants and then throw them away.

Actually, I just used my handkerchief.

There I am, taking a dump in the Louvre, one of the great cultural
centres in the world, and there's no bog paper.

Water?



--
geoff

On Wed, 9 May 2012 14:36:11 +0000 (UTC),
(Andrew Gabriel) wrote:

I recall using one as a teenager in France, when I was caught
short with the runs.

I misread as 'nuns'.

"harry" wrote in message
...
Possibly a "redneck" troll.
http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Heh Heh.

Looks like a probable "Rod-Bog" to me. Cobber.

On 9 May 2012 21:04:04 GMT, Huge wrote:

There I am, taking a dump in the Louvre, one of the great cultural
centres in the world, and there's no bog paper.

Aren't you supposed to give the Attendant some cash and they give you
some loo paper? Or is that a different country?

--
Cheers
Dave.

Dave Liquorice wrote:

On 9 May 2012 21:04:04 GMT, Huge wrote:

There I am, taking a dump in the Louvre, one of the great cultural
centres in the world, and there's no bog paper.

Aren't you supposed to give the Attendant some cash and they give you
some loo paper? Or is that a different country?


That's certainly true in China - especially for open air rural "concrete
slot over cesspit" arrangements.
--
Tim Watts

geoff wrote:

In message , Tim Watts
writes
geoff wrote:

In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-08, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing wrong? Hateful things.

Cleaner and more hygienic


Come on man - with huge turds all over the floor??!!

No, why should there be?

There's a hole for that and usually a saucepan to flush with



Please explain to the users of Riga Station bogs - they seemed to be awash
with giant logs of doom - and they had a hose on a tap in eash stall...

10 times more grim than the grimmest british station bog.


--
Tim Watts

In message , Tim Watts
writes
geoff wrote:

In message , Tim Watts
writes
geoff wrote:

In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-08, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing wrong? Hateful things.

Cleaner and more hygienic


Come on man - with huge turds all over the floor??!!

No, why should there be?

There's a hole for that and usually a saucepan to flush with



Please explain to the users of Riga Station bogs - they seemed to be awash
with giant logs of doom - and they had a hose on a tap in eash stall...

10 times more grim than the grimmest british station bog.


Unclean *******s


--
geoff

On Thu, 10 May 2012 21:33:49 +0100, geoff wrote:

Please explain to the users of Riga Station bogs - they seemed to be awash
with giant logs of doom - and they had a hose on a tap in eash stall...

10 times more grim than the grimmest british station bog.


Unclean *******s

It certainly explains the ebb and flow of humanity in that part of
Europe - they're not trying to invade, merely leave.

In message , Grimly
Curmudgeon writes
On Thu, 10 May 2012 21:33:49 +0100, geoff wrote:

Please explain to the users of Riga Station bogs - they seemed to be awash
with giant logs of doom - and they had a hose on a tap in eash stall...

10 times more grim than the grimmest british station bog.


Unclean *******s

It certainly explains the ebb and flow of humanity in that part of
Europe - they're not trying to invade, merely leave.


You mean ... evacuate


--
geoff

On May 9, 10:04*pm, Huge wrote:
On 2012-05-09, ARWadsworth wrote:





Huge wrote:
On 2012-05-09, Andrew Gabriel wrote:
In article ,
John writes:
Dave Liquorice laid this down on his screen :
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing at all when you're young enough and fit enough to squat.

I recall using one as a teenager in France, when I was caught
short with the runs. Not much fun, and notoiletpaper either.

There are so many issues in there ...

Na. You just wipe your arse with your underpants and then throw them away.

Actually, I just used my handkerchief.

There I am, taking a dump in the Louvre, one of the great cultural
centres in the world, and there's no bog paper.

--
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"If there is anyone here who I have not insulted, I beg his
* * * * * *pardon." Johannes Brahms (1833-97).- Hide quoted text -

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You have/had to buy bog paper from the little old lady who guards you
in France,

On May 10, 9:39*am, Tim Watts wrote:
geoff wrote:
In message , Tim Watts
writes
geoff wrote:

In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-08, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing wrong? *Hateful things.

Cleaner and more hygienic

Come on man - with huge turds all over the floor??!!

No, why should there be?

There's a hole for that and usually a saucepan to flush with

Please explain to the users of Riga Station bogs - they seemed to be awash
with giant logs of doom - and they had a hose on a tap in eash stall...

The hose is for washing you arse with.

harry wrote:

On May 10, 9:39 am, Tim Watts wrote:
geoff wrote:
In message , Tim Watts
writes
geoff wrote:

In message , Huge
writes
On 2012-05-08, Dave Liquorice
wrote:
On Tue, 8 May 2012 00:33:35 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploa...-quick-fix.jpg

Why bother with all that construction? Nothing wrong with the
squatter.

Nothing wrong? Hateful things.

Cleaner and more hygienic

Come on man - with huge turds all over the floor??!!

No, why should there be?

There's a hole for that and usually a saucepan to flush with

Please explain to the users of Riga Station bogs - they seemed to be
awash with giant logs of doom - and they had a hose on a tap in eash
stall...

The hose is for washing you arse with.

I guessed that - pity it did not extend to washing the floor when the
punters missed!
--
Tim Watts