and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message...
and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

The perils of naked plumbing!


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Simon (aka Dark Angel)
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On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:36:02 +0000, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

WD-40 would probably have fixed it...
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On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:36:02 +0000, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

"Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out
of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused
it to become aroused."

- couldn't they have just shown him pictures of Margaret Thatcher in the
nud or something?

On Jan 7, 8:27 pm, Jules
wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:36:02 +0000, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

"Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out
of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused
it to become aroused."

- couldn't they have just shown him pictures of Margaret Thatcher in the
nud or something?

maybe they already told him that loads of firemen were coming...

NB it was the "restricted blood flow" that caused the arousal? erm....
presumably he must have stuck his cock in a bit of SS pipe *not*
expecting to get a stiffy then.....surely viagra would have been a
better idea? or a new woman!

JimK

Jules
wibbled on Thursday 07 January 2010 20:27

On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:36:02 +0000, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

"Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out
of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused
it to become aroused."

- couldn't they have just shown him pictures of Margaret Thatcher in the
nud or something?

No one's said pressure washer?...

--
Tim Watts

You know you need more insulation when the snow blanket on the roof makes
the house 3 degrees warmer...

On Jan 7, 8:54 pm, Tim W wrote:
Jules
wibbled on Thursday 07 January 2010 20:27

On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:36:02 +0000, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

"Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out
of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused
it to become aroused."

- couldn't they have just shown him pictures of Margaret Thatcher in the
nud or something?

No one's said pressure washer?...

--
Tim Watts

You know you need more insulation when the snow blanket on the roof makes
the house 3 degrees warmer...

where would you recommend it be pointed....:))

On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:54:42 +0000, Tim W wrote:

Jules
wibbled on Thursday 07 January 2010 20:27

On Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:36:02 +0000, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

"Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out
of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused
it to become aroused."

- couldn't they have just shown him pictures of Margaret Thatcher in the
nud or something?

No one's said pressure washer?...

Nah, they look the same with their clothes off.

JimK
wibbled on Thursday 07 January 2010 20:57


where would you recommend it be pointed....:))

Other end of pipe?

Something interesting is bound to happen

--
Tim Watts

You know you need more insulation when the snow blanket on the roof makes
the house 3 degrees warmer...

On 7 Jan, 18:36, Grimly Curmudgeon
wrote:
and smoke ithttp://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

I read this, sent it on as a good story and then thought - that just
can't be true. Interestingly Snopes.com have a not dissimilar story
that is true -

http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/pool.asp

You would have thought that a hospital would have had (a) ice to try
cooling it - dry ice would really cool his ardour, or (b) a relaxant
injection. It does seem a bit excessive to have to use mechanical
cutting devices that close to the body.

I'll take advantage of this to issue my annual warning about angle
grinders - watch where the sparks go; my Dad didn't and they set fire
to him and a bottle of white spirit which exploded.

Rob

"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message
...
and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

Beware when you see a pipe bender advertised ;-)

Generous to asssume that it had become aroused AFTER it had been stuck in
the pipe.

Still poor reporting, though!
What diameter pipe?
I think we should be told.

On Jan 7, 9:26 pm, "David WE Roberts" wrote:
"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message

...

and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

Beware when you see a pipe bender advertised ;-)

Still poor reporting, though!

it is the mirror ffs!

What diameter pipe?
I think we should be told.

and length? - alas you'll need "Screws of the World" for that level of
tittery..

Surely the firemen could have all got hold and just pulled it off ....
or is that what he wanted....

erm yes - I've already got me coat
JimK

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
and smoke it
http://tinyurl.com/angle-grinder2

One supposes if he had been a convict, they would have left it, from the
headline.