I claim a record. I put 8 items through, every one scanned OK, they all
fitted on the scales, and I paid without any help from the eight of so
staff hovering. I thought they were going to clap as I went out!
I almost beat my mate who queued for the one human-checkout too.
R.

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:57:45 +0000, TheOldFellow wrote:

I claim a record. I put 8 items through, every one scanned OK, they all
fitted on the scales, and I paid without any help from the eight of so
staff hovering. I thought they were going to clap as I went out!

I noticed yesterday that the ghastly conveyor belt self op checkouts
in Tesco Carlisle have disappeared. Double the quantity in/scan/bag
it types have replaced them.

I almost beat my mate who queued for the one human-checkout too.

So they are slower than a real checkout. Stores can't be using
"throughput of customers" as the reason for these abonimations, just
that they don't need so many (expensive) operators.

--
Cheers
Dave.

"TheOldFellow" wrote in message
. ..
I claim a record. I put 8 items through, every one scanned OK, they all
fitted on the scales, and I paid without any help from the eight of so
staff hovering. I thought they were going to clap as I went out!
I almost beat my mate who queued for the one human-checkout too.
R.


Did you but dowel, trunking or grommets?

Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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"TheOldFellow" wrote in message
. ..
I claim a record. I put 8 items through, every one scanned OK, they all
fitted on the scales, and I paid without any help from the eight of so
staff hovering. I thought they were going to clap as I went out!
I almost beat my mate who queued for the one human-checkout too.
R.


Did you but dowel, trunking or grommets?
^^^
buy

Adam

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:57:45 +0000, TheOldFellow
wrote:

I claim a record. I put 8 items through, every one scanned OK, they all
fitted on the scales, and I paid without any help from the eight of so
staff hovering. I thought they were going to clap as I went out!
I almost beat my mate who queued for the one human-checkout too.
R.

Not scanned a thing myself yet.

The last time we went the girl who was assisting the self-serve wasn't
even officially at work.
She did say the public is worried about their jobs being lost but
they needn't worry as they'll always need checkout people.

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http://www.holidayunder100.co.uk

On Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:48:26 +0000, mogga wrote:

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:57:45 +0000, TheOldFellow
wrote:

I claim a record. I put 8 items through, every one scanned OK, they all
fitted on the scales, and I paid without any help from the eight of so
staff hovering. I thought they were going to clap as I went out!
I almost beat my mate who queued for the one human-checkout too.
R.

Not scanned a thing myself yet.

The last time we went the girl who was assisting the self-serve wasn't
even officially at work.
She did say the public is worried about their jobs being lost but
they needn't worry as they'll always need checkout people.

My local B&Q warehouse generally has very few checkouts open, so always
involves queuing, making it faster to go through the self service that
typically has little or no queue.

On the other hand, a local supermarket is a pain - it refuses to let me use
my own (large and strong) bags - either complaining that I've not put the
scanned items in the bag if I place my bags on the floor and fill them
there or complaining of an unexpected item in the bagging area if I put my
bag in the right place! This always involves a member of staff using their
electronic key to override the warnings.

SteveW

Steve Walker wrote:
On Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:48:26 +0000, mogga wrote:

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:57:45 +0000, TheOldFellow
wrote:

I claim a record. I put 8 items through, every one scanned OK,
they all fitted on the scales, and I paid without any help from the
eight of so staff hovering. I thought they were going to clap as I
went out!
I almost beat my mate who queued for the one human-checkout too.
R.

Not scanned a thing myself yet.

The last time we went the girl who was assisting the self-serve
wasn't even officially at work.
She did say the public is worried about their jobs being lost but
they needn't worry as they'll always need checkout people.

My local B&Q warehouse generally has very few checkouts open, so
always involves queuing, making it faster to go through the self
service that typically has little or no queue.

On the other hand, a local supermarket is a pain - it refuses to let
me use my own (large and strong) bags - either complaining that I've
not put the scanned items in the bag if I place my bags on the floor
and fill them there or complaining of an unexpected item in the
bagging area if I put my bag in the right place! This always involves
a member of staff using their electronic key to override the warnings.

I sadly have the same T-shirt at various outlets.

A couple of weeks ago, buying batteries for Pater's smoke alarms, Tescoid's
would not allow me to buy more than one through the self leaving till. I
gave up and left a Tescdroid to sort out the mayhem as I found a free (thank
goodness) humanly operated till close by.

"mogga" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:57:45 +0000, TheOldFellow
wrote:

I claim a record. I put 8 items through, every one scanned OK, they all
fitted on the scales, and I paid without any help from the eight of so
staff hovering. I thought they were going to clap as I went out!
I almost beat my mate who queued for the one human-checkout too.
R.

Not scanned a thing myself yet.

The last time we went the girl who was assisting the self-serve wasn't
even officially at work.
She did say the public is worried about their jobs being lost but
they needn't worry as they'll always need checkout people.

hang on, this is Been and Queued, there's only 1 person who can loose their
job as a checkout operator there.

Steve Walker wrote:
On Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:48:26 +0000, mogga wrote:

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:57:45 +0000, TheOldFellow
wrote:

I claim a record. I put 8 items through, every one scanned OK,
they all fitted on the scales, and I paid without any help from the
eight of so staff hovering. I thought they were going to clap as I
went out!
I almost beat my mate who queued for the one human-checkout too.
R.

Not scanned a thing myself yet.

The last time we went the girl who was assisting the self-serve
wasn't even officially at work.
She did say the public is worried about their jobs being lost but
they needn't worry as they'll always need checkout people.

My local B&Q warehouse generally has very few checkouts open, so
always involves queuing, making it faster to go through the self
service that typically has little or no queue.

On the other hand, a local supermarket is a pain - it refuses to let
me use my own (large and strong) bags - either complaining that I've
not put the scanned items in the bag if I place my bags on the floor
and fill them there or complaining of an unexpected item in the
bagging area if I put my bag in the right place! This always involves
a member of staff using their electronic key to override the warnings.

Only problem I've had was last week. Had about 10 items, 2 of which were
bottles of wine. When I'd finished only 1 bottle appeared on the screen so,
being an honest chap I called the droid over. She looked on her screen &
saw only one, so told me to scan one again.

I paid & checked the reciept which showed 3 bottles. Droid took me to
customer services desk & they credited me with twice the amount - apparently
if its their mistake they refund double.

Nice one. Free bottle of plonk. Honesty is sometimes the best policy.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk