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Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam |
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"ARWadworth" wrote in message om... Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam What is she like? Can I have her number???? Brad ;-)) |
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"ARWadworth" wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead? Or how about a makeover? |
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On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:19:11 UTC, "BRAD"
wrote: "ARWadworth" wrote in message om... Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam What is she like? Can I have her number???? Brad ;-)) I expect Adam is dumping her from a distance for a very good reason! -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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"Bruce" wrote in message ... "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead? Or how about a makeover? I wonder if I could get a grant for that?? Brad |
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On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:34:41 +0000, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:19:11 UTC, "BRAD" wrote: "ARWadworth" wrote in message om... Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam What is she like? Can I have her number???? Brad ;-)) I expect Adam is dumping her from a distance for a very good reason! W|ell, if you're forewarned at least you can just have a go then have an escape route prepared ;-) |
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"Bruce" wrote in message ... "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead? Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for? Or how about a makeover? |
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"Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message ... "Bruce" wrote in message ... "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead? Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for? Or how about a makeover? Times are hard - sell her on eBay AWEM |
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Andrew Mawson wrote:
"Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message ... "Bruce" wrote in message ... "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead? Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for? Or how about a makeover? Times are hard - sell her on eBay AWEM If the property market is anything to go by then maybe you should be considering renting her out? lol Bob |
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"PCPaul" wrote in message om... On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:34:41 +0000, Bob Eager wrote: On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:19:11 UTC, "BRAD" wrote: "ARWadworth" wrote in message om... Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam What is she like? Can I have her number???? Brad ;-)) I expect Adam is dumping her from a distance for a very good reason! W|ell, if you're forewarned at least you can just have a go then have an escape route prepared ;-) I have body armour and a fast car !!! |
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"Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message ... "Bruce" wrote in message ... "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead? Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for? Or how about a makeover? That's true ! Brad |
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"Andrew Mawson" wrote in message ... "Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message ... "Bruce" wrote in message ... "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead? Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for? Or how about a makeover? Times are hard - sell her on eBay AWEM "But It Now ".... or "Best Offer" ?? Brad |
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"Bob Minchin" wrote in message ... Andrew Mawson wrote: "Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message ... "Bruce" wrote in message ... "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead? Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for? Or how about a makeover? Times are hard - sell her on eBay AWEM If the property market is anything to go by then maybe you should be considering renting her out? lol Bob Fully Furnished I hope !!!! Brad |
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On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you. Rob |
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ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Slip out the back Jack, get a new plan Stan, hop on the bus Gus, drop off the key Lee, you don't need to be coy Roy. I'll try & find the other 45 to see if there's one for Adam... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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ARWadworth wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. None of these, cheapskate. ;-) A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to invent a good reason. Have a look he- http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003...9/simonjeffery Or tell her you're gay. No reflection on her then. -- He who laughs last, thinks slowest* Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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"robgraham" wrote in message ... On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you. So answer ther question. Which method should I use? Adam |
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article , ARWadworth wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. None of these, cheapskate. ;-) A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to invent a good reason. Have a look he- http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003...9/simonjeffery Or tell her you're gay. No reflection on her then. What? Having or showing a merry, lively mood, being bright or showy, given to or abounding in social or other pleasures or being licentious; dissipated; wanton? How will that help? :-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message ... In article , ARWadworth wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. None of these, cheapskate. ;-) A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to invent a good reason. Have a look he- http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003...9/simonjeffery I see that Bobbitt is on that list. Thanks Adam |
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ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam Email, attaching the naked pictures of her which you will publish to the internet if she makes a fuss. Si |
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On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:58:50 +0100, Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot wrote:
ARWadworth wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam Email, attaching the naked pictures of her which you will publish to the internet if she makes a fuss. And just in case she does find you, better send a copy to me as well, for 'safe keeping'. As long as you're not in them as well, obviously... |
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ARWadworth wrote:
"robgraham" wrote in message ... On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you. So answer ther question. Which method should I use? As long as it involves an angle-grinder, it'll have the ukdiy seal of approval |
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On Aug 31, 9:25*pm, "ARWadworth"
wrote: So answer ther question. Which method should I use? Are you looking for serious suggestions? If so, I'd suggest none of them. Do it in person - face to face - even if it earns you a slap. That way you will have given her as much dignity as possible, under the circumstances. It's more honorable too. -- Nige Danton |
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article , ARWadworth wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. None of these, cheapskate. ;-) A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to invent a good reason. Have a look he- http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003...9/simonjeffery ======= 14. Robin Cook Abandoned his wife of nearly 30 years in favour of his secretary at the prompting of the prime minister's then press secretary, Alastair Campbell. He phoned Cook at an airport and told him to choose between them there and then. Cook is now happily married to Gaynor. ======= Ain't payback a bitch.... |
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Yes, do it in such a way that you might take some degree of pride from it in
the future - and maybe become a better man for it - rather than the bodgy cack-handed amateur methods you started off considering. J^n |
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writes Fully Furnished I hope !!!! Brad I'm not gonna ask about the carpets. -- Clint Sharp |
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, robgraham writes On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you. It's highly relevant here, once she's dumped he's going to have to DIY. Rob -- Clint Sharp |
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writes So answer ther question. Which method should I use? As long as it involves an angle-grinder, it'll have the ukdiy seal of approval Oooh, can I be the first to mention body filler? -- Clint Sharp |
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Clint Sharp wrote:
In message , robgraham writes On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you. It's highly relevant here, once she's dumped he's going to have to DIY. Nah. He has a schoolgirl IIRC. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:04:37 +0100, Clint Sharp wrote:
In message , BRAD writes Fully Furnished I hope !!!! Brad I'm not gonna ask about the carpets. Coia matting? Don. |
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I'm not gonna ask about the carpets.
Still got an intact rug ? |
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Cerberus . wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:04:37 +0100, Clint Sharp wrote: In message , BRAD writes Fully Furnished I hope !!!! Brad I'm not gonna ask about the carpets. Coia matting? Don. That will bring colour to the cheeks! Bob |
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"The Night Tripper" wrote in message
et... Yes, do it in such a way that you might take some degree of pride from it in the future - and maybe become a better man for it - rather than the bodgy cack-handed amateur methods you started off considering. There are plenty of girls out there that "doing the manly thing" is not the right way to go. Plenty of nutters that you want to be well clear from before setting them off with news like that! :-) |
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In message , Cerberus .
writes On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:04:37 +0100, Clint Sharp wrote: In message , BRAD writes Fully Furnished I hope !!!! Brad I'm not gonna ask about the carpets. Coia matting? Don. LOL, with 'Welcome' woven into it. Maybe that's why he wants to dump her. -- Clint Sharp |
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Bob Minchin wrote:
Cerberus . wrote: On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:04:37 +0100, Clint Sharp wrote: In message , BRAD writes Fully Furnished I hope !!!! Brad I'm not gonna ask about the carpets. Coia matting? Don. That will bring colour to the cheeks! Which cheeks :-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam No one has noticed that Mr Wadworth is trying to dispose of a 'girl**fiend**'. Does this not make a major difference to the advise we should be giving him ? This justifies the 'stake through the heart' and lots of garlic methinks. Rob |
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"BRAD" wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message .. . "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead? Or how about a makeover? I wonder if I could get a grant for that?? I'll sponsor you for £1. ;-) |
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robgraham wrote:
On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote: Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam No one has noticed that Mr Wadworth is trying to dispose of a 'girl**fiend**'. Does this not make a major difference to the advise we should be giving him ? This justifies the 'stake through the heart' and lots of garlic methinks. If he's dumping her, why waste money on a good steak and all that garlic? A portion of chips, a peck on the cheek and it's tatty-bye! ;-) |
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There are plenty of girls out there that "doing the manly thing" is not the right way to go. Plenty of nutters that you want to be well clear from before setting them off with news like that! :-) I didn't say 'doing the manly thing', you'll notice. So how is it that a bloke ends up with one of these? Try building in some pre-buying discrimination about the quality of your accessories ... ;-/ J^n |
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ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe. Adam Got a bit of a surprise when I opened what I thought was this thread and actually opened a reply to a different thread, but it may still be of some use: I don't think I'd try that - you may end up with a bigger hole than you bargain for - or even two-piece basin! |
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