Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

"ARWadworth" wrote in message
om...
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

What is she like? Can I have her number????
Brad ;-))

On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:19:11 UTC, "BRAD"
wrote:


"ARWadworth" wrote in message
om...
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

What is she like? Can I have her number????
Brad ;-))

I expect Adam is dumping her from a distance for a very good reason!

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On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:34:41 +0000, Bob Eager wrote:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:19:11 UTC, "BRAD"
wrote:


"ARWadworth" wrote in message
om...
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These
options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

What is she like? Can I have her number???? Brad ;-))

I expect Adam is dumping her from a distance for a very good reason!

W|ell, if you're forewarned at least you can just have a go then have an
escape route prepared ;-)

"PCPaul" wrote in message
om...
On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:34:41 +0000, Bob Eager wrote:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:19:11 UTC, "BRAD"
wrote:


"ARWadworth" wrote in message
om...
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These
options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

What is she like? Can I have her number???? Brad ;-))

I expect Adam is dumping her from a distance for a very good reason!

W|ell, if you're forewarned at least you can just have a go then have an
escape route prepared ;-)


I have body armour and a fast car !!!

"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her
instead?

Or how about a makeover?

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her
instead?

Or how about a makeover?


I wonder if I could get a grant for that??
Brad

"BRAD" wrote:


"Bruce" wrote in message
.. .
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her
instead?

Or how about a makeover?


I wonder if I could get a grant for that??


I'll sponsor you for £1. ;-)

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
"BRAD" wrote:


"Bruce" wrote in message
. ..
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her
instead?

Or how about a makeover?


I wonder if I could get a grant for that??


I'll sponsor you for £1. ;-)



Is that a pound a shag? and would that make me a gigolo?

"BRAD" wrote:


"Bruce" wrote in message
.. .
"BRAD" wrote:


"Bruce" wrote in message
...
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her
instead?

Or how about a makeover?


I wonder if I could get a grant for that??


I'll sponsor you for £1. ;-)



Is that a pound a shag?


Yes, but only for the first!


and would that make me a gigolo?


No, because *she* wouldn't be paying you. ;-)

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her
instead?

Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for?

Or how about a makeover?

"Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message
...

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling
her
instead?

Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for?

Or how about a makeover?





Times are hard - sell her on eBay

AWEM

Andrew Mawson wrote:
"Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message
...
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling
her
instead?
Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for?
Or how about a makeover?




Times are hard - sell her on eBay

AWEM

If the property market is anything to go by then maybe you should be
considering renting her out? lol

Bob

"Bob Minchin" wrote in message
...
Andrew Mawson wrote:
"Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message
...
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling
her
instead?
Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for?
Or how about a makeover?




Times are hard - sell her on eBay

AWEM

If the property market is anything to go by then maybe you should be
considering renting her out? lol

Bob

Fully Furnished I hope !!!!
Brad

"Andrew Mawson" wrote in message
...

"Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message
...

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling
her
instead?

Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for?

Or how about a makeover?





Times are hard - sell her on eBay

AWEM


"But It Now ".... or "Best Offer" ??
Brad

BRAD wrote:

"But It Now "

Oh... if you insist!
:¬)

"Heliotrope Smith" wrote in message
...

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her
instead?

Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for?

Or how about a makeover?



That's true !
Brad

On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and
DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.

Rob

"robgraham" wrote in message
...
On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and
DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.


So answer ther question. Which method should I use?

Adam

ARWadworth wrote:
"robgraham" wrote in message
...
On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth"
wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and
DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.


So answer ther question. Which method should I use?


As long as it involves an angle-grinder, it'll have the ukdiy seal of
approval

In message , Steve Walker
writes
So answer ther question. Which method should I use?


As long as it involves an angle-grinder, it'll have the ukdiy seal of
approval
Oooh, can I be the first to mention body filler?



--
Clint Sharp

On Aug 31, 9:25*pm, "ARWadworth"
wrote:
So answer ther question. Which method should I use?

Are you looking for serious suggestions? If so, I'd suggest none of
them.

Do it in person - face to face - even if it earns you a slap. That way
you will have given her as much dignity as possible, under the
circumstances. It's more honorable too.

--
Nige Danton

Yes, do it in such a way that you might take some degree of pride from it in
the future - and maybe become a better man for it - rather than the bodgy
cack-handed amateur methods you started off considering.

J^n

"The Night Tripper" wrote in message
et...
Yes, do it in such a way that you might take some degree of pride from it
in
the future - and maybe become a better man for it - rather than the bodgy
cack-handed amateur methods you started off considering.

There are plenty of girls out there that "doing the manly thing" is not the
right way to go. Plenty of nutters that you want to be well clear from
before setting them off with news like that! :-)

"Nige Danton" wrote in message
...
On Aug 31, 9:25 pm, "ARWadworth"
wrote:
So answer ther question. Which method should I use?

Are you looking for serious suggestions? If so, I'd suggest none of
them.

Do it in person - face to face - even if it earns you a slap. That way
you will have given her as much dignity as possible, under the
circumstances. It's more honorable too.

--
Nige Danton

Just do us all a favour though and let us know what happens, that is going
to be really entertaining !!
Brad

In message
,
robgraham writes
On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and
DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.
It's highly relevant here, once she's dumped he's going to have to DIY.

Rob

--
Clint Sharp

Clint Sharp wrote:
In message
,
robgraham writes
On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth"
wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and
DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.
It's highly relevant here, once she's dumped he's going to have to
DIY.

Nah. He has a schoolgirl IIRC.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
om...
Clint Sharp wrote:
In message
,
robgraham writes
On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth"
wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and
DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.
It's highly relevant here, once she's dumped he's going to have to
DIY.

Nah. He has a schoolgirl IIRC.

The teenager went last week. The gilrfriend proper went yesterday with a
text message "Welcome to Dumpsville, population one". Thanks to Homer
Simpson for that one.

And the reason I dumped her was for attacking me with a garden rake when I
called her a thick cow. And the reason I called her a thick cow was for
answering my mobile phone to a withheld number that had a 17 year old 1st
year appentice I had fired last week ranting and threatening to burn my van
and house down etc on the other end. She gave him my address!!!!

Adam

ARWadworth wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in
message om...
Clint Sharp wrote:
In message
,
robgraham writes
On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth"
wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and
DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.
It's highly relevant here, once she's dumped he's going to have to
DIY.

Nah. He has a schoolgirl IIRC.

The teenager went last week. The gilrfriend proper went yesterday
with a text message "Welcome to Dumpsville, population one". Thanks
to Homer Simpson for that one.

And the reason I dumped her was for attacking me with a garden rake
when I called her a thick cow. And the reason I called her a thick
cow was for answering my mobile phone to a withheld number that had a
17 year old 1st year appentice I had fired last week ranting and
threatening to burn my van and house down etc on the other end. She
gave him my address!!!!

On the Chatsworth Estate no doubt?

:-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

"robgraham" wrote in message
...
On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and
DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.

Rob

I'll do it for him.

ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Slip out the back Jack, get a new plan Stan, hop on the bus Gus, drop off
the key Lee, you don't need to be coy Roy.

I'll try & find the other 45 to see if there's one for Adam...


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

In article ,
ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

None of these, cheapskate. ;-)

A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to
invent a good reason. Have a look he-

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003...9/simonjeffery

Or tell her you're gay. No reflection on her then.

--
He who laughs last, thinks slowest*

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

None of these, cheapskate. ;-)

A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to
invent a good reason. Have a look he-

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003...9/simonjeffery

Or tell her you're gay. No reflection on her then.

What? Having or showing a merry, lively mood, being bright or showy, given
to or abounding in social or other pleasures or being licentious;
dissipated; wanton? How will that help?

:-)


--
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www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

None of these, cheapskate. ;-)

A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to
invent a good reason. Have a look he-

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003...9/simonjeffery

I see that Bobbitt is on that list. Thanks

Adam

"ARWadworth" wrote in message
m...

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

None of these, cheapskate. ;-)

A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to
invent a good reason. Have a look he-

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003...9/simonjeffery

I see that Bobbitt is on that list. Thanks

Adam

That's it then, hide the steak knives lad.
Brad

Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

None of these, cheapskate. ;-)

A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to
invent a good reason. Have a look he-

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003...9/simonjeffery


=======

14. Robin Cook
Abandoned his wife of nearly 30 years in favour of his secretary at the
prompting of the prime minister's then press secretary, Alastair Campbell.
He phoned Cook at an airport and told him to choose between them there and
then. Cook is now happily married to Gaynor.

=======

Ain't payback a bitch....

ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

Email, attaching the naked pictures of her which you will publish to the
internet if she makes a fuss.

Si

On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:58:50 +0100, Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot wrote:

ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options
are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

Email, attaching the naked pictures of her which you will publish to the
internet if she makes a fuss.

And just in case she does find you, better send a copy to me as well, for
'safe keeping'.

As long as you're not in them as well, obviously...

"Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot" wrote in message
...
ARWadworth wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

Email, attaching the naked pictures of her which you will publish to the
internet if she makes a fuss.

Si

PUBLISH AND BE DAMNED, LET US ALL SEE.
Brad

On 31 Aug, 12:15, "ARWadworth" wrote:
Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

No one has noticed that Mr Wadworth is trying to dispose of a
'girl**fiend**'. Does this not make a major difference to the advise
we should be giving him ?

This justifies the 'stake through the heart' and lots of garlic
methinks.

Rob