"BRAD" wrote:


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"BRAD" wrote:


"Bruce" wrote in message
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"ARWadworth" wrote:

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over.
These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.


In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her
instead?

Or how about a makeover?


I wonder if I could get a grant for that??


I'll sponsor you for £1. ;-)



Is that a pound a shag?


Yes, but only for the first!


and would that make me a gigolo?


No, because *she* wouldn't be paying you. ;-)