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fat man stuck in my chimney
Theres a fat man stuck halfway down my chimney
and a terrible rattling on my roof and broken slates are falling off it what do you suggest? george |
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wrote in message ... Theres a fat man stuck halfway down my chimney and a terrible rattling on my roof and broken slates are falling off it what do you suggest? george Scouser with a six pack? Arthur |
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, " writes Theres a fat man stuck halfway down my chimney and a terrible rattling on my roof and broken slates are falling off it what do you suggest? mince pies and sherry -- geoff |
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fat man stuck in my chimney
Theres a fat man stuck halfway down my chimney
and a terrible rattling on my roof and broken slates are falling off it what do you suggest? Light a fire under him - before long, the wicking action of his clothing will have him looking like a "spontaneous combustion" victim. |
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wrote in message ... Theres a fat man stuck halfway down my chimney and a terrible rattling on my roof and broken slates are falling off it what do you suggest? Buy a more modern house. They have tiles on them now not slates and they don't break so easily. -- Dave Baker Puma Race Engines |
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fat man stuck in my chimney
On 2007-12-24 22:28:23 +0000, "
said: Theres a fat man stuck halfway down my chimney and a terrible rattling on my roof and broken slates are falling off it what do you suggest? george So *that's* what John Prescott is doing for a living these days..... |
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fat man stuck in my chimney
wrote in message ... Theres a fat man stuck halfway down my chimney and a terrible rattling on my roof and broken slates are falling off it what do you suggest? george Put the video on xtube |
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fat man stuck in my chimney
On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 23:10:44 GMT, geoff wrote:
what do you suggest? mince pies and sherry Boring. I'm afraid it might have been the home made cider top and chocolate loaf that has given problems further on. He did leave a very apprciative note and the reindeer liked the banana. -- Cheers Dave. pam is missing e-mail |
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On Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:28:23 -0800 (PST)
" wrote: Theres a fat man stuck halfway down my chimney and a terrible rattling on my roof and broken slates are falling off it what do you suggest? george Reindeer steak for lunch? R. |
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