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On 5 Oct, 13:26, "
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Ouch. The one through the bone must have hurt.
I wonder if they will let him into the carpentry workshop in jail.
Simon.

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Kid stuff, this is how to misuse a nail gun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3685791.stm

I've just bought 2 boxes of 1000 paslode nails - according to my
calculations that's sufficient for £1.6M in compensation.

On 2007-10-05 16:20:59 +0100, " said:

I've just bought 2 boxes of 1000 paslode nails - according to my
calculations that's sufficient for £1.6M in compensation.

yes but you'd have to deduct half of that to pay for the gas cylinders
to fire them.

On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:20:59 -0700, wrote:

I've just bought 2 boxes of 1000 paslode nails - according to my
calculations that's sufficient for £1.6M in compensation.

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Your wife will be delighted to know that. Have you made a will?

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Steve Firth wrote:
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Kid stuff, this is how to misuse a nail gun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3685791.stm

Hmmm, how can you 'slip' using a nailgun and fire nails into the 'back' of
your head?

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Your wife will be delighted to know that. Have you made a will?

2000 nails is a bit much for one person. I was thinking about a nail
gun injury service - how many nails would sir like?

On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 22:37:27 -0700, wrote:


Your wife will be delighted to know that. Have you made a will?
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2000 nails is a bit much for one person. I was thinking about a nail gun
injury service - how many nails would sir like?

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It looks like you've created a genuine niche market with a genuinely
'catchy' slogan. Others might take notice.

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In message , Steve Firth
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Kid stuff, this is how to misuse a nail gun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3685791.stm

Feh, it takes an Austrian to do it properly.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18/austrian_roofer/

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bof wrote:

In message , Steve Firth
writes
wrote:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ymk6d

Kid stuff, this is how to misuse a nail gun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3685791.stm

Feh, it takes an Austrian to do it properly.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18/austrian_roofer/

It must be somethng to do with being Austrian. I have a friend who used
to work as "The Austrian Carpenter". A few years ago just about every
insurance company in the UK refused to cover him because of his apalling
accident record. I think his classic was standing back to admire his
work and falling through the open loft hatch behind him. He also fell
through more ceilings than I can remember.