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[email protected] October 5th 07 01:26 PM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ymk6d


sm_jamieson October 5th 07 01:48 PM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
On 5 Oct, 13:26, "
wrote:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ymk6d


Ouch. The one through the bone must have hurt.
I wonder if they will let him into the carpentry workshop in jail.
Simon.


Steve Firth October 5th 07 02:03 PM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
wrote:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ymk6d

Kid stuff, this is how to misuse a nail gun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3685791.stm

[email protected] October 5th 07 04:20 PM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
I've just bought 2 boxes of 1000 paslode nails - according to my
calculations that's sufficient for £1.6M in compensation.


Andy Hall October 5th 07 05:21 PM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
On 2007-10-05 16:20:59 +0100, " said:

I've just bought 2 boxes of 1000 paslode nails - according to my
calculations that's sufficient for £1.6M in compensation.


yes but you'd have to deduct half of that to pay for the gas cylinders
to fire them.



Cicero October 5th 07 05:29 PM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:20:59 -0700, wrote:

I've just bought 2 boxes of 1000 paslode nails - according to my
calculations that's sufficient for £1.6M in compensation.


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Your wife will be delighted to know that. Have you made a will?

Cic.
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ThePunisher October 5th 07 09:14 PM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
Steve Firth wrote:
wrote:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ymk6d

Kid stuff, this is how to misuse a nail gun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3685791.stm


Hmmm, how can you 'slip' using a nailgun and fire nails into the 'back' of
your head?

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[email protected] October 6th 07 06:37 AM

How not to use a nail gun.
 

Your wife will be delighted to know that. Have you made a will?


2000 nails is a bit much for one person. I was thinking about a nail
gun injury service - how many nails would sir like?


Cicero October 6th 07 08:20 AM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 22:37:27 -0700, wrote:


Your wife will be delighted to know that. Have you made a will?

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2000 nails is a bit much for one person. I was thinking about a nail gun
injury service - how many nails would sir like?


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It looks like you've created a genuine niche market with a genuinely
'catchy' slogan. Others might take notice.

Cic.
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Using Ubuntu Linux
Windows shown the door
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bof October 6th 07 10:09 AM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
In message , Steve Firth
writes
wrote:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ymk6d


Kid stuff, this is how to misuse a nail gun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3685791.stm


Feh, it takes an Austrian to do it properly.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18/austrian_roofer/

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Steve Firth October 6th 07 12:03 PM

How not to use a nail gun.
 
bof wrote:

In message , Steve Firth
writes
wrote:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ymk6d


Kid stuff, this is how to misuse a nail gun:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3685791.stm


Feh, it takes an Austrian to do it properly.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18/austrian_roofer/


It must be somethng to do with being Austrian. I have a friend who used
to work as "The Austrian Carpenter". A few years ago just about every
insurance company in the UK refused to cover him because of his apalling
accident record. I think his classic was standing back to admire his
work and falling through the open loft hatch behind him. He also fell
through more ceilings than I can remember.


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