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"Dave" wrote in message ... willshak wrote: on 9/15/2007 5:17 PM Rich Grise said the following: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:12:14 -0400, Michael A. Terrell wrote: willshak wrote: You had dirt to grow berries in? i know, you were so poor that you had to use borrowed belly button lint to grow berries from seeds found in bird droppings, and you liked it that way. Sheesh! You only get belly button lint if you can afford clothes! ;-) Cheers! Rich You had a belly button? Talking about belly buttons, what causes a woman's to protrude when they get pregnant? The same thing that makes them have to pee every five minutes- lack of room. Anything that can get shoved out of the way or compressed, does. aem sends... |
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:02:36 GMT, Rich Grise wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:37:34 -0400, J. Clarke wrote: ameijers wrote: ... pony tail as a teenager, but am back to above-the collar now. The current buzz-cut fad, presumably war-inspired, leaves me cold. Doubt that it really has anything to do with war. It has _everything_ to do with war. Militaries have regulated hair length and beard length (or even a mandatory clean shave) for centuries, because even the Phoenicians knew what a convenient hand-hold either one is. Also to prevent major lice infestations. I saw a guy in the NFL get pulled down by his hair, and it wasn't a foul, because the defender hadn't grabbed his face mask, horse-collared him, or clotheslined him, but pulled him down by his own body part, as if he'd had his arm or something. It was the guy's hair, but the NFL ruled that if he's stupid enough to leave it dangle out of his hat like that, that it's fair game. I wear my hair long, but I go to great lengths (pun unintended, but noted) to avoid altercations with drunks. :-) Cheers! Rich Cops used to wear uniform shirts with those nifty epaulets on the shoulders. Great hand holds for the bad guys. I cut mine loose and put velcro on the shirt and epaulets. First bad ass to grab one as he had so many before, stood there staring at it with a surprised and stupid look on his face, long enough for me to chop him down like an oak with my baton. Gunner |
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on 9/16/2007 3:31 PM Gunner Asch said the following:
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:02:36 GMT, Rich Grise wrote: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:37:34 -0400, J. Clarke wrote: ameijers wrote: ... pony tail as a teenager, but am back to above-the collar now. The current buzz-cut fad, presumably war-inspired, leaves me cold. Doubt that it really has anything to do with war. It has _everything_ to do with war. Militaries have regulated hair length and beard length (or even a mandatory clean shave) for centuries, because even the Phoenicians knew what a convenient hand-hold either one is. Also to prevent major lice infestations. I saw a guy in the NFL get pulled down by his hair, and it wasn't a foul, because the defender hadn't grabbed his face mask, horse-collared him, or clotheslined him, but pulled him down by his own body part, as if he'd had his arm or something. It was the guy's hair, but the NFL ruled that if he's stupid enough to leave it dangle out of his hat like that, that it's fair game. I wear my hair long, but I go to great lengths (pun unintended, but noted) to avoid altercations with drunks. :-) Cheers! Rich Cops used to wear uniform shirts with those nifty epaulets on the shoulders. Great hand holds for the bad guys. I cut mine loose and put velcro on the shirt and epaulets. First bad ass to grab one as he had so many before, stood there staring at it with a surprised and stupid look on his face, long enough for me to chop him down like an oak with my baton. Gunner How times have changed. When I started, I wore a Sam Browne belt with the leather shoulder strap over a dress blouse. It wasn't until the 70's when the strap became a hazard, and we became pigs, that it was removed. -- Bill In Hamptonburgh, NY To email, remove the double zeroes after @ |
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On Sep 8, 6:53 pm, "Bob Eager" wrote:
On Sat, 8 Sep 2007 22:47:23 UTC, "Dave Gordon" d@p wrote: What have been the worst (serious or humorous) handyman or handywoman accidents that you've experienced so far (or someone you know, or saw it happen to, got to experience) and please elaborate on what unfortunately went wrong. Don't really want to feed this journalist/'researcher' but.. (a not uncommon scenario) I worked in a large garage for a couple of summers. Guy fiddling around under dashboard of car. Wearing watch with stainless steel bracelet. Yes...shorted heavy 12 volt cable to car body via bracelet. Lots of current and heat. I wear a loose, thin stainless steel chain on one wrist. Take it off when working inside PCs, on cars, near batteries, etc... Traditional "grounding strap" when working on static sensitive MOSFETs is a steel wris****ch band connected via a 1 meg resistor to a wire connected to a grounded pipe. |
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On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:20:52 UTC, Ferd Farkel
wrote: On Sep 8, 6:53 pm, "Bob Eager" wrote: On Sat, 8 Sep 2007 22:47:23 UTC, "Dave Gordon" d@p wrote: What have been the worst (serious or humorous) handyman or handywoman accidents that you've experienced so far (or someone you know, or saw it happen to, got to experience) and please elaborate on what unfortunately went wrong. Don't really want to feed this journalist/'researcher' but.. (a not uncommon scenario) I worked in a large garage for a couple of summers. Guy fiddling around under dashboard of car. Wearing watch with stainless steel bracelet. Yes...shorted heavy 12 volt cable to car body via bracelet. Lots of current and heat. I wear a loose, thin stainless steel chain on one wrist. Take it off when working inside PCs, on cars, near batteries, etc... Traditional "grounding strap" when working on static sensitive MOSFETs is a steel wris****ch band connected via a 1 meg resistor to a wire connected to a grounded pipe. Pretty stupid idea unless the outside of the band is insulated, though. Proper earthing straps are cheap. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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eschew labor saving devices, work harder and longer. was What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seen so far ?
After a Computer crash and the demise of civilization, it was learned
Gunner wrote on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:07:28 -0700 in rec.crafts.metalworking : On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:03:05 +0100, Colin Wilson REMOVEEVERYTHINGBUTnewsgroup@phoenixbbsZEROSPAM. co.uk wrote: http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cr...ers-per-capita So you're only 3 times more likely to be murdered in the US - so much for guns keeping crime down... With 5 x the population of the UK..seems like we are ahead on safety points. http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cr...rms-per-capita Your stats are working great - we're only 27 times less likely to be murdered by a gun toting luntic 27 times more likely to be murdered by a gun - I wonder why... You left out the part about being murdered by other means, or raped or robbed.. But then..I knew you would. But being raped or robbed, let alone murdered, by someone using something other than a firearm, is morally superior, don'tcha know. Personally, I think these neo-luddites should be forced to do away with other modern labor saving devices, in addition to firearms. It will keep them busy, and in much better shape physically. Not sure it will improve their mental capacity, but then conservatives aren't really into that whole "reeducation through labor" thing. We're more inclined towards "the idle brain is the devil's workshop". tschus pyotr Gunner -- pyotr filipivich "Quemadmoeum gladuis neminem occidit, occidentis telum est. " Lucius Annaeus Seneca, circa 45 AD (A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer's hands.) |
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On 17 Sep 2007 06:39:55 GMT, "Bob Eager" wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:20:52 UTC, Ferd Farkel wrote: On Sep 8, 6:53 pm, "Bob Eager" wrote: On Sat, 8 Sep 2007 22:47:23 UTC, "Dave Gordon" d@p wrote: What have been the worst (serious or humorous) handyman or handywoman accidents that you've experienced so far (or someone you know, or saw it happen to, got to experience) and please elaborate on what unfortunately went wrong. Don't really want to feed this journalist/'researcher' but.. (a not uncommon scenario) I worked in a large garage for a couple of summers. Guy fiddling around under dashboard of car. Wearing watch with stainless steel bracelet. Yes...shorted heavy 12 volt cable to car body via bracelet. Lots of current and heat. I wear a loose, thin stainless steel chain on one wrist. Take it off when working inside PCs, on cars, near batteries, etc... Traditional "grounding strap" when working on static sensitive MOSFETs is a steel wris****ch band connected via a 1 meg resistor to a wire connected to a grounded pipe. Pretty stupid idea unless the outside of the band is insulated, though. Proper earthing straps are cheap. Generally when working with static sensitive electronics your power is also limited toless than an amp. Generally you would blow the protection fuse before heating the bracelet up enough to do any damage. In automotive and high power apps this obviously is not true. -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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About 20 years ago, when I was in the US Navy, I was stationed on a LSD
(Landing Ship Dock). We had a yound machinest that had a string of stupid mistake, and one too many. - He was trying to cut a wrag in half by pulling the knife towards him, knife went thru the rag and slipped into and through his right nostril. Nice fillet job. - Next, he used the same knife to attempt tochang a fuze to the power source for a piece of machinery he was trying to operate. He used it to pry out the 440V 20A fuze and welded the knife and the fuze panel together. - Final and best was when he needed to drill a small hole in a short board. He didn't have a vise in the part of the shop he was in so he put the board on his lap. He was sitting on one of those old military cloth covered stools. He put his weight on the 1/2 " drive drill, and the bit went thru the board, his pants, his underwear, his scrotum, back out thru all of them then into the bottom of the stool. As any of you that have tried to drill thru cloth know, it likes to twist up on the bit. The Chief corpsman and I were walking by and heard him scream. After he analyzed the problem. the Chief corpsman gave me the choice, hold the mans scrotum in place or manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. "Ken" wrote in message oups.com... What have been the worst (serious or humorous) handyman or handywoman accidents that you've experienced so far (or someone you know, or saw it happen to, got to experience) and please elaborate on what unfortunately went wrong. |
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On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:50:03 UTC, clare at snyder.on.ca wrote:
Generally when working with static sensitive electronics your power is also limited toless than an amp. Generally you would blow the protection fuse before heating the bracelet up enough to do any damage. That would include the 30A 5 volt supply, then. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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Neil Larson wrote:
manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. Last thing you need is thick seamen all over the place.... ;-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:34:12 -0500, "Neil Larson"
wrote: About 20 years ago, when I was in the US Navy, I was stationed on a LSD (Landing Ship Dock). We had a yound machinest that had a string of stupid mistake, and one too many. - He was trying to cut a wrag in half by pulling the knife towards him, knife went thru the rag and slipped into and through his right nostril. Nice fillet job. - Next, he used the same knife to attempt tochang a fuze to the power source for a piece of machinery he was trying to operate. He used it to pry out the 440V 20A fuze and welded the knife and the fuze panel together. - Final and best was when he needed to drill a small hole in a short board. He didn't have a vise in the part of the shop he was in so he put the board on his lap. He was sitting on one of those old military cloth covered stools. He put his weight on the 1/2 " drive drill, and the bit went thru the board, his pants, his underwear, his scrotum, back out thru all of them then into the bottom of the stool. As any of you that have tried to drill thru cloth know, it likes to twist up on the bit. The Chief corpsman and I were walking by and heard him scream. After he analyzed the problem. the Chief corpsman gave me the choice, hold the mans scrotum in place or manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. "Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity". Robert A. Heinlein, |
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On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:35:37 +0100, John Rumm
wrote: Neil Larson wrote: manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. Last thing you need is thick seamen all over the place.... ;-) eeewwwwww!!!! Gunner |
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"Gunner Asch" wrote in message ... On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:34:12 -0500, "Neil Larson" wrote: - Final and best was when he needed to drill a small hole in a short board. He didn't have a vise in the part of the shop he was in so he put the board on his lap. He was sitting on one of those old military cloth covered stools. He put his weight on the 1/2 " drive drill, and the bit went thru the board, his pants, his underwear, his scrotum, back out thru all of them then into the bottom of the stool. As any of you that have tried to drill thru cloth know, it likes to twist up on the bit. The Chief corpsman and I were walking by and heard him scream. After he analyzed the problem. the Chief corpsman gave me the choice, hold the mans scrotum in place or manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. "Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime: the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity". Robert A. Heinlein, Yup. One of my favourites. |
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On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:36:16 -0500, "David R. Birch"
wrote: Gunner wrote: On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:51:51 -0500, "David R. Birch" wrote: Gunner wrote: On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:54:36 -0400, "J. Clarke" wrote: So it was the Spanish given smallpox infected blankets to the Indians and paying bounties on scalps? By the time anybody started giving "smallpox infected blankets" to the Indians the indigenous population had already been decimated. Hardly so. Gunner Probably so. The original meaning of "decimated" was "one in ten". Between the Spaniards' genocide and European diseases, a 10% decline between 1492 and the late 1800 isn't unlikely. David The British were gone before 1800. From Canada? Other new world colonies? David From the US. The Canadians had a far more enlightened relationship with their Native Peoples. Gunner |
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Bob Eager wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:50:03 UTC, clare at snyder.on.ca wrote: Generally when working with static sensitive electronics your power is also limited toless than an amp. Generally you would blow the protection fuse before heating the bracelet up enough to do any damage. That would include the 30A 5 volt supply, then. The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com Are they still steeling our posts? Dave |
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On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:39:01 UTC, Dave wrote:
Bob Eager wrote: On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:50:03 UTC, clare at snyder.on.ca wrote: Generally when working with static sensitive electronics your power is also limited toless than an amp. Generally you would blow the protection fuse before heating the bracelet up enough to do any damage. That would include the 30A 5 volt supply, then. The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com Are they still steeling our posts? Yup. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by http://www.diybanter.com |
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John Rumm wrote:
Neil Larson wrote: manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. Last thing you need is thick seamen all over the place.... ;-) After reading that, I am still persuading my nuts to come back down from my neck :-( Dave |
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Neil Larson wrote:
About 20 years ago, when I was in the US Navy, I was stationed on a LSD (Landing Ship Dock). We had a yound machinest that had a string of stupid mistake, and one too many. - He was trying to cut a wrag in half by pulling the knife towards him, knife went thru the rag and slipped into and through his right nostril. Nice fillet job. - Next, he used the same knife to attempt tochang a fuze to the power source for a piece of machinery he was trying to operate. He used it to pry out the 440V 20A fuze and welded the knife and the fuze panel together. - Final and best was when he needed to drill a small hole in a short board. He didn't have a vise in the part of the shop he was in so he put the board on his lap. He was sitting on one of those old military cloth covered stools. He put his weight on the 1/2 " drive drill, and the bit went thru the board, his pants, his underwear, his scrotum, back out thru all of them then into the bottom of the stool. As any of you that have tried to drill thru cloth know, it likes to twist up on the bit. The Chief corpsman and I were walking by and heard him scream. After he analyzed the problem. the Chief corpsman gave me the choice, hold the mans scrotum in place or manually back out the drill. I chose the drill. It is hard to believe how much blood can come out of 2 small holes and a couple of tears in a scrotum nor how much one person can scream. After recovery he was discharged for the good of the navy. In his case, it sounds like a 'Self Lobotomy', because he certainly didn't have any brains in his other head. -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida |
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On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 22:06:49 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote: From the US. The Canadians had a far more enlightened relationship with their Native Peoples. Gunner Not really, we tried for many years to convert them to white men, what with English only residential schools where the religious leaders sexually abused all of the children then sent them home as "incorrigibles" or worse. Gathered them together on reserves making use of land that no one could find a use for, then when mineral resources were discovered, relocate them to some other barren island. Now we are starting to pay the price! Gerry :-)} London, Canada |
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raden wrote:
In message , Morris Dovey writes willshak wrote: | Why is it that some believe that the US Constitution guarantees | weapons ownership? Because it does (in the last fourteen words of what you've quoted below.) | Most of these people have never read the law, and those that have | read it, completely ignore the first clause of the sentence. | "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free | state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be | infringed". That first clause is the rationale for what follows. If you don't understand the motivation, a review of colonial history will contribute to your appreciation of the principles involved. You might find a review of the grievances listed in the Declaration of Independence illuminating. The authors of the Constitution ensured that citizens would be empowered to say "No!" to tyranny - both from outside and from within our borders. If you want to rebut by pointing out that there is no tyranny, then I give you my very happiest smiley. :-) One of our political comedians offered three thousand pounds ( the proceeds from an article he wrote) to anyone who killed George Bush, and as a true patriot, you should all be leaping at the chance I can hear the sound of splintering wood and breaking glass now! And the wan and pitiful sound of someone who is about to disappear forever screaming that they have rights. |
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:51:03 -0400, Ed Huntress wrote:
"Kurt Ullman" wrote in message In article , clifto The grammatical construction of the first part sounds stilted in today's world, but translating it into modernese, it says "Because a well-regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free State..." Pure guesswork. You can make no such assumption with a nominative absolute construction. You need to know the context, and there is no context. The way I read it is, "Since it is necessary that the militia be well-regulated, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. What this means that it is the duty of the well-armed citizenry to keep the militia from turning itself into a police state. In other words, it's the duty of the citizens to do the actual regulating. For example, when the militia man shows up with his squad and says, "We're going to confiscate all of your guns and burn all of your subversive books", you can lock and load, aim, look him in the eye, and say, "Guess again, bucko!" Unfortunately, these days it seems that too many people are willing to throw away their Liberty in exchange for the illusion of security. Thanks, Rich |
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:56:28 -0400, Ed Huntress wrote:
.... I have some definitions of nominative absolute that may help but I hope the examples clear it up. It won't do any good - the confiscators, neosocialist and neonazi alike, simply want absolute power, and are incapable of reason. Cheers! Rich |
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"Richard The Dreaded Libertarian" wrote in message news On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:51:03 -0400, Ed Huntress wrote: "Kurt Ullman" wrote in message In article , clifto The grammatical construction of the first part sounds stilted in today's world, but translating it into modernese, it says "Because a well-regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free State..." Pure guesswork. You can make no such assumption with a nominative absolute construction. You need to know the context, and there is no context. The way I read it is, "Since it is necessary that the militia be well-regulated, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. What this means that it is the duty of the well-armed citizenry to keep the militia from turning itself into a police state. In other words, it's the duty of the citizens to do the actual regulating. For example, when the militia man shows up with his squad and says, "We're going to confiscate all of your guns and burn all of your subversive books", you can lock and load, aim, look him in the eye, and say, "Guess again, bucko!" Unfortunately, these days it seems that too many people are willing to throw away their Liberty in exchange for the illusion of security. I suppose that's as good an interpretation as any. One of the beauties of the 2nd, and of many such sentences, is that you can read into it what you want -- and it's clear that people do just that. Taking into account what the FFs were trying to accomplish with the Bill of Rights, I firmly believe that the 2nd was intended to be ambiguous, while, at the same time, drawing attention to what was then the most uniformly agreed upon argument in favor of a right to bear arms. After the Revolutionary War, no state legislature would argue the point, and that was the desired result. But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. -- Ed Huntress |
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In message , Ed Huntress
writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff |
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"geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) -- Ed Huntress |
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"Ed Huntress" wrote: "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) -- Ed Huntress Terrific. And take it off all the other off-topic groups, as well. Let's see, that would leave, uh, um, alt.idiotic.flagwavers as your only appropriate group. |
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In message , Ed Huntress
writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... -- geoff |
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On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote:
uk.d-i-y Here ya go geoff your very own thread |
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"geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Well, don't be too hard on yourself. I wouldn't say you're stupid, just crude and unimaginative. -- Ed Huntress |
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On Sep 22, 8:07 am, geoff wrote:
In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... -- geoff Would you please trim the "rec." groups from your rants, hypocrite t? Thanks. Slater |
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On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote:
In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Another stupid turd heard from. Turd = **** rhymes with Brit. Gunner |
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In message , Gunner Asch
writes On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Another stupid turd heard from. Turd = **** rhymes with Brit. Gunner Not really good with words are you ? now as I said "can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this" -- geoff |
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"geoff" wrote in message FFS **** off you window lickers you reply including uk.d-i-y in your header, I'll reply back with abuse OK ? now **** off -- geoff Oh, you Brits have such a way with words. You make your mother proud. |
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writes "geoff" wrote in message FFS **** off you window lickers you reply including uk.d-i-y in your header, I'll reply back with abuse OK ? now **** off -- geoff Oh, you Brits have such a way with words. You make your mother proud. I'm not actually trying to outdo Shakespeare - I just want the x-posting inbreds to **** off plain and simple -- geoff |
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"geoff" wrote in message ... Would you please trim the "rec." groups from your rants, hypocrite t? FFS **** off you window lickers you reply including uk.d-i-y in your header, I'll reply back with abuse OK ? Oh, we don't doubt that, Geoff. From your first little sniveling drips of snotty sarcasm, it's been obvious that's what you do. You're a little wimpy at it but you're consistent. All you had to do was ask nicely. I assure you that no one posted to you intentionally, as no one wants to converse with a dull and snarling **** like you. So go back to your gluepot and finish whatever you were doing-it-yourself -- or do it to yourself, if you wish, and see if it helps you relax a bit. -- Ed Huntress |
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On Sep 7, 11:52 pm, Ken wrote:
What have been the worst (serious or humorous) handyman or handywoman accidents that you've experienced so far (or someone you know, or saw it happen to, got to experience) and please elaborate on what unfortunately went wrong. Not exactly handman accident - but witnessed campfire surrounded by half dozen folks, do-ggooder decides to stoke fire with coleman lantern fuel by sloshing it out of gallon can. Can catches fire - he drops can - then decides it might explode or something crazy - he kicks the can away from the fire - he explodes into very pretty bluish and orange flame. Quickly he is wrapped in sleeping bag by on-lookers once able to catch him ...still 40% burned..took ambulance 45 minutes to get there - a horrible 45 minutes to watch anyone endure. |
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On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:38:53 GMT, geoff wrote:
In message , Gunner Asch writes On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Another stupid turd heard from. Turd = **** rhymes with Brit. Gunner Not really good with words are you ? Im not particularly conversant with Cockney Rhyming Slang, but isnt the term you ****s use for the US..."septic" + tank rhymes with Yank? So you stupid Turds (I did get the connection correct, did I not?) are now going to get all ****y and upset about it? now as I said "can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this" Intelligent enough, of course. On the other hand, ****ing off arrogant sniveling little Turds is fun. The DIY shall remain. In fact, I may subscribe to the group, just to view how the semi intelligent manage to fumble**** their way through hanging wallpaper or whatever buffoonish tasks it is that your lot is having difficulty with. Advanced bridge building using popsicle sticks perhaps? I anticipate your Turdish response. Gunner |
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In message , Gunner Asch
writes On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:38:53 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Gunner Asch writes On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote: In message , Ed Huntress writes "geoff" wrote in message ... In message , Ed Huntress writes But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R suggests that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time. blah blah excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this -- geoff Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be dangerous if you did. d8-) Another stupid septic ... Another stupid turd heard from. Turd = **** rhymes with Brit. Gunner Not really good with words are you ? Im not particularly conversant with Cockney Rhyming Slang, but isnt the term you ****s use for the US..."septic" + tank rhymes with Yank? So you stupid Turds (I did get the connection correct, did I not?) are now going to get all ****y and upset about it? now as I said "can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this" Intelligent enough, of course. On the other hand, ****ing off arrogant sniveling little Turds is fun. The DIY shall remain. In fact, I may subscribe to the group, DIGAF - I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow, Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for domesticated animals ? I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo, they are just too stupid to survive -- geoff |
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