"Michael Koblic" wrote:

I saw an interesting event on Jay Jeno last night: Memebrs of the five armed
services were trying to open a can of cranberry sauce using a Swiss army
knife. It was horrible. None of them seemed to have a clear idea how to use
the can opener attachment, in fact I am pretty sure some of them used the
wrong attachment. Four of them managed eventually at a cost of some injuries
and the cans were mangled. One failed to empty the can in the alloted time.

Hard to believe they never saw a swiss army knife before.

On a camping trip, my brother and I raced using the swiss army knife against the P-38 or
"John Wayne" as it was called when I was in. My brother beat me everytime with the Swiss.

Wes
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"Additionally as a security officer, I carry a gun to protect
government officials but my life isn't worth protecting at home
in their eyes." Dick Anthony Heller

On Nov 28, 8:34*am, Wes wrote:
"Michael Koblic" wrote:
I...
On a camping trip, my brother and I raced using the swiss army knife against the P-38 or
"John Wayne" as it was called when I was in. *My brother beat me everytime with the Swiss.

Wes

When I try to hurry with my Chinese Army Knife's can opener it leaves
nasty splinters.

The little screwdriver blade on the end will do Phillips heads if they
aren't too tight.

jsw