Scale model of what.

The damn thing is just a figment of a rather uninformed imagination. A
little mixture of fiction and more fiction handed down by folk lore
from a friend of a friend of a friend.

Total crap. What a waist of money and time on a delusion.





On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:44:03 -0400, Maxwell Lol
wrote:

Cliff writes:

[
Woodworker Builds LIFESIZE Noah's Ark
http://www.woodcraftplans.com/Interest/interest.htm

Lifesize, but it's still a scale model.


"Fourteen years after Johan had his dream, he started building on the
Ark in June 2005. This Ark in half of the original length of Noah's
Ark and a third of the width. (The original Ark was 140 cubits long,
23 cubits wide, and 14 cubits high. This Ark is 70 cubits long, 9.5
cubits wide, and nearly 13 cubits high.)"

Dave C biteme.com wrote:

Total crap. What a waist of money and time on a delusion.


But of course this would not apply to the "stuff" we see on hellivision produced by
Hellywood! :-)

I can't recall where Jesus the Christ ever told us to beware of the 19 ragheads with box
cutters, old man Allah or Big Bad Buddha. I'll tell you what He did tell us to beware
of. Matthew, Mark and Luke all record portions of this dialog.

Matthew 16:6 Then Jesus said unto them,
*Take heed*
*and beware* of the
*leaven of the Pharisees*
*and of the Sadducees.*

In verse 11 He has to explain it a bit further.

Matthew 16:11 How is it that ye do not understand that I spake it not to you concerning
bread, that ye should beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees?

Mark 8:15 And he charged them, saying, Take heed, beware of the leaven of the Pharisees,
and of the leaven of Herod.

Luke 12:1 In the mean time, when there were gathered together an innumerable multitude of
people, insomuch that they trode one upon another, he began to say unto his disciples
first of all,
*Beware ye of the leaven of the Pharisees*,
*which is hypocrisy.*

I'll bet the same bunch making a big joke of Noah's ark also deny that Sodom and Gomorrah
got destroyed for their wickedness. Actually, many deny that it was destroyed because of
sodomy, but Sodom and sodomy seem to have a bit of a connection.

For some of the wickedness of those towns check out
http://www.ccel.org/a/anonymous/jasher/home.html
and then click on chapter 18. Wife swapping didn't start in the the 1960's or 1970's it
was going on then four times a year - at least.

Here's an interesting Tribute to the Bible:
http://www.middletownbiblechurch.org/bstudy/tribute.htm

Good Day! :-)

May the Lord bless you and protect you.
May the Lord smile on you and be gracious to you.
May the Lord show you his favor and give you his peace.

(Numbers 6:24-26

Come on folks this is a metalworking NG

If you want to believe that if you do this or that then monkeys will
fly out your ass then feel free to do so. Just not here.

However some very large groups of people think that most of the ills
on this little blue dot are caused by "My god is better than Your God,
so we will go to war to prove how loving and kind mine is compared to
yours .

Most of the pestilence and misery of religion can be cured with an IQ
that is greater than two digits and a library card. Believe it or not
there is more than one book available to read and very few have been
edited, altered and rewritten by Popes and Dopes.

BTW there is not enough Di-Hydrogen Monoxide available anywhere on
this blue dot to raise the water level more than a few feet even if
you melted all the ice on the planet. Boat was a bit small in the
fable as well, probably would need to be the size of Rhode Island to
accommodate a viable biomass to encompass all species let alone the
transportation problem of getting the little beasties out of the damn
thing and moving them 12,000 miles over open water to all corners of
the said blue dot. Get a grip on reality.




On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:01:40 -0400, Al Patrick wrote:

Dave C biteme.com wrote:

Total crap. What a waist of money and time on a delusion.


But of course this would not apply to the "stuff" we see on hellivision produced by
Hellywood! :-)

I can't recall where Jesus the Christ ever told us to beware of the 19 ragheads with box
cutters, old man Allah or Big Bad Buddha. I'll tell you what He did tell us to beware
of. Matthew, Mark and Luke all record portions of this dialog.

Matthew 16:6 Then Jesus said unto them,
*Take heed*
*and beware* of the
*leaven of the Pharisees*
*and of the Sadducees.*

In verse 11 He has to explain it a bit further.

Matthew 16:11 How is it that ye do not understand that I spake it not to you concerning
bread, that ye should beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees?

Mark 8:15 And he charged them, saying, Take heed, beware of the leaven of the Pharisees,
and of the leaven of Herod.

Luke 12:1 In the mean time, when there were gathered together an innumerable multitude of
people, insomuch that they trode one upon another, he began to say unto his disciples
first of all,
*Beware ye of the leaven of the Pharisees*,
*which is hypocrisy.*

I'll bet the same bunch making a big joke of Noah's ark also deny that Sodom and Gomorrah
got destroyed for their wickedness. Actually, many deny that it was destroyed because of
sodomy, but Sodom and sodomy seem to have a bit of a connection.

For some of the wickedness of those towns check out
http://www.ccel.org/a/anonymous/jasher/home.html
and then click on chapter 18. Wife swapping didn't start in the the 1960's or 1970's it
was going on then four times a year - at least.

Here's an interesting Tribute to the Bible:
http://www.middletownbiblechurch.org/bstudy/tribute.htm

Good Day! :-)

Dave wrote in message ...
Come on folks this is a metalworking NG

If you want to believe that if you do this or that then monkeys will
fly out your ass then feel free to do so. Just not here.

However some very large groups of people think that most of the ills
on this little blue dot are caused by "My god is better than Your God,
so we will go to war to prove how loving and kind mine is compared to
yours .

Most of the pestilence and misery of religion can be cured with an IQ
that is greater than two digits and a library card. Believe it or not
there is more than one book available to read and very few have been
edited, altered and rewritten by Popes and Dopes.

BTW there is not enough Di-Hydrogen Monoxide available anywhere on
this blue dot to raise the water level more than a few feet even if
you melted all the ice on the planet.

NASA says sea levels would rise 5 meters just from the complete melting of
the West Antarctic Ice Sheet, alone. If Greenland's ice sheet were to melt,
it would rise an additional 23 feet:

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/goddard/...and_temps.html

I think you'd better revise your calculations.

--
Ed Huntress

Fourty plus feet IS just a few feet.

These morons would need well over a mile of water to do the trick they
propose happened.

If you want to start quoting NASA then do the calculations on the heat
released to condense that much water vapor into the big bad old rain
for the fabled fourty days.

The planet would be a burnt crisp long before it got partly done.

Calculations done my friend !!

BTW the world aint flat either.


On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:27:43 -0400, "Ed Huntress"
wrote:


Dave wrote in message ...
Come on folks this is a metalworking NG

If you want to believe that if you do this or that then monkeys will
fly out your ass then feel free to do so. Just not here.

However some very large groups of people think that most of the ills
on this little blue dot are caused by "My god is better than Your God,
so we will go to war to prove how loving and kind mine is compared to
yours .

Most of the pestilence and misery of religion can be cured with an IQ
that is greater than two digits and a library card. Believe it or not
there is more than one book available to read and very few have been
edited, altered and rewritten by Popes and Dopes.

BTW there is not enough Di-Hydrogen Monoxide available anywhere on
this blue dot to raise the water level more than a few feet even if
you melted all the ice on the planet.

NASA says sea levels would rise 5 meters just from the complete melting of
the West Antarctic Ice Sheet, alone. If Greenland's ice sheet were to melt,
it would rise an additional 23 feet:

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/goddard/...and_temps.html

I think you'd better revise your calculations.

Dave wrote in message news
Fourty plus feet IS just a few feet.

Not if you're standing on the beach and you're six feet tall. d8-)


These morons would need well over a mile of water to do the trick they
propose happened.

If you want to start quoting NASA then do the calculations on the heat
released to condense that much water vapor into the big bad old rain
for the fabled fourty days.

No condensation necessary for the NASA figures. It's already condensed.


The planet would be a burnt crisp long before it got partly done.

If you're talking about Noah, yes, certainly.


Calculations done my friend !!

Not the right ones to support your claim about how much water there is on
the planet, and how much sea levels would rise if it was all liquid.

BTW, that was just one ice shelf and one part of Antarctica. If you want to
add it all up, it's a lot more.


BTW the world aint flat either.

How about that.

--
Ed Huntress

Dave wrote in message news
Fourty plus feet IS just a few feet.

These morons would need well over a mile of water to do the trick they
propose happened.

If there's a God that created the universe, why couldn't he create a few
million miles of water if he wanted to? You don't have much business
calling anyone else a moron, look in the mirror.