Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth
again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect
pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD.

I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.

But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the
Second Ark ?

Please help.

Eliot Coweye wrote:


I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.


You are ****ed.

Lew

On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:11:56 GMT, Lew Hodgett
wrote:

Eliot Coweye wrote:


I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.


You are ****ed.

Lew

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

skeez

"Eliot Coweye" writes:

But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the
Second Ark ?


Get a big tree (i.e. A Sequoia)
Cut away anything that doesn't look like an Ark.


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go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your
soul.

I can e-mail you some ark building wood once you paypal me!


"Eliot Coweye" wrote in message
ups.com...
Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth
again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect
pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD.

I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.

But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the
Second Ark ?

Please help.

"leonard" wrote in message
...
go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your
soul.

Moses was Jewish

Dave



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On 11/16/2005 9:47 PM TeamCasa mumbled something about the following:
"leonard" wrote in message
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go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your
soul.

Moses was Jewish


Dave

Point, the ark was by Noah, not Moses.

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rot13 to reply

Lew Hodgett wrote:
Eliot Coweye wrote:


I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.


You are ****ed.

Lew Good job, Lew. You were the only one to trim the Anagram Troll's "scorecard newsgroup"! Tom

Maybe you could quilt one. After all don't you think if we stop quilting
now, the whole universe will collapse?

What's a cubit?

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In article ,
Odinn wrote:

go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your
soul.

Moses was Jewish


Dave

Point, the ark was by Noah, not Moses.


Not only that, Moses wasn't Jewish. He was a Levite.

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This goof ball seems to hit a lot of newsgroups.

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%2...oweye%22&hl=en

A Levite is one other tribes of the Jews


"Hank Gillette" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Odinn wrote:

go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for
your
soul.

Moses was Jewish


Dave

Point, the ark was by Noah, not Moses.


Not only that, Moses wasn't Jewish. He was a Levite.

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Reasonable people can disagree about the conduct of the war, but it is
irresponsible for Democrats to now claim that we misled them and the
American
people. -- George W. Bush

the distance from your knuckle on the middle finger to the elbow is a cubit


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Wed, Nov 16, 2005, 5:49pm (EST-3)
(Eliot*Coweye) did burble:
snip
I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.
But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the
Second Ark ?

Punishment is divine? You're a sick puppy, and need help..

The word is, Noah got boatbuilding directions, from God. If God
didn't see fit to give you any boatbuilding directions, looks like
you're being screwed with. And screwed.

The Woodworking Gods tell me I've got nothing to worry about.



JOAT
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.

Wed, Nov 16, 2005, 11:52pm (leonard) doth
say:
the distance from your knuckle on the middle finger to the elbow is a
cubit

Ah, so if we hold up our middle finger to this guy, he can see a
cubit.



JOAT
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.

Eliot Coweye ate something that disagreed with him and hurled the
following:
Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth
again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect
pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD.

I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.

But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the
Second Ark ?

Please help.

Easy. Gopher wood, about 11,000,000 bf. Pitch - figure 75,000 gallons
for two coats, in and out. You can thin the first coat and 'wipe-on',
but the second coat should be brushed. You'll need 3 sons, preferably
the extra-husky variety. Hand tools are de rigeur, of course. You'll
also need 100 years to build this sucker. IF you should live so long
and actually finish the job, God said HE would bring the animals.
Don't forget several extra packs of playing cards as the elephants are
fond of sitting on the "deck".

I'm still awake trying to figure out the anagram. Word puzzles were
never my forte, and boy Did/do I suck at English. Pretty pathetic too,
no? Tom

D'oh! I broke my own damn rule, again! Tom

On 11/16/2005 10:49 PM Hank Gillette mumbled something about the following:
In article ,
Odinn wrote:


go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your
soul.


Moses was Jewish


Dave

Point, the ark was by Noah, not Moses.



Not only that, Moses wasn't Jewish. He was a Levite.


True, I did forget that point as well.

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rot13 to reply

In article . com,
"Eliot Coweye" wrote:

What do I need to build the
Second Ark ?

You need friends in high places at Halliburton. They specialize in
no-bid large contracts.

"Eliot Coweye" wrote in message
ups.com...
Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth
again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect
pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD.

I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.

But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the
Second Ark ?

Please help.

Find Noah. Get his plans. Get to work.
Jim

Not only that, Moses wasn't Jewish. He was a Levite.


Does that mean he wore jeans?

On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 15:10:06 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, "Jim"
quickly quoth:


"Eliot Coweye" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth
again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect
pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD.

I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.

But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the
Second Ark ?

Please help.

Find Noah. Get his plans. Get to work.

I believe the full plans are spoken on Bill Cosby's album.
Check here, Eliot:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...=5174&v=glance

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I hope for you that you're telling us the truth, because GOD still owns
the COPYRIGHT of the ark and he won't accept copyright violations,
that's for sure.

So please don't build a "pirate ark" or it's a divine lawsuit for you
and you'll probably sentenced to all eternity in HELL.

Tristan Beeline wrote:
I hope for you that you're telling us the truth, because GOD still owns
the COPYRIGHT of the ark and he won't accept copyright violations,
that's for sure.

So please don't build a "pirate ark" or it's a divine lawsuit for you
and you'll probably sentenced to all eternity in HELL.

So the mighty anagram troll is cheating!!! Answering his own messages
in his score newsgroup!!!