How to build Noah's ark ???
Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth
again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD. I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin. But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the Second Ark ? Please help. |
How to build Noah's ark ???
Eliot Coweye wrote:
I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin. You are ****ed. Lew |
How to build Noah's ark ???
On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:11:56 GMT, Lew Hodgett
wrote: Eliot Coweye wrote: I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin. You are ****ed. Lew ROFLMFAO!!!!!! skeez |
How to build Noah's ark ???
"Eliot Coweye" writes:
But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the Second Ark ? Get a big tree (i.e. A Sequoia) Cut away anything that doesn't look like an Ark. -- Sending unsolicited commercial e-mail to this account incurs a fee of $500 per message, and acknowledges the legality of this contract. |
How to build Noah's ark ???
go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your
soul. |
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I can e-mail you some ark building wood once you paypal me!
"Eliot Coweye" wrote in message ups.com... Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD. I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin. But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the Second Ark ? Please help. |
How to build Noah's ark ???
"leonard" wrote in message ... go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your soul. Moses was Jewish Dave Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
How to build Noah's ark ???
Bill Cosby said God told Noah how to build it!!
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How to build Noah's ark ???
On 11/16/2005 9:47 PM TeamCasa mumbled something about the following:
"leonard" wrote in message ... go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your soul. Moses was Jewish Dave Point, the ark was by Noah, not Moses. -- Odinn RCOS #7 SENS BS ??? "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard Francis Burton Reeky's unofficial homepage ... http://www.reeky.org '03 FLHTI ........... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/ElectraGlide '97 VN1500D ......... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/VulcanClassic Atlanta Biker Net ... http://www.atlantabiker.net Vulcan Riders Assoc . http://www.vulcanriders.org rot13 to reply |
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Lew Hodgett wrote: Eliot Coweye wrote: I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin. You are ****ed. Lew Good job, Lew. You were the only one to trim the Anagram Troll's "scorecard newsgroup"! Tom |
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Maybe you could quilt one. After all don't you think if we stop quilting
now, the whole universe will collapse? |
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What's a cubit?
-- To e-mail, replace "bucketofspam" with "dleegordon" _________________________________ Lee Gordon http://www.leegordonproductions.com |
How to build Noah's ark ???
In article ,
Odinn wrote: go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your soul. Moses was Jewish Dave Point, the ark was by Noah, not Moses. Not only that, Moses wasn't Jewish. He was a Levite. -- Hank Gillette Reasonable people can disagree about the conduct of the war, but it is irresponsible for Democrats to now claim that we misled them and the American people. -- George W. Bush |
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This goof ball seems to hit a lot of newsgroups.
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%2...oweye%22&hl=en |
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A Levite is one other tribes of the Jews
"Hank Gillette" wrote in message ... In article , Odinn wrote: go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your soul. Moses was Jewish Dave Point, the ark was by Noah, not Moses. Not only that, Moses wasn't Jewish. He was a Levite. -- Hank Gillette Reasonable people can disagree about the conduct of the war, but it is irresponsible for Democrats to now claim that we misled them and the American people. -- George W. Bush |
How to build Noah's ark ???
the distance from your knuckle on the middle finger to the elbow is a cubit
"Lee Gordon" wrote in message . .. What's a cubit? -- To e-mail, replace "bucketofspam" with "dleegordon" _________________________________ Lee Gordon http://www.leegordonproductions.com |
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How to build Noah's ark ???
Eliot Coweye ate something that disagreed with him and hurled the following: Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD. I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin. But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the Second Ark ? Please help. Easy. Gopher wood, about 11,000,000 bf. Pitch - figure 75,000 gallons for two coats, in and out. You can thin the first coat and 'wipe-on', but the second coat should be brushed. You'll need 3 sons, preferably the extra-husky variety. Hand tools are de rigeur, of course. You'll also need 100 years to build this sucker. IF you should live so long and actually finish the job, God said HE would bring the animals. Don't forget several extra packs of playing cards as the elephants are fond of sitting on the "deck". |
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I'm still awake trying to figure out the anagram. Word puzzles were
never my forte, and boy Did/do I suck at English. Pretty pathetic too, no? Tom |
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D'oh! I broke my own damn rule, again! Tom
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On 11/16/2005 10:49 PM Hank Gillette mumbled something about the following:
In article , Odinn wrote: go to your local rabbi and convert to Judaism before its to late for your soul. Moses was Jewish Dave Point, the ark was by Noah, not Moses. Not only that, Moses wasn't Jewish. He was a Levite. True, I did forget that point as well. -- Odinn RCOS #7 SENS BS ??? "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard Francis Burton Reeky's unofficial homepage ... http://www.reeky.org '03 FLHTI ........... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/ElectraGlide '97 VN1500D ......... http://www.sloanclan.org/gallery/VulcanClassic Atlanta Biker Net ... http://www.atlantabiker.net Vulcan Riders Assoc . http://www.vulcanriders.org rot13 to reply |
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In article . com,
"Eliot Coweye" wrote: What do I need to build the Second Ark ? You need friends in high places at Halliburton. They specialize in no-bid large contracts. |
How to build Noah's ark ???
"Eliot Coweye" wrote in message ups.com... Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD. I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin. But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the Second Ark ? Please help. Find Noah. Get his plans. Get to work. Jim |
How to build Noah's ark ???
Not only that, Moses wasn't Jewish. He was a Levite.
Does that mean he wore jeans? |
How to build Noah's ark ???
On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 15:10:06 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, "Jim"
quickly quoth: "Eliot Coweye" wrote in message oups.com... Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earth again and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collect pairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD. I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin. But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build the Second Ark ? Please help. Find Noah. Get his plans. Get to work. I believe the full plans are spoken on Bill Cosby's album. Check here, Eliot: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...=5174&v=glance -- Save the Endangered ROAD NARROWS! -|- www.diversify.com Ban SUVs today! -|- Full Service Websites |
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I hope for you that you're telling us the truth, because GOD still owns the COPYRIGHT of the ark and he won't accept copyright violations, that's for sure. So please don't build a "pirate ark" or it's a divine lawsuit for you and you'll probably sentenced to all eternity in HELL. |
How to build Noah's ark ???
Tristan Beeline wrote: I hope for you that you're telling us the truth, because GOD still owns the COPYRIGHT of the ark and he won't accept copyright violations, that's for sure. So please don't build a "pirate ark" or it's a divine lawsuit for you and you'll probably sentenced to all eternity in HELL. So the mighty anagram troll is cheating!!! Answering his own messages in his score newsgroup!!! |
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