I abso - ****ing - lutely give up.

I'm watching TV tonight.

There's an ad for "snolfing".

If is a plastic bat with a cup in the end.

You jam it into the snow, and it catches a snowball size gob of snow in the
cup.

You swing the thing like a golf club or a baseball bat and launch the
snowball.

Only $9.95 for about eight cents worth of plastic.

Someone's gonna make million$.

All my years.

All my intellect.

And I couldn't think of this.

I give up.

Steve