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Funny new book - "CrapCars"
If you need a laugh, find a copy of Richard Porter's "CrapCars"
(Bloomsbury 2005, ISBN 1-58234-638-0) which is a list of the 50 worst cars of the last half century. Very opinionated and occasionally wrong headed but often dead on and funny. He lists such milestones as #34 the Maserati Biturbo ("If this car was sold without a steering wheel it could barely have been less erratic") and #2 the Yugo ("When Yugoslavia descended into war, at least someone had the presence of mind to bomb the Yugo factory"). His winner? 1974 Mustang II - or Sports Pinto as people called it at the time. Jim |
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I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the
mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. The only thing good about the Vega is it had a heated rear window, so your hands didn't get cold when you had to push it! Now own a 2005 Honda Accord coupe. Ed Ferguson |
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wrote in message oups.com... I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. The only thing good about the Vega is it had a heated rear window, so your hands didn't get cold when you had to push it! Now own a 2005 Honda Accord coupe. Ed Ferguson A neighbor of mine and I came home one day with a new car each. I had a Datsun 210, and he had a Chevette. He proclaimed what a piece of **** car I had bought. I said we'd see as the cars aged. His Chevette was forever tossing timing belts (not chains) and wouldn't start half the time. My Datsun ran for lots of years before I sold it, and I only put on tires, brakes, and a distributor. STeve |
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Funny new book - "CrapCars"
Steve B wrote:
wrote in message oups.com... I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. The only thing good about the Vega is it had a heated rear window, so your hands didn't get cold when you had to push it! Now own a 2005 Honda Accord coupe. Ed Ferguson A neighbor of mine and I came home one day with a new car each. I had a Datsun 210, and he had a Chevette. He proclaimed what a piece of **** car I had bought. I said we'd see as the cars aged. His Chevette was forever tossing timing belts (not chains) and wouldn't start half the time. My Datsun ran for lots of years before I sold it, and I only put on tires, brakes, and a distributor. Yeah. Well, I'm still driving a 1989 Toyota Corolla station wagon, last model with a carburetor, and a stick shift. I'm still running on the original clutch, and most everything else. I put on a new starter at 110,000 mi, I replaced the distributor cap and wiring harness (all one part) at 135,000, and it is now at 156,000 miles, still running fine. Other than tires, brakes and exhaust, that is the total maintenance I have done on it! (well, of course, oil changes, air filters, batteries.) I had it rustproofed, although the dealer said I was totally throwing my money away. Well, maybe, but there isn't a SPOT of rust on it, ANYWHERE, even underneath, after 16 years, and they DO use road salt here! Jon |
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My Mom had a 1994 Corolla and is was nothing but crap. After 130,000 my dad
got rearended and it put that POS to its death. I put more parts in that thing than any car I have owned and my mom is very good about up keep. When my wife bought her 1995 contour my dad said we should have bought the corolla or some other import, well we just sold the contour with over 170,000 miles on it and it was flawless, I am not saying the imports aren't good but not all American cars are crap. My wife and I have owened 5 Jap cars over the years and they did real good, I did have a 626 that was excellent to a point but did start to need many repairs, the body LOOKED like it had no rust until one day when I went to jack it up and the jack went right through the floor, after close inspection it turned out most of the floor was done, to bad that was a nice car to drive. "Jon Elson" wrote in message ... Steve B wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. The only thing good about the Vega is it had a heated rear window, so your hands didn't get cold when you had to push it! Now own a 2005 Honda Accord coupe. Ed Ferguson A neighbor of mine and I came home one day with a new car each. I had a Datsun 210, and he had a Chevette. He proclaimed what a piece of **** car I had bought. I said we'd see as the cars aged. His Chevette was forever tossing timing belts (not chains) and wouldn't start half the time. My Datsun ran for lots of years before I sold it, and I only put on tires, brakes, and a distributor. Yeah. Well, I'm still driving a 1989 Toyota Corolla station wagon, last model with a carburetor, and a stick shift. I'm still running on the original clutch, and most everything else. I put on a new starter at 110,000 mi, I replaced the distributor cap and wiring harness (all one part) at 135,000, and it is now at 156,000 miles, still running fine. Other than tires, brakes and exhaust, that is the total maintenance I have done on it! (well, of course, oil changes, air filters, batteries.) I had it rustproofed, although the dealer said I was totally throwing my money away. Well, maybe, but there isn't a SPOT of rust on it, ANYWHERE, even underneath, after 16 years, and they DO use road salt here! Jon |
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Funny new book - "CrapCars"
Steve B wrote:
wrote in message oups.com... I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. The only thing good about the Vega is it had a heated rear window, so your hands didn't get cold when you had to push it! Now own a 2005 Honda Accord coupe. Ed Ferguson A neighbor of mine and I came home one day with a new car each. I had a Datsun 210, and he had a Chevette. He proclaimed what a piece of **** car I had bought. I said we'd see as the cars aged. His Chevette was forever tossing timing belts (not chains) and wouldn't start half the time. My Datsun ran for lots of years before I sold it, and I only put on tires, brakes, and a distributor. STeve I can just imagine the Vega team at Chevrolet asking themselves "what did we do wrong the last time?". "Well, it kinda looks good and with a bit of work it can be made to go fast." Then they made the Chevette. -- Tim Wescott Wescott Design Services http://www.wescottdesign.com Posting from Google? See http://cfaj.freeshell.org/google/ |
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Tim Wescott wrote:
Steve B wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. The only thing good about the Vega is it had a heated rear window, so your hands didn't get cold when you had to push it! Now own a 2005 Honda Accord coupe. Ed Ferguson A neighbor of mine and I came home one day with a new car each. I had a Datsun 210, and he had a Chevette. He proclaimed what a piece of **** car I had bought. I said we'd see as the cars aged. His Chevette was forever tossing timing belts (not chains) and wouldn't start half the time. My Datsun ran for lots of years before I sold it, and I only put on tires, brakes, and a distributor. STeve I can just imagine the Vega team at Chevrolet asking themselves "what did we do wrong the last time?". "Well, it kinda looks good and with a bit of work it can be made to go fast." Then they made the Chevette. Just a minor nit but the Vega was foisted on Chevy from On High. -- --John to email, dial "usenet" and validate (was jclarke at eye bee em dot net) |
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J. Clarke wrote:
Tim Wescott wrote: --snip-- I can just imagine the Vega team at Chevrolet asking themselves "what did we do wrong the last time?". "Well, it kinda looks good and with a bit of work it can be made to go fast." Then they made the Chevette. Just a minor nit but the Vega was foisted on Chevy from On High. I have a theory that GM did market research and found that folks wanted an inexpensive car, so some executive said "Oh, they want a car that's cheap -- we can do that!" Who was On High that foisted it on Chevy -- are there any histories that I can read? To me, the Vega was frustratingly near miss -- they could have spent 5-10% more on the thing and had something that really was a good, inexpensive car. Instead they made a cheap piece of stuff that has some good ideas (suspension geometry, the overhead cam, has a front-hinged hood so it must be sporty), but just didn't add up to a good car in the end. Ditto for the Pinto, except I think Ford came closer to the mark than Chevy, particularly in the engine compartment (but the styling sucks, IMHO). -- Tim Wescott Wescott Design Services http://www.wescottdesign.com Posting from Google? See http://cfaj.freeshell.org/google/ |
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Rex B wrote:
wrote: I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. I had a 1976 "Mach I" for a couple years, first new car I every bought. Wasn't a bad car, for the time. I'd still buy a Cosworth Vega if I were to happen upon one. A good friend is restoring one. Surprisingly, even a stock base model Vega was a pretty good handler. Really? Mine handled like a boat -- perhaps because it's a station wagon. It'll be getting a _firm_ anti-sway bar when it gets back on the road (with a 3.4 liter V6 from Chevy High Performance, assuming they're still available when I get the dang thing done). -- Tim Wescott Wescott Design Services http://www.wescottdesign.com Posting from Google? See http://cfaj.freeshell.org/google/ |
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Funny new book - "CrapCars"
Rex B wrote:
wrote: I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. I had a 1976 "Mach I" for a couple years, first new car I every bought. Wasn't a bad car, for the time. I'd still buy a Cosworth Vega if I were to happen upon one. A good friend is restoring one. Surprisingly, even a stock base model Vega was a pretty good handler. Vega GT was a very pleasant little car all around, until you put your foot through the rusted-out floorboard or your head through the rusted-out roof or your hand through the rusted-out door . . . -- --John to email, dial "usenet" and validate (was jclarke at eye bee em dot net) |
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On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:32:05 -0500, "J. Clarke"
wrote: Rex B wrote: wrote: I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. I had a 1976 "Mach I" for a couple years, first new car I every bought. Wasn't a bad car, for the time. I'd still buy a Cosworth Vega if I were to happen upon one. A good friend is restoring one. Surprisingly, even a stock base model Vega was a pretty good handler. Vega GT was a very pleasant little car all around, until you put your foot through the rusted-out floorboard or your head through the rusted-out roof or your hand through the rusted-out door . . . ============================= Vega is the only car I ever heard of that warranted fenders for rust through. Friend of mine had one in Connecticut and the front fenders rusted through just behind the headlights in *ONE* winter. Engine was built upside down, had an aluminum block and cast iron head! Any truth to the rumor this engine was developed by the Dixie corporation that developed the Dixie cup. Their motto "use it once and throw it away" seems to fit. Uncle George |
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F. George McDuffee wrote:
Vega is the only car I ever heard of that warranted fenders for rust through. Friend of mine had one in Connecticut and the front fenders rusted through just behind the headlights in *ONE* winter. Well, they use salt here in MO, too, but it took about 8-10 years for the doors to rust out. Engine was built upside down, had an aluminum block and cast iron head! Any truth to the rumor this engine was developed by the Dixie corporation that developed the Dixie cup. Their motto "use it once and throw it away" seems to fit. This was totally insane. If it ever overheated, it either cracked the head or warped it. I got lucky, mine only warped a little, and bound the cam when it was hot soaked. Once the oil got circulating, it was OK. It was actually a pretty innovative engine, the oil pump was concentric to the crankshaft and driven by a keyway, and the water pump was driven by the timing belt. That is fairly common today, I don't know if the L-4 (Vega and Luv truck) was the first to do this. The valve adjusting system was pretty neat, too. But, that iron head was a disaster waiting to happen. Jon |
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On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:32:05 -0500, "J. Clarke"
wrote: Rex B wrote: wrote: I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. I had a 1976 "Mach I" for a couple years, first new car I every bought. Wasn't a bad car, for the time. I'd still buy a Cosworth Vega if I were to happen upon one. A good friend is restoring one. Surprisingly, even a stock base model Vega was a pretty good handler. Vega GT was a very pleasant little car all around, until you put your foot through the rusted-out floorboard or your head through the rusted-out roof or your hand through the rusted-out door . . . I ran one for a couple years here in California..was still tight and solid when I sold it to a kid here locally. But then..no snow and no salt here in the desert. The phone companies were using Chevettes for low ranker company cars and occasionally they would show up at Nationwide auctions up in Napa. I think I bought as least 3 of them, all needing only minor work, let my wife drive em for a couple years then reselling them for a $500 more than we paid for em, including whatever repair costs there were initially. Worked out pretty well. I owned exactly one Pinto..dont remember the exact model..pretty sporty. Ran pretty good, quick and handled well. Sold it to someone for what I paid for it after driving it for a couple years. A couple years later..I get a visit from two very large men from the FBI. It appears that it had been used in a series of bank robberies in the midwest somewhere, where the perps had outrun the cops (or out driven them) and was ultimately found concealed out in the tules. Stolen plates and they used the VIN number to track it back to us. Seems it had been sold, but never registered to the new owners. I showed em the copy of the Release of Liabliity and told them who we had sold it to, best as we could remember..and they were happy. Gunner "A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences." - Proverbs 22:3 |
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"Gunner" wrote: (clip) Seems it had been sold, but never registered to the new owners. I showed em the copy of the Release of Liabliity and told them who we had sold it to, best as we could remember..and they were happy. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ And here I thought that the worst that would happen from not filing a Release of Liability would be a couple of someone else's parking tickets. This opens up new vistas. Suppose you sold the car to a kidnapper/rapist/murderer or a terrorist. |
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Tim Wescott wrote:
wrote: I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. The only thing good about the Vega is it had a heated rear window, so your hands didn't get cold when you had to push it! Now own a 2005 Honda Accord coupe. Ed Ferguson Hey! I resemble that remark! I waited for years for the engine in my Vega to crap out so I could swap in something bigger -- finally something electrical died; I called it good enough. Now if I could just finish the job... Why, you may ask, am I shoving a V6 into a Vega? Because even though it is a living, rusting example of what happens when consumers ask for "inexpensive" and get "cheap", the styling just can't be beat. V-6? Hell, the Vega was DESIGNED to accept a small-block V-8! Ever wonder why the engine compartment looked like the engine room on a BOAT? To keep the weight balance within reason, an aluminum V-8 might be a good option. Styling? Vegas HAD styling? Hmmm, maybe in 1976 they looked OK, if I saw a Vega on the road today, I think I'd laugh. Jon |
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Jon Elson wrote:
Tim Wescott wrote: wrote: I hate to admit this, but when I was poor, young and dumb in the mid-70's I owned two of the cars in this book - 1974 Mustang II and 1973 Chevy Vega. The only thing good about the Vega is it had a heated rear window, so your hands didn't get cold when you had to push it! Now own a 2005 Honda Accord coupe. Ed Ferguson Hey! I resemble that remark! I waited for years for the engine in my Vega to crap out so I could swap in something bigger -- finally something electrical died; I called it good enough. Now if I could just finish the job... Why, you may ask, am I shoving a V6 into a Vega? Because even though it is a living, rusting example of what happens when consumers ask for "inexpensive" and get "cheap", the styling just can't be beat. V-6? Hell, the Vega was DESIGNED to accept a small-block V-8! Ever wonder why the engine compartment looked like the engine room on a BOAT? To keep the weight balance within reason, an aluminum V-8 might be a good option. I know. The easiest route would have been to find a V8 kit and change to an automatic. I had a discussion about this with my dad, who's forgotten more about high performance cars than I'll ever learn. He felt that unless I wanted to rip out the rear suspension and do extensive modifications I shouldn't exceed 200 horsepower. _I_ felt that 200 honest horsepower would be plenty for a street driver, and reachable with a 3.4L V-6. Since I want to go around corners weight is a concern, and since I want to pay for this in my lifetime an aluminum block is probably not in the cards. But I'm putting a 5-speed behind the V-6, which should be equivalent to an automatic and at least 25 more horsepower (automatic transmissions are for weenies). Styling? Vegas HAD styling? Hmmm, maybe in 1976 they looked OK, if I saw a Vega on the road today, I think I'd laugh. Jon To each their own. It's a '71, which I find quite Camero-like. -- Tim Wescott Wescott Design Services http://www.wescottdesign.com Posting from Google? See http://cfaj.freeshell.org/google/ |
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On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:21:05 -0800, Tim Wescott
wrote: Styling? Vegas HAD styling? Hmmm, maybe in 1976 they looked OK, if I saw a Vega on the road today, I think I'd laugh. Rumor has it that the styling was inspired by a pitching wedge. Anyone know if you could get backspin on a pedestrian? Uncle George |
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"Tim Wescott" wrote in message
... | Since I want to go around corners weight is a concern, and since I want | to pay for this in my lifetime an aluminum block is probably not in the | cards. But I'm putting a 5-speed behind the V-6, which should be | equivalent to an automatic and at least 25 more horsepower (automatic | transmissions are for weenies). | Sure they are! Buick 215 V8. All aluminum. Go looking for a BOPR (Buick, Olds, Pontiac, Rover) V8 which can be had from the original 3.5 liter/215 up to 5.2 liter (with money of course!) They're still out there. Used in the Buick Special from about 59 to about 63 and in the Olds Jetfire (and even turbocharged from the factory.) They cast the blocks with sleeves, and that never worked out so well. Rover cast the blocks first and then pressed in the sleeves, which was a whole lot cheaper and a more consistent process. There's lots of aficionados, mostly because the whole motor, soaking wet, only weighs ISTR about 320 pounds and put out about 180 horse originally, give or take, depending on the configuration. This is one of those underappreciated motors due to the lack of use on this side of the pond and the reliability issues built into the processes of the time. The Buick V6 is a cast iron version of this motor with two cylinders lopped off, so the bolt pattern is the same and most of what's up front is also interchangeable, even with a lot of the Rover stuff, obviously which evolved on its own after being freed from GM's ownership in 1974. |
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On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:33:01 -0800, Jim McGill
wrote: If you need a laugh, find a copy of Richard Porter's "CrapCars" (Bloomsbury 2005, ISBN 1-58234-638-0) which is a list of the 50 worst cars of the last half century. Very opinionated and occasionally wrong headed but often dead on and funny. He lists such milestones as #34 the Maserati Biturbo ("If this car was sold without a steering wheel it could barely have been less erratic") and #2 the Yugo ("When Yugoslavia descended into war, at least someone had the presence of mind to bomb the Yugo factory"). His winner? 1974 Mustang II - or Sports Pinto as people called it at the time. Jim My mean step dad bought me that mustang which was about 6 yrs. old at the time. BTW the only car that I didn't pay for, he just wanted to get rid of me fast. I had to fix it on the side of the hyway with like close to zero tools to get it through the road trip. Was cruzing the first day back and see this '62 2dr Galaxie setting behind a strange gas station that I fell in love with the first time I saw it. I circle around the back way to check out to see if it's the exact car and sure enough it is. Before I get out of the car in front of the business this 12+(not yrs.old) girl comes out "Hooo what a cute car!" . She can't keep her hands off the car and getting too close to me. I told her that I was wondering if the car in the back was for sale and she said sure. They wanted to put my car up on the rack to check it out and then gave me the keys to the old car to cruse around for 20 mins. I came back and she goes how much and I said hmmm let me think... ( was thinking how much more I could stand to pay on top). Within 60 seconds she goes I'll give you the car and $1,100 plus pay for the plate switch today, lets go. The gallaxie had AC that would pump frost too the back seat and always had problems of cops pulling me over thinking I stole it or people approaching me to sell it. |
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Jim McGill wrote in article ... His winner? 1974 Mustang II - or Sports Pinto as people called it at the time. It's funny he should single out the M-II....... .......given the fact that the original Mustang was built on a Ford Falcon platform..... |
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Many good, insightful responses by people who actually drove these cars. FWIW -- a automotive research/news organization [Wheelbase Communications] had an article in our Friday Fed 24 major metro paper about providing "Detroit" with advice and insight. Writer was Rhonda Wheeler. if you have some "words of wisdon" or suggestions for Detroit about how they can improve their cars goto http://wheelbase.ws/mailbag.html Uncle George ======================================== On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:33:01 -0800, Jim McGill wrote: If you need a laugh, find a copy of Richard Porter's "CrapCars" (Bloomsbury 2005, ISBN 1-58234-638-0) which is a list of the 50 worst cars of the last half century. Very opinionated and occasionally wrong headed but often dead on and funny. He lists such milestones as #34 the Maserati Biturbo ("If this car was sold without a steering wheel it could barely have been less erratic") and #2 the Yugo ("When Yugoslavia descended into war, at least someone had the presence of mind to bomb the Yugo factory"). His winner? 1974 Mustang II - or Sports Pinto as people called it at the time. Jim |
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