Garden gnome shortage wracks England!

Because of the week's blockage of the Suez Canal, there is a severe
shortage of garden gnomes in the garden shops of the UK.

This also means that the marriage prospects of 100's of garden gnomettes
are in doubt.

Please, do what you can to help.

www.gofundme.com/lonesomegnomes

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04...9881618603193/

Increased gardening because of Corona is also to blame.

On Sat, 17 Apr 2021 12:20:20 -0400, micky
wrote:

Garden gnome shortage wracks England!

Because of the week's blockage of the Suez Canal, there is a severe
shortage of garden gnomes in the garden shops of the UK.

If anyone is interested in a big fat orange gnome I know where
I can find one. Though it says on the box it's designed for
golf-course decoration.
HTH
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On Sat, 17 Apr 2021 12:20:20 -0400, micky posted for all of us to digest...


Garden gnome shortage wracks England!

Because of the week's blockage of the Suez Canal, there is a severe
shortage of garden gnomes in the garden shops of the UK.

This also means that the marriage prospects of 100's of garden gnomettes
are in doubt.

Please, do what you can to help.

www.gofundme.com/lonesomegnomes

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04...9881618603193/

Increased gardening because of Corona is also to blame.

I guess this has *some* connection to a.h.r

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On Sat, 17 Apr 2021 12:20:20 -0400, micky posted for all of us to
digest...


Garden gnome shortage wracks England!

Because of the week's blockage of the Suez Canal, there is a severe
shortage of garden gnomes in the garden shops of the UK.

This also means that the marriage prospects of 100's of garden gnomettes
are in doubt.

Please, do what you can to help.

www.gofundme.com/lonesomegnomes

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04...9881618603193/

Increased gardening because of Corona is also to blame.

I guess this has *some* connection to a.h.r

Yep, not hard to make your own instead of buying chinese ones.

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On 2021-04-17 at 10:20:20 MDT, "micky" wrote:

Garden gnome shortage wracks England!

Because of the week's blockage of the Suez Canal, there is a severe
shortage of garden gnomes in the garden shops of the UK.

This also means that the marriage prospects of 100's of garden gnomettes
are in doubt.

Please, do what you can to help.

www.gofundme.com/lonesomegnomes


https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04...9881618603193/

Increased gardening because of Corona is also to blame.

As is the Gnome Lives Matter movement, which has encouraged them to run away
to freedom in Scotland, where many of them have gone into politics.