On 2021-04-17 at 10:20:20 MDT, "micky" wrote:

Garden gnome shortage wracks England!

Because of the week's blockage of the Suez Canal, there is a severe
shortage of garden gnomes in the garden shops of the UK.

This also means that the marriage prospects of 100's of garden gnomettes
are in doubt.

Please, do what you can to help.

www.gofundme.com/lonesomegnomes


https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04...9881618603193/

Increased gardening because of Corona is also to blame.

As is the Gnome Lives Matter movement, which has encouraged them to run away
to freedom in Scotland, where many of them have gone into politics.