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Old February 22nd 21, 05:58 PM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.d-i-y
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Default OT: Stupidest auto reply bot ever (EDF Energy via Whatsapp)

I haven't heard from you in over a month, I booked and paid for an appointment to have my gas meter removed. An excuse was given about coronavirus, which doesn't make sense as there's no need for contact, my meter is easily accessible on the driveway.

Your gas is off, is that right?

No.

Please let me know how I can help with your query.

Book appointment to remove gas service.

Sorry I didn't get that.
Type a few words like "I have no gas" or "I need a new electricity key"

Remove gas.

You can smell gas, is that right?

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Old February 22nd 21, 06:55 PM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.d-i-y
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Default CAUTION!!! Birdbrain, the Abnormal Pathological Attention Whore, Strikes, AGAIN!

On Mon, 22 Feb 2021 16:58:51 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (aka "Commander Kinsey",
"James Wilkinson", "Steven ******","Bruce Farquar", "Fred Johnson, etc.),
the pathological resident idiot and attention whore of all the uk ngs,
blathered again:


FLUSH the subnormal sociopathic trolling attention whore's latest
attention-baiting sick bull**** unread again

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about Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL)
trolling:
"He is a well known attention seeking troll and every reply you
make feeds him.
Starts many threads most of which die quick as on the UK groups anyone
with sense Kill filed him ages ago which is why he now cross posts to
the US groups for a new audience.
This thread was unusual in that it derived and continued without him
to a large extent and his silly questioning is an attempt to get
noticed again."
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Old February 22nd 21, 10:28 PM posted to alt.home.repair,uk.d-i-y
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On 2/22/2021 11:58 AM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I haven't heard from you in over a month, I booked and paid for an
appointment to have my gas meter removed.* An excuse was given about
coronavirus, which doesn't make sense as there's no need for contact, my
meter is easily accessible on the driveway.

Your gas is off, is that right?

No.

Please let me know how I can help with your query.

Book appointment to remove gas service.

Sorry I didn't get that.
Type a few words like "I have no gas" or "I need a new electricity key"

Remove gas.

You can smell gas, is that right?

No!

Please let me know how I can help with your query.
Type a few words like "I have no gas" or "I need a new electricity key"

Cancel gas service.

Sorry I didn't get that.
Please let me know how I can help with your query.
Type a few words like "I have no gas" or "I need a new electricity key"

Cancel gas account.

One of our agents will send you a message as soon as possible.


The covid issue has been a very poor excuse for many companies to
fulfill their service obligations. Many require no contact with
customers or others, yet have the "Due to covid, we can't or are
behind....blah blah" Unfortunately, there isn't any competition within
the utility industry and we must accept their crap if we need to
continue service.
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Default Troll-feeding Senile ASSHOLE Alert!

On Mon, 22 Feb 2021 16:28:54 -0500, Mario, another brain dead, troll-feeding
senile asshole, blathered:


The covid issue has been a very poor excuse for many companies to
fulfill their service obligations.


Your advanced senility is a very poor excuse for feeding the abnormal
trolling attention whore, troll-feeding senile asshole!


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