[micky]

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

[Oren[_2_]]

On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore. They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop. Pick your color.

Snowflakes on the east coast need help.

[Cindy Hamilton[_2_]]

On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:52:25 PM UTC-5, micky wrote:
Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Emotional support peacock? WTF? They're nasty. They scream.
They stink. If I was on a plane with one, I think I might wring
its neck.

Honestly, if people need emotional support animals, they should
just stay the **** home with them.

Cindy Hamilton

[taxPAYER]

On 02/01/2018 02:41 PM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:52:25 PM UTC-5, micky wrote:
Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.
Emotional support peacock? WTF? They're nasty. They scream.
They stink. If I was on a plane with one, I think I might wring
its neck.

Honestly, if people need emotional support animals, they should
just stay the **** home with them.

Cindy Hamilton


I'd rather sit next to the peacock than it's owner.

IMO, secure them both in a locked crate and ship them via UPS, FedEx, Cargolux, Atlas Air, Cathay Pacific or et alia.

[=?iso-8859-15?Q?Tekkie=AE?=]

Oren posted for all of us...



Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore. They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop. Pick your color.


According to liberal rules that color would HAVE to be blue. Certainly not
red and since they preach but not practice diversity no other colors would
be allowed.

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[Uncle Monster[_2_]]

On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore. They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop. Pick your color.

Snowflakes on the east coast need help.


Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro". Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

[Not_today]

replying to Tekkie®, Not_today wrote:
Keep politics out of a home owners discussion. Don't be a ugly American

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[Wade Garrett]

On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore. They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop. Pick your color.

Snowflakes on the east coast need help.


Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro". Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...

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- Sigmund Freud

[Terry Coombs[_2_]]

On 2/1/2018 5:18 PM, Wade Garrett wrote:
On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d


I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this
month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock."Â*Â* I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do.Â* My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore.Â* They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop.Â* Pick your color.

Snowflakes on the east coast need help.


Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro".
Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you
can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind
of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight
absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the
codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...

Â* I don't think that one will fly ... (!)

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Snag
Ain't no dollar sign on
peace of mind - Zac Brown

[Muggles[_24_]]

On 2/1/2018 5:28 PM, Terry Coombs wrote:
On 2/1/2018 5:18 PM, Wade Garrett wrote:
On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d


I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this
month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock."Â*Â* I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do.Â* My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore.Â* They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop.Â* Pick your color.

Snowflakes on the east coast need help.


Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro".
Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you
can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind
of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight
absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the
codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...

Â* I don't think that one will fly ... (!)


This is all hysterical!! A peacock on a plane?? I don't think so. LOL

--
Maggie

[Unquestionably Confused[_4_]]

On 2/1/2018 5:28 PM, Terry Coombs wrote:
On 2/1/2018 5:18 PM, Wade Garrett wrote:
On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d


I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this
month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:


[snip]


Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro".
Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you
can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind
of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight
absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the
codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...

Â* I don't think that one will fly ... (!)

Probably not. I wonder how my support companion, Gaston [Glock], would
play out.





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[Unquestionably Confused[_4_]]

On 2/1/2018 5:51 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 2/1/2018 5:28 PM, Terry Coombs wrote:
On 2/1/2018 5:18 PM, Wade Garrett wrote:
On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight


[snip]


[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...

Â* I don't think that one will fly ... (!)


This is all hysterical!! A peacock on a plane?? I don't think so. LOL


Agreed, but that's exactly what this maroon insisted on doing even after
being told 3x's prior to arrival at the airport that it wouldn't fly
(quite literally).

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[Uncle Monster[_2_]]

On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 5:18:56 PM UTC-6, Wade Garrett wrote:
On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore. They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop. Pick your color.

Snowflakes on the east coast need help.

Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro". Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...
--


What are you, one of those gun huggers? ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Armed Monster

[micky]

In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 1 Feb 2018 17:51:53 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

On 2/1/2018 5:28 PM, Terry Coombs wrote:
On 2/1/2018 5:18 PM, Wade Garrett wrote:
On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d


I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this
month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock."** I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.
.

* I don't think that one will fly ... (!)


This is all hysterical!! A peacock on a plane?? I don't think so. LOL

The video doesn't show it but they didn't let it on.

[micky]

In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 1 Feb 2018 18:03:12 -0600, Unquestionably
Confused wrote:

On 2/1/2018 5:51 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 2/1/2018 5:28 PM, Terry Coombs wrote:
On 2/1/2018 5:18 PM, Wade Garrett wrote:
On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight


[snip]


This is all hysterical!! A peacock on a plane?? I don't think so. LOL


Agreed, but that's exactly what this maroon insisted on doing even after
being told 3x's prior to arrival at the airport that it wouldn't fly
(quite literally).

That I didn't know. I thought, Surely she checked first, and I'm glad
to see she did. Unfortunately, I guess she didn't listen when told No.

[ChairMan[_6_]]

Not_today
m wrote:
replying to Tekkie®, Not_today wrote:
Keep politics out of a home owners discussion. Don't be a
ugly
American

keep your leeching homemoanershub out of Alt.home.repair

[Roy]

On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 12:41:39 PM UTC-7, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:52:25 PM UTC-5, micky wrote:
Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Emotional support peacock? WTF? They're nasty. They scream.
They stink. If I was on a plane with one, I think I might wring
its neck.

Honestly, if people need emotional support animals, they should
just stay the **** home with them.

Cindy Hamilton

The women is NUTS...next posting please. Peacocks indeed...what next in this
mixed up frickin world?

[micky]

In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 01 Feb 2018 23:14:02 GMT, Not_today
m wrote:

replying to Tekkie®, Not_today wrote:
Keep politics out of a home owners discussion. Don't be a ugly American

+1

[micky]

In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 1 Feb 2018 17:51:53 -0600, Muggles
wrote:




This is all hysterical!! A peacock on a plane?? I don't think so. LOL

--
Maggie

It turns out she had bought a ticket for the peacock.

[rbowman]

On 02/02/2018 12:04 AM, Roy wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 12:41:39 PM UTC-7, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:52:25 PM UTC-5, micky wrote:
Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Emotional support peacock? WTF? They're nasty. They scream.
They stink. If I was on a plane with one, I think I might wring
its neck.

Honestly, if people need emotional support animals, they should
just stay the **** home with them.

Cindy Hamilton

The women is NUTS...next posting please. Peacocks indeed...what next in this
mixed up frickin world?


My emotional support animal is a black bear. He is usually friendly...

[=?iso-8859-15?Q?Tekkie=AE?=]

Not_today posted for all of us...



replying to Tekkie®, Not_today wrote:
Keep politics out of a home owners discussion. Don't be a ugly American

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Thank you mr net protector and take homemoaners hubless with you.

--
Tekkie

[=?iso-8859-15?Q?Tekkie=AE?=]

micky posted for all of us...



In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 01 Feb 2018 23:14:02 GMT, Not_today
m wrote:

replying to Tekkie®, Not_today wrote:
Keep politics out of a home owners discussion. Don't be a ugly American

+1

Thank you mr net protector and take homemoaners hubless with you. You
especially have no input on this.

--
Tekkie

[=?iso-8859-15?Q?Tekkie=AE?=]

Wade Garrett posted for all of us...



On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore. They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop. Pick your color.

Snowflakes on the east coast need help.


Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro". Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...

I prefer Sig. But if times are tough I will buck up and use my Shield.

--
Tekkie

[=?iso-8859-15?Q?Tekkie=AE?=]

Unquestionably Confused posted for all of us...



On 2/1/2018 5:28 PM, Terry Coombs wrote:
On 2/1/2018 5:18 PM, Wade Garrett wrote:
On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d


I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this
month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:


[snip]


Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro".
Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you
can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind
of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight
absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the
codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...

* I don't think that one will fly ... (!)

Probably not. I wonder how my support companion, Gaston [Glock], would
play out.





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[Wade Garrett]

On 2/2/18 4:40 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Wade Garrett posted for all of us...



On 2/1/18 5:00 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 1:29:26 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 01 Feb 2018 13:52:14 -0500, micky
wrote:

Woman with emotional-support peacock tries to board United flight

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video...=.ca048beb578d

I plan to take a flight from this airport, Newark, later this month, and
I think I will tell the persons at the counter and the gate:

"I understand that if I request one, you will provide an emotional
support peacock." I'll see if I can get a laugh out of them.

It's not easy to do. My mother used to try and rarely succeeded.

Just tell the service agents you are a liberal from Baltimore. They
will fall down, roll around on the floor; then give you an emotional
support lolly-pop. Pick your color.

Snowflakes on the east coast need help.


Get a Negro American friend to be your "Emotional Support Negro". Have a vest made with "Service Negro" printed on it and see if you can get a free seat on the plane for your Negro friend. It's the kind of prank I'd pull and make a YouTube video if I was able to. To fight absurd policies, you must out-absurd the idiots promoting the codswallop. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Annoyed Monster

Another option might be one's emotional support Smith & Wesson...

I prefer Sig. But if times are tough I will buck up and use my Shield.


Heh, heh. I guess either one will get you to your "safe space".

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